Apologize on behalf of your country

[kln]

On the behalf of Finland, I'd like to apologize for...

hell, why should I, you don't f'ing know we exist.

 

[ProtoChimp]

We, the British, sincerely apologise for Jude Law. Yes, yes he is a very handsome man and a good actor, but that doesn't excuse his blatant dickery. We are sorry.

 

[Fredrikorex]

In Sweden, we're sorry that bestiality is legal here.

 

[Beryl77]

I'm sorry for the whole Bank secrecy in Switzerland.

 

[trust Milo]

As a Serbian, I am sorry that Nikola Tesla didn't kill/bankrupt Thomas Edison and Guglielmo Marconi for being absolute pricks.

 

[Nazulu]

On the behalf of Australia, I apologise for the people who think it's clever to abuse the aussie accent, for those horrible ad's telling you to "Get the hell over here" and for all the morons who think they have talent (I think that stays mostly in Australia though but some of it gets out).

 

[aenimau5]

On behalf of Ireland i apologize for refusing to accept that we are a tiny insignificant speck of a country about whom no-one gives a shit ( oh and sorry for jedward, westlife and Louis walsh)

 

[Doomsday11]

Huge empire,slavery on an untold scale,and many more I'm sure.

 

[Drejer43]

I, on behalf of Italy, Apologize for giving the world the Most Handsome men (me included) for the rest of you to Compete with, sorry, we'll try to leave you the good women...

what ever, we got the best women.

 

[3aqua]

on behalf of England I apologize for creating guns (haven't done any good yet)

 

[Squiggles]

On behalf of Australia; i apologize for inflicting the god-awful beer known as 'Fosters' onto the world, we knowingly exported it because no one here would drink it.

 

[Floppertje]

On behalf of the Netherlands, I apologize for all the slavetrading we did, Geert Wilders, being sissies in wars, the gigantic retard who suggested we bomb iran (sorry, that the EU bomb iran. see, sissies) and for our god-awful music. although that IS dutch, so you probably don't know it. and you'd better be fuckin gratefull for that! also, I'd like to apologize for having... wait a sec... what am I apologizing for? I don't DO any of that shit and I don't really like this country to begin with. maybe i'll move to Denmark. or Scotland, not sure if it is any better than here, but at least you have cool accents.

 

[MinorInconvenience]

I formally apologize on behalf of Australia.

I'm sorry for our terrible latency in online games.

If there is anyway we can make it up to you please let us know.

 

[dalek sec]

in the name of america im sorry for sarah palin, even if she is good for a laugh

Yeah, count me in for apologizing about her as well. I'm sorry we couldn't keep that bint to her own state... D:

 

[Rathcoole]

Sure the English have done some shitty things to us but that does not excuse the murder of innocent men,women and children. Those that wanted there own Ireland have it and despite what you claim there are more in the north who want to stay with Britian than want to join the sinking ship that is the republic. But no rather than let everybody go on as they please some people seem determined to force the north into a united Ireland weather they want it or not. We are just fine as we are thanks and yes we do run the country but we still recieve hand outs from britian if whose dried up tell me what would the country do for money? we have no industry or resources.

Well thanks for only half reading my post. As I said a couple of times in the post the actions of certain groups ON BOTH SIDES were not justified. I am sure I don't have to go into the Shankill Butchers and the Omagh Bombings as you probably know all about those. As I said at the time Britain wanted the 6 counties in the North due to the economic advantage it gave them so no at the time we could of had the 32 if the rumour of bribes is to believed. Yes if hand outs from Britain stopped your economy would be fucked. Republic's wouldn't be fucked if the people weren't so corrupt but that is a different story.

I did read your whole post. But I do not deal in rumours. Lets take this arugment back to the point. You refuse to say sorry to England because you think they started the troubles. The fact is England conquered and ruled in a time when it was a prefectly acceptable thing to do. They later returned the lands that asked to leave, only keeping the ones that wanted to stay. (decades before they release India, Pakastan and countless others) But nationalist palamiltiers decided they wanted the whole lot despite what the majority in the north wanted. They started attacks against innocent people who just wanted to live there lives in peace. The English guvorment did what anybody would in that sitution they defended there land.


I suspect we will never reach an agreement. So lets just say you stick to what you believe and I will stick to what I believe.

 

[k3v1n]

on behalf of Spain, I'm sorry we made South America such a miserable place and destroyed it's unique culture.

also, on a less serious note, I'm really REALLY sorry for Penelope Cruz.

 

[Superior Mind]

I don't think New Zealand has much to apologise for. If anyone thinks of anything I'll be happy to apologise on behalf of NZ fir whatever it is. Unless I'm not sory about it of course.

 

[BennoTheDutch]

On behalf of the Netherlands I apoligise for:
-Not being able to intervene in the Srebrenica massacre (Bosnia-Herzegovina)
-The shipping of slaves from Africa to North-America, South-America and Europe.
-Slave trade
-The colonies
-Traffic enforcement cameras
-Nigel de Jong
-Apartheid

 

[matt87_50]

sorry for Australia taking all the shit parts of America, leaving the rest, to remain in the 19th century instead...

also, sorry for being so ****ing far away. seriously... whats with that?

and Mel Gibson.

and Kylie Minogue, and Neighbours. seriously, I know some of you brits got addicted to them, and for that, I'm sorry.

and most the Australian films we have subjected to you. our only saving grace is hopefully not too many of them got out the country, and the ones that did hardly got seen.

also, for acting like we matter more than we really do.