Apparently not having Facebook makes you "suspicious" (epic facepalm)

[Alternative]

ha ha hah. They're wrong. I've got a whole cellar full of body's and i've had Facebook for years.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I think I'd be more inclined to become a mass murderer if I was actually on facebook. Seeing everyone update their status every 2 seconds would be enough to send me over the edge.

 

[Tilted_Logic]

Funny, I find those obsessed with Facebook to be a more common and constant detriment to society. Blarg, generalizations!

Oh my god, I should have known. The warning signs have been there for so long, I just pretended I didn't see...

I think I'm a mass murderer.

Can I friend you for this? You know, to get on your good side and all. *whistles*

 

[octafish]

I bet they had Linkedin accounts though...

 

[purplecactus]

Heh, that's pretty ridiculous. I held out on signing up to Facebook for a long time, only got it in this January past to keep in touch with the people I'd spent the past month with and would otherwise likely never speak to again.

My mum and my brother don't have it. Guess they're just too busy with all that killing to sign up.

 

[The Funslinger]

Well that explains why there's so many corpses in the house...

Both my parents lack Facebook accounts.

It all makes sense!

It makes so much sense. I bet they even took you as an infant from your deceased parent's arms.[footnote]Was that an adoption joke? I think it was![/footnote]

 

[dangoball]

I don't have a Facebook... Hmmm...

Bonus points for Hyperbole and a Half

It's like there is some insane madman out there who pays stupid people to say things in public. What a diabolical mastermind he must be.

It's them Illuminati I say!

OT:
Is there really anything other to say than: "This is fucking stupid"?

 

[Keltrick]

Well that explains why there's so many corpses in the house...

Both my parents lack Facebook accounts.

It all makes sense!

I might as well stop reading the rest of the posts, because you just won this thread.

OT: I have an inner debate about deleting my facebook. I don't like being so open to contact with most people. ANYONE can find me ... but for the few times its a good tool to get in touch with someone who I haven't exchanged phone numbers with, I'd be lost without it.

Maybe someday, but until then ... gah! I hate myself for being a slave to peer pressure, but 'everyone' has one, so I guess I have to have one as well, if only for convenience.

 

[Vhite]

Actually it serves as handy list of people and reminder why would you want to kill them.

 

[Keltrick]

I'd wager that it's much more interesting to know people who don't share everything on Facebook, who like to keep their private life just that.

The problem with Facebook is that people don't share everything; they just share the things they feel are interesting (or make them seem more interesting). That's my main gripe about Facebook (or social media in general): you don't really get to know people, you just see what they want you to see.

Yeah, but I kind of see that as a god send. Maybe it's because I'm in a younger age group (18-25), but I have the opposite problem. I have people I know who won't shut up about things that AREN'T my business. I do not need to know that "SOME PEOPLE really get you miffed when SOME PEOPLE forget anniversaries." Sweetie I DON'T CARE YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND FIGHT. Kindly stop broadcasting it.

I think a personal censor is a good thing online. Maybe I use Facebook to continue existing relationships, instead of forging new ones, and that's why I come from this perspective. I was raised to heavily monitor what parts of my life I make other peoples problems, and that includes posting it on their feeds. I know you can be more open without divulging everything, but most people online don't seem to know the difference. I'll personally take only the stuff they want me to see, over everything I don't want to see, any day.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Did someone say "cat video"?

I clicked on this forum for a reason, but now I can't remember what it was.

 

[EternalFacepalm]

You know, I'll keep asking this until I get a proper answer that I could give a damn about...

What the FUCK do I need Facebook for?

Ain't gonna happen...

Farmville, that's what. I think.

OT: Hm... I don't have Facebook, I've played an FPS, and I prefer people not look through my PC... I must be a TERRUREST!

 

[FalloutJack]

Farmville, that's what. I think.

I don't like farming games. Next?

 

[Starik20X6]

I can't remember the last time I used Facebook.

On a completely unrelated note, do you like Huey Lewis And The News?

 

[likalaruku]

Really? I would have thought that a massive collection of weapons, rampant missing pets, several local Amber Alerts, & the smell of rotting human flesh coming from your garage would be the first indication that you were a mass murderer.

 

[Rastien]

Oh how i love the Daily hate and bile,

So now i'm being compared to a murderer well shit... great. Other titles from the shit spewing factory that is the Daily Mail:

"Facebook use linked to weight worries according to study as users 'want their friends' bodies'"

"The Facebook fix: Are you an addict? Test that spots social network junkies"

 

[Grimh]

HA! Suck it Daily Bile!

I have a facebook account! I just never ever use it!