Apparently not having Facebook makes you "suspicious" (epic facepalm)

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Mr Fixit

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So what does it mean when you have a facebook account, but its under a(ridiculessly obvious) fake name......
 

mattttherman3

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deserteagleeye said:
I swear if anyone at my school relates this article to me...
I love how the pop on the table doesn't move at all when the head hits the desk, lazy animation right there.
 

HardkorSB

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Wait, Hitler didn't have a facebook and he was a genocidal maniac.
IT'S TRUE!!!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/%D0%90%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BB%D1%84-%D0%A5%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80/352817894781727

Well ************.
Made a profile in Russian, that sneaky bastard.
 

Zack Alklazaris

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What a bunch of bullshit. So no serial killers or others who find pleasure in illegal acts towards others never find solace in confiding in one other through social mediums? Right...
 

White-Death

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I don't have or will ever in my life have any Facebook or social network account in my entire life.
Best sharpen the knives and expand the basement then.
Oh,and sorry for the incident at the theater.
 

FalloutJack

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Suki_ said:
FalloutJack said:
You know, I'll keep asking this until I get a proper answer that I could give a damn about...

What the FUCK do I need Facebook for?

Ain't gonna happen...
You dont need it but it is an extremely easy and convienent way to keep in touch and get a hold of friends.
Yeah well, so is email, a chat program, message boards, and other things that are not annoying and ridiculous that I DO use to speak around the world.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
MammothBlade said:
?not having a Facebook account could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer.?
Now that's just ridiculous. I have a Facebook account AND I'm a...I've said too much.

Joking aside, you have a "pattern" of two people. I doubt any actual expert would even suggest a correlation based on that.

I'm not sure I agree with you on dangerous, but this is certainly dumb.
OH, OH, I do, I do!

But only if it's made of 100% authentic human shinbone.
...I'm superstitious like that, and I'll pay extra if it's just the left shinbone

OT: I don't have a facebook account and I don't plan on getting one in the foreseeable future. I really just don't see the appeal, I guess that means I'm gonna have a spot on the evening news sometime in the future huh?

I can see the headline now: Man kills 6 in grocery store with pineapple.
Something like that...
 

Scarim Coral

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Le Gasp! My parent must be portential murderers! It make all sense now despite clearly they are not skillful on a computer!

Or what? In another word, seeing pointless posts with many "likes" or thumb ups and other other useless jnuk seen on those social site is making you sane?
 

FalloutJack

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Suki_ said:
FalloutJack said:
Yeah well, so is email, a chat program, message boards, and other things that are not annoying and ridiculous that I DO use to speak around the world.
Yes and all of them are far less convienent then facebook.


Facebook is also only annoying and rediculous if you let it be.
Lies and slander. You go if you want, but I feel much better without.
 

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FalloutJack said:
DoPo said:
Well, the answer seems to be "To not kill people".

Don't you believe it! FB made her kill someone!
knight of some random number said:
I think this video best describes my reaction to such a retarded theory, heck it's not even a theory, as a theory has a chance of being right, this is just plain wrong.


Also if not having facebook makes you a mass murderer, does that mean an actual mass murderer will be cured of all their homicidal/psychopathic traits if they join Facebook?
Thank you two wonderful people for including Steins;Gate and Nichijou in this thread, you have made me a happy man.

And yes... this is incredibly stupid. I'm sure there must be at least one murderer or crazy person out there who has Facebook or some other form of social media.
 

Shinsei-J

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For some reason I think they might be on to something...
*eyes dart back and forth*
 

DJ_DEnM

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Dear Editors,

Fuck.
The fuck.
Off.

With love,
DJ_DEnM[footnote]The FORBES Editors, not the Escapists[/footnote]
 

winginson

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So thats why I can't help killing people all the time!
All it is, is that I don't go on Facebook!


Seriously, that is dumb.
 

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I am physically willing for the day to come when every Facebook user realises that
"man this is stupid" (goes outside to enjoy life instead of building a portfolio of themselves drinking and partying every weekend)

it happend with MySpace it can happen to Facebook.
 

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FalloutJack said:
You know, I'll keep asking this until I get a proper answer that I could give a damn about...

What the FUCK do I need Facebook for?

Ain't gonna happen...
It can be helpful for maintaining business contacts and/or basic networking. It can also be useful for keeping in touch with people who aren't overly fond of using email or the telephone, or are simply far away. You don't need it at all, but it does have its uses.
 

Psykoma

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While i agree that the original article is dumb as shit, im surprised at the vitriol facebook gets (or even having a facebook account gets)
 

Headdrivehardscrew

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I stopped using "real name" facebook quite a while back, after noticing how invasive all those facebook-enabled sites are. In terms of invasiveness, I think facebook beat scorecardresearch and doubleclick (and all the others) long ago, and I plain refuse to see how most, if not all of the facebook offerings that demand to get my friendbook facelist would explain to me what they intend to do with all that free data.

Also, playing zookeeper, mobster or farmer really gets old after awhile, especially after, say, half a year of interacting and trying to make sense of the lives of all those people you've only befriended because you needed that social gaming boost, whoring out your friends and loved ones and total strangers just so you wouldn't have to wait another hour, a full day or cut the throat of a newborn lamb the next full moon.

With all the recent changes - yeah, I am happy to have the option of easily interacting and sharing with folks that live on the other side of the planet, but it's really come a long way since it was that student-centric little project. The number of idiots and total twats on facebook also makes it rather hard to "like" and I've since grown really, really bored with the very concept of "liking" things except if they throw goodies my way that are worth it. Hello, xfx, I really like you. Now, send me that graphics card like you promised. Here, have a long list of people I barely know in return! T'a.