April Fool's Day: What are your plans?

[imnot]

Basically, there's a data encryption program in our school's network(only the students know about it, of course, and use it to bypass the school's network filter). What I'm going to do is make a quick little program that looks exactly like it, but once you launch it it puts a fullscreen trollface on your computer, and doesn't let you close it
In fact, I've already made the program, and before leaving school today, I'm going to upload it into the network

Hah hah I actually love you now!

 

[jonyboy13]

Being extra paranoid.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Probably have a peek around the net to see what ridiculous stories people come out with that's always good for a lol.

 

[Jonluw]

I don't have any real plans, but considering that one of my friends told me that the entire time she watched the first season of Dexter, she kept comparing me to Dexter, I am slightly tempted to sneak into her house while she's at school, and cover up her living room with plastic and grab one of her kitchen-knives...

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I'll be getting just under $1,100 back from the federal government. And everybody knows that the Feds don't have enough of a sense of humor to try pranking anyone.

Aside from that, I'm probably just going to go into media lockdown- no communication with co-workers, no looking up anything on news sites. Better to see what everyone fell for on April 2nd.

 

[Lawnmooer]

I'm going to see how much of the day I can sleep through.

Mainly because thats what I like to do on my weekends, but also the fact that I was woken up at 3:42 AM today by the sound of my back cracking... :/

 

[Ddgafd]

Fool my mom that my school counselor talked to me about my schoolwork. Then when she thinks it was a joke, I bluff again and say it was true. Yea that's garbage, but it's something.

 

[vviki]

As I usually do. Trust no one on that day, whatever they say and avoid all communication. If everyone is going to be immature and try to take any advantage of me, then I believe it's my right to cheerfully ignore them to death. I'll stay home, watch movies, drink beer and all generally indulge myself in a make-way vacation. Also I'll check whatever Blizzard have done

 

[DasDestroyer]

Basically, there's a data encryption program in our school's network(only the students know about it, of course, and use it to bypass the school's network filter). What I'm going to do is make a quick little program that looks exactly like it, but once you launch it it puts a fullscreen trollface on your computer, and doesn't let you close it
In fact, I've already made the program, and before leaving school today, I'm going to upload it into the network

Hah hah I actually love you now!

Heterosexually, I hope?

 

[Guthixflare7]

I'm texting my girlfriend "I love you", and when she replies "love you too" I'm going to text back "April Fools! =D" and seeing her reaction.

Ok I just love that idea.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

So my dear friends, tomorrow is that glorious day of the year. April 1st: April Fool's Day! Do you have any nefarious plans for tomorrow, or will you be doing your best to avoid what could be coming to you?

Personally I don't have any plans. I'm not much good at pranks. I'll just finish up my classes, have a nice walk, go to my Anime club meeting in the evening and just hope that I don't get pranked too badly.

[sub]Captcha: sin ngtwo. Oh god, how does it know?![/sub]

The Escapist at large will be drowned by the Funniest joke it has ever seen in it's history.

Mojang AB will win March Mayhem. And it will be HILARIOUS XD.

 

[BENZOOKA]

I will invade Belgium.

 

[Queen Michael]

I'll go get Godzilla and have him stomp on the Gothenburg opera house. Then, when the newspaper reports about it, people will say "Godzilla stepping on the opera house? Bah! What an implausible April fool's joke!"

 

[Vanbael]

Attempt to sell government land to Canada to balance the state's budget defect.

 

[GeorgW]

I found this program [http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg] that I can install on the school computers that will randomize all the keyboard keys.

Fail - highlighting the url makes the link appear and ruin it. Need more planning mate

Well don't have anything to do for it this year really. Though either last year or the year before I convinced two of my friends I was going to go blind in the next month when we went to see a movie...yeah I made one of them cry in the cinema. WORTH IT

You don't think I know that? I don't have the energy to do anything properly, so this will do.

 

[DasDestroyer]

This also reminds me, last year my friend and I did this awesome prank:
I baked a couple of large brownies, but they quite frankly looked like crap, although they tasted great. My friend, who is Jewish, brough something that was basically ground nuts and apples(some sort of traditional Jewish dish, I think), or something of the sort, and added two cups of salt into it. Then we went around the school offering people to try the food. It usually took a while to convince them that it's not some sort of prank, but we got quite a few people to try my friend's food. Immediately after, I offered my brownie, and just about nobody accepted it, even though it was really good
So it was kind of a double joke - they eat the crap, and don't want any of the good stuff

 

[imnot]

Basically, there's a data encryption program in our school's network(only the students know about it, of course, and use it to bypass the school's network filter). What I'm going to do is make a quick little program that looks exactly like it, but once you launch it it puts a fullscreen trollface on your computer, and doesn't let you close it
In fact, I've already made the program, and before leaving school today, I'm going to upload it into the network

Hah hah I actually love you now!

Heterosexually, I hope?

Nope completely homo, APRIL FOOLS!

 

[thylasos]

I'll be going into class, coming back to the flat, eating borscht, working on a translation, class again, then come home and get drunk. I may search for joke articles and updates on some of the sites I regularly check, but generally they smash you in the face rather than subtly fucking with you, so I doubt that'll take long.

 

[Queen Michael]

I'm so glad I got a job last september, because now I can prank the people at work! I think I'll put a misleading piece of paper by the watercooler.