DasDestroyer said:
Basically, there's a data encryption program in our school's network(only the students know about it, of course, and use it to bypass the school's network filter). What I'm going to do is make a quick little program that looks exactly like it, but once you launch it it puts a fullscreen trollface on your computer, and doesn't let you close it

In fact, I've already made the program, and before leaving school today, I'm going to upload it into the network
Oh gord that's awesome. Is this program that the students use similar to Ultra Surf? Cuz if so, you should share the program with me, cuz my school's students do the same thing.
OT: I'm gonna screw with one of my friend's. She's... Let's be polite and say "gullible".
Me and a friend have convinced her in the past that Mangos and Sweet Potatoes are the same thing. We also convinced her (after my friend jokingly said my mother is a ninja, because she always sneaks up on him when he's at my house) that my mother:
- [li]Is a ninja.[/li][li]Has a 8[sup]th[/sup] dan black belt in Ninjitsu.[/li][li]Has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do[/li][li]Has a black belt in Aikido[/li][li]Has a black belt in Wing Chun.[/li][li]Has a black belt in Karate[/li][li]Created her own martial art, which only two other living people had mastered, called "Silent Step", which focused on stealth killing, and was taught in SEAL training camps.[/li]
Around this point, my friend shut off his mic to stop laughing, and
she still believed me. God alone knows what I'll claim while I talk to her tomorrow. Probably say that the US got invaded by Poland, see how long I can get her going.