Are we friends?

[Borrowed Time]

They'd get the business end of my boomstick until they could explain why they're wearing my underpants on their head. Once that got cleared up then I'd probably say hi, feel incredibly awkward at having someone who I don't really know in my home and wonder how they found me while being all shifty-eyed.

And then devour their brains... Or offer them a coffee? :shrug: Which ever comes to mind first.

 

[Nincompoop]

TITS OR GTFO!

I'd probably welcome them...

 

[Lullabye]

No friends. I'm so popular. Nice grammar, buddy.

*adds as friend*
"No friends."-What amazing grammar skills you possess.

honestly,I dont keep track of my friends. I literally logged on one day and went from having 0 to 3 friends. It fraked me out. I guess anyone from the E is kay I guess. I'd be weirded out but..Im usually accepting.

 

[fanklok]

Who are we talking here?

Because some people I'm pretty sure they'd be here to kill and or rape and or kill then rape me.

oh hai

 

[RanD00M]

You're far more trusting/naive than I.

Well i do have my address in my profile.And i can be rather naive.But i´m a inviting person.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Err depends who, and whether or not I could actually tell if it was indeed them.

 

[dududf]

Depends.

If it was a dude, I'd be cautious, if it was a female I'd be less cautious.

Partly due to that rules out rape as a consequence for letting them in.
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Seriously though I'd first ask how did you learn where I lived, and if it's not a creepy answer I'd say "Just a sec" go down stairs grab my bee bee gun, load it with a dart, invite them in and shoot them in the back of the throat.

Then proceed to have a cup of tea, and post on the Escapist what I just did, and how weird it was and end every sentence with "Lol."


I'm not a people person

 

[feather240]

Ask them to do the official secret escapist handshake. Depending on their reaction I'd either let them in and hangout or slam the door on them, or kill them.

 

[StonkThis]

No friends. I'm so popular. Nice grammar, buddy.

*adds as friend*
"No friends."-What amazing grammar skills you possess.

honestly,I dont keep track of my friends. I literally logged on one day and went from having 0 to 3 friends. It fraked me out. I guess anyone from the E is kay I guess. I'd be weirded out but..Im usually accepting.

I added a little extra so that will explain me not adding you back. As for me saying "No friends" that might count as bad grammar, but I just call it sentence abbreviation. Maybe that makes me a hypocrite.

 

[SharPhoe]

Oh, I hope you'd do a little more than that if it was me ;3

Oh, you know it. >:3

Well, if they were ugly or no where near my age, I'd let them sleep in my back lawn but if they were neck-beard free and reasonably normal, I'd let them inside and share a meal with them before having a gaming session.

Oh, good, someone else is as vindictive towards the dreaded neck-beard as I am.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Firstly I'd praise them for being able to track me down then we'd probally talk and hang out for a while. And there would be cake.

 

[fanklok]

oh hai

Step into my basement.

i sure hope thats innuendo

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Have amazing sex.

What if it was another guy?

 

[joshthor]

i would leg hug them (a regular hug with one leg wrapped around them as well) then i would invite them in for a soda, then we would play a few rounds of street fighter 4. afterwords we would go watch an awesome movie and get a pizza. thats it. unless she is a hot chick. then it would be all the same but i would nail her. it would be legendary.

 

[Good morning blues]

I'd tell them to get the fuck off my balcony before i call the cops. This is an internet forum, not a social.

 

[RanD00M]

i would leg hug them (a regular hug with one leg wrapped around them as well) then i would invite them in for a soda, then we would play a few rounds of street fighter 4. afterwords we would go watch an awesome movie and get a pizza. thats it. unless she is a hot chick. then it would be all the same but i would nail her. it would be legendary.

But your description makes it sound like you would have sex with him/her no matter which gender.No offense.

 

[The_Echo]

I don't really know the people on my list a whole lot, except Max... and I'm not sure I'd let him in my house. Or anywhere near it, for that matter.