Are we friends?

[Samurai Goomba]

Depends entirely on who they are.

But I still live at home for now, so it might be kind of awkward. I guess we could watch Se7en or something, play some video games, whatever.

 

[Krythe]

Logic Excercise

People take online friends as a substitute for actual friends, which they crave, but do not have. In other words, something is holding them back from having actual friends which can only be sampled through actual contact.

Consequently, people with few friends in reality: have no social skills/are ugly/agoraphobic/misanthropic.

Your numbers of friends online is inversely proportional to your number of real friends.

As such the odds of these socially retarded people actually being likeable is inversely proportional to how many online life friends they have.


So, the formula is:

[((# of existing friends) / (# of online friends)) * 100] - [(# of online gaming subscriptions * 10) + 2 * (# of units you are over your ideal BMI)] = % chance that you are likeable in reality

Editorial Caveat: If you score over 100% you are a popularity whore and everyone secretly hates you regardless of what they say.

*Sagacious nod*

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Kill them with extreme prejudice.

Your avatar goes hand in hand with that comment.

OT: I'd probably slowly close the door and walk slowly backwards, up my stairs, into my room, and gibber.

 

[joshthor]

i would leg hug them (a regular hug with one leg wrapped around them as well) then i would invite them in for a soda, then we would play a few rounds of street fighter 4. afterwords we would go watch an awesome movie and get a pizza. thats it. unless she is a hot chick. then it would be all the same but i would nail her. it would be legendary.

But your description makes it sound like you would have sex with him/her no matter which gender.No offense.

psh. whateva yo. youve just never had a leg hug.

 

[Silver]

Meh, people on the internet aren't that dangerous, and I'm surprisingly good at defending myself for an arrogant idealistic pacifistic nerd, so I'd let them in. I have no idea who's on my friend list, I think I've added a few people, but I can't remember why, but I suppose I had a reason to when I did, so if it was one of those and not just someone random I'd hesitate even less.

I'd be very curious why they were here, and how they found out where I lived though.

 

[RanD00M]

You've just never had a leg hug.

No i haven´t.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'd be kinda freaked out, as I haven't exactly told anyone on here where I live specifically. At best I've narrowed it down to an area of about 500 km.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

If I weren't the paranoid git I am, I'd probably let 'em in and invite them to play games with me and/or ass about and talk about stuff. But normally, I'd be incredible creeped out and most likely point a sharp instrument or blunt object at them.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

oh hai

Step into my basement.

i sure hope thats innuendo

I'm gonna go ahead and resist temptaion on this one.

Seeing as i'm an Antisocial person by nature, living atop a hill that no-one visits, spending most of the one day of possible socialization away from socialization, I would probably wonder who they were, tell my grandmother or brother that someone was at the door, find out it's for me, wing it.

The Perfect Plan.

 

[Colours]

How did they find my secret lair?

I would demand answers!

 

[joshthor]

You've just never had a leg hug.

No i haven´t.

sad day.

 

[fanklok]

oh hai

Step into my basement.

i sure hope thats innuendo

I'm gonna go ahead and resist temptaion on this one.

Seeing as i'm an Antisocial person by nature, living atop a hill that no-one visits, spending most of the one day of possible socialization away from socialization, I would probably wonder who they were, tell my grandmother or brother that someone was at the door, find out it's for me, wing it.

The Perfect Plan.

ok now give into temptation

 

[Helmet]

Depends who it is. If it was one of the new people who makes the constant HALO IS GRATE/TURRIBLE threads, I'm gonna have to pass.

If it was someone who has proven to be at least semi-intelligent, I'd welcome them into my home. I'd be on guard, because many of us are quite.....odd..... but I'd let them in anyway.

....Unless it was Max. He can stay outside.

 

[Ganthrinor]

I have a canned "What the fuck do you want?" response when somebody is foolish enough to actually knock on my door.

Also, I am a terrible host.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Let em in, offer them some food or something to drink, and then perhaps a few rounds of some video games is in order.

 

[WhamBamSam]

I'm new here so the entire content of my friends list is at the door every time I open it. So far I've responded pretty well.

I really only know a few internets people that I consider 'friends,' and only two that I'd feel comfortable interacting with in real life. If they were to show up unannounced, I'd rather it were at my dorm room than at home. Either way, I'd be somewhat suspicious of their means of finding me, but those specific two are quite good chums of mine, so I'd be fairly welcoming.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

ok now give into temptation

It's not set up anymore so I couldn't if I wanted to

....Unless it was Max. He can stay outside.

Why? Is it because Max seems to enjoy the idea of kicking the groins of people he doesn't like? (Note to self: Never add Max)

 

[Hollock]

i have 3 friends here I'd let 2 of them hang out for sure.

 

[teutonicman]

Ask them how the fuck the found out where I lived. If the explanation was non-creepy then probably offer them a beer and hang out.

 

[Berethond]

Logic Excercise

People take online friends as a substitute for actual friends, which they crave, but do not have. In other words, something is holding them back from having actual friends which can only be sampled through actual contact.

Consequently, people with few friends in reality: have no social skills/are ugly/agoraphobic/misanthropic.

Your numbers of friends online is inversely proportional to your number of real friends.

As such the odds of these socially retarded people actually being likeable is inversely proportional to how many online life friends they have.


So, the formula is:

[((# of existing friends) / (# of online friends)) * 100] - [(# of online gaming subscriptions * 10) + 2 * (# of units you are over your ideal BMI)] = % chance that you are likeable in reality


*Sagacious nod*

I got %396.666667
I'm awesome.