Are we friends?

[Ben Jamin]

Knock them out with a shovel then hold them for ransom.

 

[whycantibelinus]

Ask them how they got my address and then bring them in to play some Borderlands Co-op, drink 40's, and shoot the shit.

 

[Satin6T]

I'd let my friend Gofer into my house cuz he lives about a mile away
first i'd offer him a drink, then Vidja games

for the rest of you,
delightful conversation, then drink, then Video games

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I'd let them in and invite them to play some Xbox and have a milkshake. Any of them.

 

[kazikian]

I'd be damned amused if anyone I ever met online TRUSTED ME enough to just drop by and say hello. I think they'd be more naive than me by default, so of course I'd let them in. Hell, crash on the couch for all I care.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Depends on who on my list it was

 

[kannibus]

Is she a hottie, smokin' or otherwise?

 

[Valiance]

Well, uhhh...

Why are you knocking on my door?

Do you need to use my bathroom?
Need a place to stay the night?
Your car broke down?
Just dropping by because you were in the area?

 

[Erana]

Have amazing sex.

It is a situation like this that I would specifically avoid your house...
If someone came knocking on my door, I'd prolly take them to the local coffee shop to make everyone know this person's face, name, and the fact that they knew where I live, if they wind up going nuts and try to murder me or something.
Otherwise, I'd maybe play a game of halo with them and send them away on a train or bus.

And if it were Max, I'd prolly take him to my old dorm and grab my friends to do very girly things to him.
Max, what is your hair type, if you don't mind my asking? And are you a summer or winter?

 

[nicholaxxx]

...I don't really chat or anything with anyone on my friends list so it would be ackward. I would let them in and probably hang out and play games? if I were hypothetically close to them then I would probably just do what you would.

 

[Aesir23]

Let them in, chat, maybe TRY to kick their ass at some games but inevitably fail miserably and get my ass handed to me on a silver platter.

 

[IronicBeet]

My house is extremely dirty right now, so I'd just ask if we could hang out outside.

 

[Pegghead]

Invite them in to play some xbox 360, offer them a drink or a snack. Have a good chat I suppose.

 

[Gmano]

I suppose that if someone were to show up to my house and say "i'm that guy from the internet" my first response would be to ask them how the fuck they got my address, especially because I always use a fake address and postal code, and my house isn't even under my last name. Then, after making sure that they were not stalking me i would invite them in... i guess.

 

[TankCopter]

I'd wonder who the hell is knocking on my door, because I don't know what any of you lot look like.

 

[101194]

I don't really mind, I have most my information somewhere, But I'm Robert Allen, Good luck finding me.

 

[KazNecro]

I'd probably ask them how the flying f@$& they located me... then say hi!

 

[SpiderHam666]

I guess it would depend on just who it was that came knocking. I know there are a few who I would pretend I wasn't home for

 

[Nazulu]

I know I would be annoyed they didn't send me a message first telling they were coming over, and then I'd ask "how the hell did you get my address because I don't put that on the net?"