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Bertylicious

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Girl With One Eye said:
On girls I like boobies, on men I like muscluar arms.
Dang. I chose the "arms like twiglets" trait in order to put more points into agility.

Stupid really; jumping over things became kind of redundant after the age of 14 and Arnold Schwarzenegger became governer of California by lifting heavy things.
 

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Bertylicious said:
Hands and wrists eh? I recall writing a short vignette once about a traveling salesman who fantasises about a motel receptionist with deformed hands. Is that the sort of thing you're on about or is it something else?
Well...I...don't necessarily go in for DEFORMED hands and wrists. I was thinking more along the lines of pretty hands and wrists. Some girls just have really elegant/beautiful hands. It's sexy. They're a very expressive and prominent part of the body. And fairly fundamental to sex, too. I'm surprised they don't have more fans.
So like, slender and elegant? Or just proportional?

What about fingers? Would a lady with S&E writsts but disturbingly long fingers be a problem?

Forgive my barrage of questions. It's just wrists have always been wrists to me and I've never thought of them in a sexual context so I'd like to learn more.

Is there a defining moment in your life when you thought "I am a wrist/hands man" or is it something that has always been?
 

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Bertylicious said:
So like, slender and elegant? Or just proportional?

What about fingers? Would a lady with S&E writsts but disturbingly long fingers be a problem?

Forgive my barrage of questions. It's just wrists have always been wrists to me and I've never thought of them in a sexual context so I'd like to learn more.

Is there a defining moment in your life when you thought "I am a wrist/hands man" or is it something that has always been?
Proportional. My girlfriend has relatively tiny fingers, but they seem an appropriate size on her hands. Her pinky is like, half the length of mine. It's adorable.

Disturbing anything would be a problem, yes, on the grounds that it was disturbing.

Nice skin tone/reasonable vascularity helps.

I dunno. Since I was old enough to notice girls? I remember a girl in...grade 9? 10? Who had really lovely arms and hands, really beautiful complexion. She wasn't the prettiest girl facially but her arms were amazing. I thought she was super attractive.

Is this weird? I feel weird now. YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD.
 

Jonluw

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I'm going to quote the OP from one of my earlier thread, and then you can have a guess at what I am.
Hiya escapists.

Ah, the female chest area. La poitrine. These globular sacks of fatty tissue. Or, somewhat crudely, "tits". Recognized as a masterpiece of form and function by men and women alike. A perfect amalgation of shapeliness, consistency and practicality.
Studies[footnote]Disclaimer: Data not derived from actual studies.[/footnote] show that people with access to breasts are consistently happier than those who must live without them. Truly a sight to behold and a constant source of joy for many a person, such creations are by most recognized as the magnificent wonders of the natural world that they are.
And yet, by virtue of the mighty PG-13, trying to include illustrations in this thread would see me swiftly stricken down by the banhammer.

[sub]Sorry[/sub]​

I've been thinking a bit about breasts, as I am wont to do. Specifically, I've been thinking about our relationship to breasts when it comes to social norms.

Most people would not be uncomfortable with an infant seeing a breast. Hell, they spend most of the day latched on to them with their mouths. People generally regard it as unproblematic for children up to around three or four years of age to be exposed to breasts.
However, at around this age, a strange new social norm steps into place. From this point forward, all interaction with breasts other than the child's own is forbidden.

Breasts may now no longer enter the child's field of vision lest they be wrapped in a sufficiently concealing fabric.
Why is it that we must shield our young from the sight of something that is universally agreed on to be things of beauty? What are we afraid will happen?

[sub]?[/sub]​

This norm is popularly attributed to the formation of the child's sexuality, and as such, exceptions are known to have been made when the context was explicitly non-sexual. The problem seems to be that the design of the breast is too grand. Simply too perfect. To the point where the mere sight of such wondrous pieces of flesh is enough to arouse feelings of... well, arousal. In those that are attracted to women that is. And consequently, indecency in those who aren't.

So from this point forward, the child is no longer allowed to bask in the sweetness of the female mammary area.
Sure, the norm may allow a look once in a while for educational purposes or for "art", but these rare viewings happen exclusively on the terms that one is absolutely not allowed to enjoy looking.
And touching, so as to take in the full beauty of breasts other than one's own, is completely forbidden.
Films which at some point display an areola are carefully kept out of reach of these children, lest they should anger the deity "PG-13"-

Up until a certain point, that is. The age at which breasts are normally allowed to be reintroduced to a person's life lies at around 16-18 years in most western cultures. At this point, one may once again experience the grandeur with which one was so closely acquainted in one's past.
And truly the feeling is glorious.

But why does this all happen? It would all have been quite understandable if the sexuality which enters children's lives, prompting them to be cut off from breasts, disappears with age. But that does not seem to be the case. Indeed, late teenagers seem to be more sexual than most other people on the planet!

So why, then, are such massive efforts being exerted to keep children protected from taking part in the wonders of breasts?
What is the secret of these 12 to 15 years of one's life that leads us to keep them artificially devoid of bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, balisties, boobies, jugs, nipples, jublies and [HEADING=2]Stonking great tits?![/HEADING]

Captcha: life's too short
 

Bertylicious

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BloatedGuppy said:
Is this weird? I feel weird now. YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD.
Everybody in the world is weird. That's what makes it beautiful.

That and lovely arms & hands of course.
 

StriderShinryu

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I prefer curvy women in general, so a bit of both.. but I really do definitely find myself favouring ladies with nice rear ends. I would absolutely classify myself as an ass man.

Captcha: whole nine yards
No, Captcha, that's a little too big even for me.
 

Rastien

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Call me old fashioned but im a legs man =) love a girl with long legs :3
 

Suicidejim

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Aesthetically, I judge them both equal, but in terms of sheer fun, boobs win. Nothing beats absentmindedly playing about with boobs for no reason.
 

Rawne1980

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I like boobs and arse equal.

If they were on the same side of the body it would make oogling them a lot easier.
 

bojackx

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Much more of an ass guy, but boobs aren't exactly very far behind. Face is important too.
 

Geo Da Sponge

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...Why do I feel like I should say "in b4 Sir Mixalot"?

I dunno, ass? I'm just going to stick with ass, since everyone's guaranteed to have one. It's all good.
 

The Wykydtron

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Hmm, truly a question for the ages. I'll say it depends, I rather like flat chested girls myself... Or I could go for the typical DDs as well if I must. So boobs it is.

I've never been one for half measures in anything really. That includes my preference in women I guess. Either flat as a board or completely stacked. Preferably the former XP

Oh and she gains a ton of extra points if she wears glasses. How can you not find glasses to be impossibly sexy? Especially the little rectangle ones...
 

Thespian

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Ass or boobs? Put 'em together.
Abs. Yessir.

I'm gay :3

But pretty much the face, chest and hands are most important to me.
 

The Funslinger

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Love both, but I lean more towards boobs.

Rawne1980 said:
I like boobs and arse equal.

If they were on the same side of the body it would make oogling them a lot easier.
My friend, your salvation is at hand!

 

Lunar Templar

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Jonluw said:
I'm going to quote the OP from one of my earlier thread, and then you can have a guess at what I am.
Hiya escapists.

Ah, the female chest area. La poitrine. These globular sacks of fatty tissue. Or, somewhat crudely, "tits". Recognized as a masterpiece of form and function by men and women alike. A perfect amalgation of shapeliness, consistency and practicality.
Studies[footnote]Disclaimer: Data not derived from actual studies.[/footnote] show that people with access to breasts are consistently happier than those who must live without them. Truly a sight to behold and a constant source of joy for many a person, such creations are by most recognized as the magnificent wonders of the natural world that they are.
And yet, by virtue of the mighty PG-13, trying to include illustrations in this thread would see me swiftly stricken down by the banhammer.

[sub]Sorry[/sub]​

I've been thinking a bit about breasts, as I am wont to do. Specifically, I've been thinking about our relationship to breasts when it comes to social norms.

Most people would not be uncomfortable with an infant seeing a breast. Hell, they spend most of the day latched on to them with their mouths. People generally regard it as unproblematic for children up to around three or four years of age to be exposed to breasts.
However, at around this age, a strange new social norm steps into place. From this point forward, all interaction with breasts other than the child's own is forbidden.

Breasts may now no longer enter the child's field of vision lest they be wrapped in a sufficiently concealing fabric.
Why is it that we must shield our young from the sight of something that is universally agreed on to be things of beauty? What are we afraid will happen?

[sub]?[/sub]​

This norm is popularly attributed to the formation of the child's sexuality, and as such, exceptions are known to have been made when the context was explicitly non-sexual. The problem seems to be that the design of the breast is too grand. Simply too perfect. To the point where the mere sight of such wondrous pieces of flesh is enough to arouse feelings of... well, arousal. In those that are attracted to women that is. And consequently, indecency in those who aren't.

So from this point forward, the child is no longer allowed to bask in the sweetness of the female mammary area.
Sure, the norm may allow a look once in a while for educational purposes or for "art", but these rare viewings happen exclusively on the terms that one is absolutely not allowed to enjoy looking.
And touching, so as to take in the full beauty of breasts other than one's own, is completely forbidden.
Films which at some point display an areola are carefully kept out of reach of these children, lest they should anger the deity "PG-13"-

Up until a certain point, that is. The age at which breasts are normally allowed to be reintroduced to a person's life lies at around 16-18 years in most western cultures. At this point, one may once again experience the grandeur with which one was so closely acquainted in one's past.
And truly the feeling is glorious.

But why does this all happen? It would all have been quite understandable if the sexuality which enters children's lives, prompting them to be cut off from breasts, disappears with age. But that does not seem to be the case. Indeed, late teenagers seem to be more sexual than most other people on the planet!

So why, then, are such massive efforts being exerted to keep children protected from taking part in the wonders of breasts?
What is the secret of these 12 to 15 years of one's life that leads us to keep them artificially devoid of bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, balisties, boobies, jugs, nipples, jublies and [HEADING=2]Stonking great tits?![/HEADING]

Captcha: life's too short

hmmm ..... i THINK, your being a touch to subtle about your preferences

TO: both

i can appreciate a fine ass as well as a nice pair of beasts, but i find more often then not I'm drawn to the face. that seems to be the 'make or break' part of the body for me
 

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I'm a face person, honestly. I don't mean prettiness, that's overrated. I look for what I call "niceness". some people have it, and some don't.

If I have to choose, I'll go for ass though. Mmmhhmmm
 

aba1

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I guess you could say I work my way down Face > Chest > Ass > Legs.
 

FolkLikePanda

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YES! Billy Gunn BIATCH!!!

OT: More of an ass-man meself, boobs I ain't too fussed about, I don't massive boobs but I dow like flat-chested either, more of a below the medium kind of person when it comes to boobage.

Hierarchy:
- Face
- Hair
- Figure
- Legs
- Arse




- Boobage