Are YOU a psycho?

[Jamous]

I've been called one. Can't tell if they meant it though...

I've been called evil before.

Yay! SOMEONE ELSE!!! *sobs*

I dunno, I quite like it. Grace, a girl living with me and my flatmate in college, said that I was evil and my flatmate sick. I think it was beccause I was making fun of Jack's death in Home and Away:

"Jack! NOOOOOO!!!!

Me, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

and then, "Wait, hold on a sec. So you're telling me that *****'s husband died after the day they got married. Her second husband being Jack and her closest friend killed him. She also has cancer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

I also enjoyed being evil in Black and White 2 and zooming in on my city, hearing my people cry in pain and anguish as their daily lives are hopeless and painful. Then I went and got most of the old people that couldn't work and killed them in the torture pit. Also, for good measure, I summoned a volcano on my city. They were like tiny ants on fire.

I still don't see how I'm evil though.

OH. MY. GOD. YOU. KNOW. HOW. TO. HAVE. FUN.

I honestly don't see how I'm evil though!!

Well...okay I am evil...

But it's just so much damn fun! It's also where your creativity on how to make your people suffer really show.

The memories....

Chucking people between buildings to see if there's a difference between the bounce of a man, woman and pregnent woman.

Then I skipped people in the ocean. Trying to get my best record (got 5, thanks to one man) and then leaving them there to drown.

Then I'd go to the tallest mountain in the game with a pregnant woman in my hand and chuck her as hard as I could, seeing how far she'd go (my aim was to make it all the way to the ocean on the other side). Then I'd do that with another woman and then a guy.

I also purposely created slums. It was either a hovel or a skyscraper. Then, with all the skyscrapers filled to the brim and built like pins, I'd take a boulder at night and chuck it at my "pins" to see how much destruction I cause and how many people I killed.

I would also wait until a woman gave birth to her child. I'd kill her with a rock. Then, when the child is crying over her corpse and eveyrone else joining in, I'd pick them all up and bring them to the nearest torture pit to die.



In between all my shinanigans my creature was either

A) eating people

or

B) shitting on people

The crying, the hunched shoulders of the hopeless and the sound of decay and filth. With the ground teeming with bugs due to the decaying slums and the heads on spikes next to every house and the ground red, almost hinting blood. I created something truelly beautiful and unique.

Did I say you were awesome? WRONG. LEGENDARY.

The game is a lot of fun! I personally believe it to be Peter Molyneux at his best. If you don't have the game but you have the money, I really do recommend you playing it. It's funny and it really does empower you to be a god.

I've got it and true, it IS a lot of fun. BUT it's a massive let down when you complete the damn thing and it starts all over again instantly. Meh. It's worth it for the god-power.

 

[MBFCPresident]

Yes.

 

[slevin8989]

everyone is psychotic in their own way i talk to myself a lot i usually answer myself too.

 

[Jamous]

I've been called one. Can't tell if they meant it though...

I've been called evil before.

Yay! SOMEONE ELSE!!! *sobs*

I dunno, I quite like it. Grace, a girl living with me and my flatmate in college, said that I was evil and my flatmate sick. I think it was beccause I was making fun of Jack's death in Home and Away:

"Jack! NOOOOOO!!!!

Me, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

and then, "Wait, hold on a sec. So you're telling me that *****'s husband died after the day they got married. Her second husband being Jack and her closest friend killed him. She also has cancer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

I also enjoyed being evil in Black and White 2 and zooming in on my city, hearing my people cry in pain and anguish as their daily lives are hopeless and painful. Then I went and got most of the old people that couldn't work and killed them in the torture pit. Also, for good measure, I summoned a volcano on my city. They were like tiny ants on fire.

I still don't see how I'm evil though.

OH. MY. GOD. YOU. KNOW. HOW. TO. HAVE. FUN.

I honestly don't see how I'm evil though!!

Well...okay I am evil...

But it's just so much damn fun! It's also where your creativity on how to make your people suffer really show.

The memories....

Chucking people between buildings to see if there's a difference between the bounce of a man, woman and pregnent woman.

Then I skipped people in the ocean. Trying to get my best record (got 5, thanks to one man) and then leaving them there to drown.

Then I'd go to the tallest mountain in the game with a pregnant woman in my hand and chuck her as hard as I could, seeing how far she'd go (my aim was to make it all the way to the ocean on the other side). Then I'd do that with another woman and then a guy.

I also purposely created slums. It was either a hovel or a skyscraper. Then, with all the skyscrapers filled to the brim and built like pins, I'd take a boulder at night and chuck it at my "pins" to see how much destruction I cause and how many people I killed.

I would also wait until a woman gave birth to her child. I'd kill her with a rock. Then, when the child is crying over her corpse and eveyrone else joining in, I'd pick them all up and bring them to the nearest torture pit to die.



In between all my shinanigans my creature was either

A) eating people

or

B) shitting on people

The crying, the hunched shoulders of the hopeless and the sound of decay and filth. With the ground teeming with bugs due to the decaying slums and the heads on spikes next to every house and the ground red, almost hinting blood. I created something truelly beautiful and unique.

Did I say you were awesome? WRONG. LEGENDARY.

The game is a lot of fun! I personally believe it to be Peter Molyneux at his best. If you don't have the game but you have the money, I really do recommend you playing it. It's funny and it really does empower you to be a god.

I've got it and true, it IS a lot of fun. BUT it's a massive let down when you complete the damn thing and it starts all over again instantly. Meh. It's worth it for the god-power.

Too true. Couldn't even be bothered to buy the expansion pack.

You're telling me that you have the game and you didn't come up with all the nasty ways to abuse your people?! I even bought the hand upgrade that allows me to move objects in the world without picking them up for the sole reason to smack the shit out of my people. I also built jails and sent as many old people I could find that couldn't work into them, only to die in the torture pit when I felt like it.

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Of course I had things to do to people. I dropped them, well... threw them, into the enemy cities, knocked down MASSIVE skyscrapers, oh, and I got them fed to my creature, who then crapped on their children. ^^ Overall I think I was a nice guy.

 

[RedVelvet]

According to my psychiatrist, the police and four newspapers ... YES.

 

[Acidoctor]

According to my psychiatrist, the police and four newspapers ... YES.

Why all girl gamers are psychos too? What's up with that?

 

[RedVelvet]

According to my psychiatrist, the police and four newspapers ... YES.

Why all girl gamers are psychos too? What's up with that?

Stereotypically I'd say it's PMS, but according to http://www.4-men.org/testosterone/pms.html men have it and worse :/

on-topic: Games are meant to be an exhaust for our fantasies and a vent for what we keep bottled up inside. So of course we tend to do psychotic things in games.

 

[chronobreak]

I have a very bad rage problem that I can't get control of, and it has made other aspects of my life very hard and trying on everyone around me. I've broken a lot of nice things I own, because they just happen to be in my hands when I get pissed, and it's like I don't even think, I just kind of fade to white and throw or smash what I can. I've physically hurt people very badly, but have avoided being arrested so far.

 

[Acidoctor]

According to my psychiatrist, the police and four newspapers ... YES.

Why all girl gamers are psychos too? What's up with that?

Stereotypically I'd say it's PMS, but according to http://www.4-men.org/testosterone/pms.html men have it and worse :/

on-topic: Games are meant to be an exhaust for our fantasies and a vent for what we keep bottled up inside. So of course we tend to do psychotic things in games.

Whooh, I'm so glad that I never found that "mennish" side of myself. Zero testosterone.

On-that-topic: That is well-known fact, and that said... I'm going to play Morrowind and stab people in face.

 

[traceur_]

Pretty sure ADHD doesn't count as psycho so I'd say I'm sane, or I might just carve up your face with an oxy torch, who knows?

 

[Neonbob]

Thx for the head-up on the minefield. I shall send the orphans i keep in my back-yard ahead to "clear" the mines

Yaaay orphans!
*runs out to watch the fun*

/sniped

I soooo knew you were gonna fall for that.

*gets hit in shoulder*
Fuck! That hurt, you asswipe! Why would you try to soil one of my joys in life? I missed the kids getting blown apart!
*launches nuke*

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I've been called a nutjob, a weirdo and a freak, but never a psycho. I feel shocked by this.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Well I did kill and eat that chav in my basement yesterday...

 

[teisjm]

Thx for the head-up on the minefield. I shall send the orphans i keep in my back-yard ahead to "clear" the mines

Yaaay orphans!
*runs out to watch the fun*

/sniped

I soooo knew you were gonna fall for that.

*gets hit in shoulder*
Fuck! That hurt, you asswipe! Why would you try to soil one of my joys in life? I missed the kids getting blown apart!
*launches nuke*

That somehow reminds me of when i play multiplayer in half life one. specifically when i use longjump + rocket launcher/nate launcher and gets too close to my target

Neonbob *nukes* TeisJM
Neonbob *nukes* Neonbob

can we keep killing each other when we get to hell, or is that reserved for satans rivalling man-lovers?

 

[Neonbob]

/sniped

I soooo knew you were gonna fall for that.

*gets hit in shoulder*
Fuck! That hurt, you asswipe! Why would you try to soil one of my joys in life? I missed the kids getting blown apart!
*launches nuke*

That somehow reminds me of when i play multiplayer in half life one. specifically when i use longjump + rocket launcher/nate launcher and gets too close to my target

Neonbob *nukes* TeisJM
Neonbob *nukes* Neonbob

can we keep killing each other when we get to hell, or is that reserved for satans rivalling man-lovers?

Ya know, perhaps we should overthrow him. I did it once, left, and I think he took the throne back when I was gone. Plus, this is fun.
*stabs with a fiery quill*

 

[teisjm]

/sniped

I soooo knew you were gonna fall for that.

*gets hit in shoulder*
Fuck! That hurt, you asswipe! Why would you try to soil one of my joys in life? I missed the kids getting blown apart!
*launches nuke*

That somehow reminds me of when i play multiplayer in half life one. specifically when i use longjump + rocket launcher/nate launcher and gets too close to my target

Neonbob *nukes* TeisJM
Neonbob *nukes* Neonbob

can we keep killing each other when we get to hell, or is that reserved for satans rivalling man-lovers?

Ya know, perhaps we should overthrow him. I did it once, left, and I think he took the throne back when I was gone. Plus, this is fun.
*stabs with a fiery quill*

I take charge of tactics. since the pen is mightier than the sword, a fiery quill is obviously ment to fight angels with flaming swords.

but yeah lets overthrow him. don't wanna be satans lover, you know what they say.
Once you go infernal, the flame in your ass will be eternal