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Neonbob

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teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
That somehow reminds me of when i play multiplayer in half life one. specifically when i use longjump + rocket launcher/nate launcher and gets too close to my target

Neonbob *nukes* TeisJM
Neonbob *nukes* Neonbob

can we keep killing each other when we get to hell, or is that reserved for satans rivalling man-lovers?
Ya know, perhaps we should overthrow him. I did it once, left, and I think he took the throne back when I was gone. Plus, this is fun.
*stabs with a fiery quill*
I take charge of tactics. since the pen is mightier than the sword, a fiery quill is obviously ment to fight angels with flaming swords.

but yeah lets overthrow him. don't wanna be satans lover, you know what they say.
Once you go infernal, the flame in your ass will be eternal
That's pretty clever! And I got to sit on the throne last time, so you can have that privilege. Just to warn you, it's really warm.
 

teisjm

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Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
That somehow reminds me of when i play multiplayer in half life one. specifically when i use longjump + rocket launcher/nate launcher and gets too close to my target

Neonbob *nukes* TeisJM
Neonbob *nukes* Neonbob

can we keep killing each other when we get to hell, or is that reserved for satans rivalling man-lovers?
Ya know, perhaps we should overthrow him. I did it once, left, and I think he took the throne back when I was gone. Plus, this is fun.
*stabs with a fiery quill*
I take charge of tactics. since the pen is mightier than the sword, a fiery quill is obviously ment to fight angels with flaming swords.

but yeah lets overthrow him. don't wanna be satans lover, you know what they say.
Once you go infernal, the flame in your ass will be eternal
That's pretty clever! And I got to sit on the throne last time, so you can have that privilege. Just to warn you, it's really warm.
No problem, I'll throne-swap with the lich king once in a while, might as well now that we're already swapping wifes and inflatable ponies
 

Neonbob

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teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
I take charge of tactics. since the pen is mightier than the sword, a fiery quill is obviously ment to fight angels with flaming swords.

but yeah lets overthrow him. don't wanna be satans lover, you know what they say.
Once you go infernal, the flame in your ass will be eternal
That's pretty clever! And I got to sit on the throne last time, so you can have that privilege. Just to warn you, it's really warm.

No problem, I'll throne-swap with the lich king once in a while, might as well now that we're already swapping wifes and inflatable ponies
I'd be jealous if I wasn't going to Odin's tonight.
 

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I live a perfectly normal life...

... But at night I rape little girls and eat babies together with Satan... So yes, I'm a psychopath.
 

teisjm

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Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
I take charge of tactics. since the pen is mightier than the sword, a fiery quill is obviously ment to fight angels with flaming swords.

but yeah lets overthrow him. don't wanna be satans lover, you know what they say.
Once you go infernal, the flame in your ass will be eternal
That's pretty clever! And I got to sit on the throne last time, so you can have that privilege. Just to warn you, it's really warm.

No problem, I'll throne-swap with the lich king once in a while, might as well now that we're already swapping wifes and inflatable ponies
I'd be jealous if I wasn't going to Odin's tonight.
You shouldn't be that jealous, he often forget to clean his pony prior to the swapping.

I just got a horrible thought. Since satans male lover seem to ressurect every day so they can keep killing each other, does that mean that all my viking ancestors are satans lovers as well? seeing as they do the same thing?
 

Neonbob

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teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
No problem, I'll throne-swap with the lich king once in a while, might as well now that we're already swapping wifes and inflatable ponies
I'd be jealous if I wasn't going to Odin's tonight.
You shouldn't be that jealous, he often forget to clean his pony prior to the swapping.

I just got a horrible thought. Since satans male lover seem to ressurect every day so they can keep killing each other, does that mean that all my viking ancestors are satans lovers as well? seeing as they do the same thing?
That is a horrible thought. But at least they have fun, right? Until the fiery anal rampage of doom, anyway.
 

teisjm

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Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
No problem, I'll throne-swap with the lich king once in a while, might as well now that we're already swapping wifes and inflatable ponies
I'd be jealous if I wasn't going to Odin's tonight.
You shouldn't be that jealous, he often forget to clean his pony prior to the swapping.

I just got a horrible thought. Since satans male lover seem to ressurect every day so they can keep killing each other, does that mean that all my viking ancestors are satans lovers as well? seeing as they do the same thing?
That is a horrible thought. But at least they have fun, right? Until the fiery anal rampage of doom, anyway.
If I had lived back in those days i would've gone on a bloody rampage every other day, and gotten freaky with the valkyres the other days
 

Neonbob

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teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
You shouldn't be that jealous, he often forget to clean his pony prior to the swapping.

I just got a horrible thought. Since satans male lover seem to ressurect every day so they can keep killing each other, does that mean that all my viking ancestors are satans lovers as well? seeing as they do the same thing?
That is a horrible thought. But at least they have fun, right? Until the fiery anal rampage of doom, anyway.
If I had lived back in those days i would've gone on a bloody rampage every other day, and gotten freaky with the valkyres the other days
That is something to aspire to. I would have done both on every day, though. At the same time.
 

teisjm

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Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
You shouldn't be that jealous, he often forget to clean his pony prior to the swapping.

I just got a horrible thought. Since satans male lover seem to ressurect every day so they can keep killing each other, does that mean that all my viking ancestors are satans lovers as well? seeing as they do the same thing?
That is a horrible thought. But at least they have fun, right? Until the fiery anal rampage of doom, anyway.
If I had lived back in those days i would've gone on a bloody rampage every other day, and gotten freaky with the valkyres the other days
That is something to aspire to. I would have done both on every day, though. At the same time.
I cannot manage to many things at once, and i wouldn't want to be to distracted to pick up some shiny creep and munch on it whether i was one or the other.

Do you think there's shiny-colered lizards in hell?
 

Neonbob

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teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
If I had lived back in those days i would've gone on a bloody rampage every other day, and gotten freaky with the valkyres the other days
That is something to aspire to. I would have done both on every day, though. At the same time.
I cannot manage to many things at once, and i wouldn't want to be to distracted to pick up some shiny creep and munch on it whether i was one or the other.

Do you think there's shiny-colered lizards in hell?
There are indeed. And they are crunchy and good to snack on.
 

teisjm

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Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
If I had lived back in those days i would've gone on a bloody rampage every other day, and gotten freaky with the valkyres the other days
That is something to aspire to. I would have done both on every day, though. At the same time.
I cannot manage to many things at once, and i wouldn't want to be to distracted to pick up some shiny creep and munch on it whether i was one or the other.

Do you think there's shiny-colered lizards in hell?
There are indeed. And they are crunchy and good to snack on.
Guess it'll be nice then. Always liked spicy food, and i hate the cold weather of the north.

To get back on track how do we kill satan?

Oh and once we've done so, I call dips on the succubuses, you can have the imps.
 

Neonbob

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teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
I cannot manage to many things at once, and i wouldn't want to be to distracted to pick up some shiny creep and munch on it whether i was one or the other.

Do you think there's shiny-colered lizards in hell?
There are indeed. And they are crunchy and good to snack on.
Guess it'll be nice then. Always liked spicy food, and i hate the cold weather of the north.

To get back on track how do we kill satan?

Oh and once we've done so, I call dips on the succubuses, you can have the imps.
We kill him with repeated stabs to the head. How else?
*jumps on Satan with a large dagger*
Remember me?
*stabstabstab*
*Satan dies*
Wheee!
Now, where are my imps? I am going to eat one now. Enjoy the succubuses. I wore them out last time I was here.
 

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I've been called a nutjob, a weirdo and a freak, but never a psycho. I feel shocked by this.
you have rorschach as your avatar. RORSCHACH for god's sake! the irony is delicious.
 

teisjm

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Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
Neonbob said:
teisjm said:
I cannot manage to many things at once, and i wouldn't want to be to distracted to pick up some shiny creep and munch on it whether i was one or the other.

Do you think there's shiny-colered lizards in hell?
There are indeed. And they are crunchy and good to snack on.
Guess it'll be nice then. Always liked spicy food, and i hate the cold weather of the north.

To get back on track how do we kill satan?

Oh and once we've done so, I call dips on the succubuses, you can have the imps.
We kill him with repeated stabs to the head. How else?
*jumps on Satan with a large dagger*
Remember me?
*stabstabstab*
*Satan dies*
Wheee!

Now, where are my imps? I am going to eat one now. Enjoy the succubuses. I wore them out last time I was here.
How bout we stab him with frozen icicles made from stale morning urin?

Can't be worse than the lich kings inflatable pony, nothing beats inflatable pony filled with frozen love-juice when it comes to disapointing pleasure.