Are YOU a psycho?

[lwm3398]

hey,look,satan's back already.
so, uh, how's the frozen urine coming? we're gonna need it. *throws jug of prune juice*
you're gonna need that.

teisjm?
You better have your weapons already.
*rips off two imp heads*
I'm not going to wait very long before I kill him myself again.

*rips off arm that got shot by satan* wasn't gonna use it again anyways. teisjm? get out here!

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

 

[lwm3398]

hey,look,satan's back already.
so, uh, how's the frozen urine coming? we're gonna need it. *throws jug of prune juice*
you're gonna need that.

teisjm?
You better have your weapons already.
*rips off two imp heads*
I'm not going to wait very long before I kill him myself again.

*rips off arm that got shot by satan* wasn't gonna use it again anyways. teisjm? get out here!

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

 

[Agrosmurf]

Well it depends what sort of grounds are you setting for the definition of psycho, just a tad vague.

 

[Neonbob]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

 

[teisjm]

hey,look,satan's back already.
so, uh, how's the frozen urine coming? we're gonna need it. *throws jug of prune juice*
you're gonna need that.

teisjm?
You better have your weapons already.
*rips off two imp heads*
I'm not going to wait very long before I kill him myself again.

*rips off arm that got shot by satan* wasn't gonna use it again anyways. teisjm? get out here!

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

I'll use Gordon Freeman's sweat to freeze it. He's so cool that anything that comes from him chills everything to absolute zero. Kept his sweaty t-shirt after i invited him to join the succubi orgy.

FEEL THE WRATH OF FROZEN URINE INFERNAL OVER-RATED SCUMBAG! *stabs the groin area*

 

[lwm3398]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

 

[lwm3398]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

oh shit he's back!

 

[teisjm]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

It's my throne this week damnit! and my hell-ho's! *hopes the mods think it's ok to use the word "ho" to describe a demon*

 

[Neonbob]

I'll use Gordon Freeman's sweat to freeze it. He's so cool that anything that comes from him chills everything to absolute zero. Kept his sweaty t-shirt after i invited him to join the succubi orgy.

FEEL THE WRATH OF FROZEN URINE INFERNAL OVER-RATED SCUMBAG! *stabs the groin area*

Nicely done.
*Satan dies in agony*
The other guy is on the throne.
*sits back to watch the fun while munching on arm*

 

[lwm3398]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

It's my throne this week damnit! and my hell-ho's!

well then...i'm gonna have to kill you to. *regrows and rips off arm* ha! *lights arm on fire*

 

[lwm3398]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

It's my throne this week damnit! and my hell-ho's!

well then...i'm gonna have to kill you to. *regrows and rips off arm* ha! *lights arm on fire*

*kills teisjm and sits on throne* so what next on our psychopathic to-do list? my arm is still on fire. wanna go light some orphans up?

 

[teisjm]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

It's my throne this week damnit! and my hell-ho's!

well then...i'm gonna have to kill you to. *regrows and rips off arm* ha! *lights arm on fire*

Well, i'm going to bed anyways (really) so i can't answer back for a while, so you can have the throne... BUT I'M TAKING THE SUCCUBI WITH ME!

We fail if we can't make this thread last at least 666 posts btw

 

[lwm3398]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

It's my throne this week damnit! and my hell-ho's!

well then...i'm gonna have to kill you to. *regrows and rips off arm* ha! *lights arm on fire*

Well, i'm going to bed anyways (really) so i can't answer back for a while, so you can have the throne... BUT I'M TAKING THE SUCCUBI WITH ME!

We fail if we can't make this thread last at least 666 posts btw

oh yes,very clever. 666 is the mark of the beast. *stabs in shoulder for bad pun*

 

[lwm3398]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

It's my throne this week damnit! and my hell-ho's!

well then...i'm gonna have to kill you to. *regrows and rips off arm* ha! *lights arm on fire*

Well, i'm going to bed anyways (really) so i can't answer back for a while, so you can have the throne... BUT I'M TAKING THE SUCCUBI WITH ME!

We fail if we can't make this thread last at least 666 posts btw

oh yes,very clever. 666 is the mark of the beast. *stabs in shoulder for bad pun*

if you're gone too neonbob, then i'ma kill your imps.

 

[Neonbob]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

It's my throne this week damnit! and my hell-ho's!

well then...i'm gonna have to kill you to. *regrows and rips off arm* ha! *lights arm on fire*

Well, i'm going to bed anyways (really) so i can't answer back for a while, so you can have the throne... BUT I'M TAKING THE SUCCUBI WITH ME!

We fail if we can't make this thread last at least 666 posts btw

oh yes,very clever. 666 is the mark of the beast. *stabs in shoulder for bad pun*

if you're gone too neonbob, then i'ma kill your imps.

NOBODY KILLS MY IMPS BUT ME
*twitches*
And I don't usually check in unless I'm quoted during these extended bits of madness.

 

[lwm3398]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

It's my throne this week damnit! and my hell-ho's!

well then...i'm gonna have to kill you to. *regrows and rips off arm* ha! *lights arm on fire*

Well, i'm going to bed anyways (really) so i can't answer back for a while, so you can have the throne... BUT I'M TAKING THE SUCCUBI WITH ME!

We fail if we can't make this thread last at least 666 posts btw

oh yes,very clever. 666 is the mark of the beast. *stabs in shoulder for bad pun*

if you're gone too neonbob, then i'ma kill your imps.

NOBODY KILLS MY IMPS BUT ME
*twitches*
And I don't usually check in unless I'm quoted during these extended bits of madness.

oh. well,let's go light those orphans on fire! *cackles*

 

[lwm3398]

okay,really,let's just kill him.

*beats satan with ripped off arm*
you do the rest.

Alright.
*shoves one imp head down Satan's throat, and breaks jaw, shoulder, and pelvis with the other*
That'll do.

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.

not all for yourself! i want some too. have you even ripped off a hell lizards skin and wrapped it on an arm? delectable.

Oh, okay. And yes. Yes I have. The crunchiness really goes with the arm meat very nicely.

*rips off lizard skin and puts on roasted arm* you have the radius, i'll take the ulna. and now i'm gonna take the throne. and dibs on the succubus since the other guy's gone.

It's my throne this week damnit! and my hell-ho's!

well then...i'm gonna have to kill you to. *regrows and rips off arm* ha! *lights arm on fire*

Well, i'm going to bed anyways (really) so i can't answer back for a while, so you can have the throne... BUT I'M TAKING THE SUCCUBI WITH ME!

We fail if we can't make this thread last at least 666 posts btw

oh yes,very clever. 666 is the mark of the beast. *stabs in shoulder for bad pun*

if you're gone too neonbob, then i'ma kill your imps.

NOBODY KILLS MY IMPS BUT ME
*twitches*
And I don't usually check in unless I'm quoted during these extended bits of madness.

oh. well,let's go light those orphans on fire! *cackles*

*climbs out of hell and goes to an orphanage* knock knock!
*hooks flaming arm up to heat triggered A-bomb. uses bomb to blow orphanage up*

 

[Neonbob]

oh. well,let's go light those orphans on fire! *cackles*

*climbs out of hell and goes to an orphanage* knock knock!
*hooks flaming arm up to heat triggered A-bomb. uses bomb to blow orphanage up*

*catches flaming pieces of orphans*
Om nom nom nom. Tasty.

 

[lwm3398]

i believe these many walls of text answer the question of the thread. but to say it outright,



HELL TO THE NO

 

[lwm3398]

oh. well,let's go light those orphans on fire! *cackles*

*climbs out of hell and goes to an orphanage* knock knock!
*hooks flaming arm up to heat triggered A-bomb. uses bomb to blow orphanage up*

*catches flaming pieces of orphans*
Om nom nom nom. Tasty.

once again,you try to steal all the food! *jumps up and chomps on orphan head*