Last I checked Aldnoah Zero is getting a 2nd season. Overall I liked it but the ending was dumb.CpT_x_Killsteal said:
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" Most Retarded Endings. Spoilers (duh)
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Okay I will put in one how about Bionic Commando(doh!) 360/ps3
Films I dunno since I have a low tolerance for them anyway its funny I pay more attention to game/anime stories than film
Films I dunno since I have a low tolerance for them anyway its funny I pay more attention to game/anime stories than film
Bioshock Infinite. I explained it many times and every time I got my ass handed to me by people who know about multiverse theory. I still say if there's an infinite number of universes then Comstock wins in some of them, screw the constants crap.
The big one I immediately thought of when seeing the title though is the Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Mostly because I hate the recursive ending where the books hype the ending from the very beginning, just to not have a definitive ending because nothing could live up to it. I know the journey was the important part, and I did have fun along the way, but that left me irritable for about a week.
The big one I immediately thought of when seeing the title though is the Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Mostly because I hate the recursive ending where the books hype the ending from the very beginning, just to not have a definitive ending because nothing could live up to it. I know the journey was the important part, and I did have fun along the way, but that left me irritable for about a week.
And Elizabeth has access to all universes. She does her thing on just those. Comstock does not exist. It's really simple, really, not even that high of a concept. In mathematical terms, you'd have the set of all universes, with her taking the subset of universes where Comstock exists and killing him in those.EHKOS said:
An infinite subset of infinity is nothing really ground breaking - the set of all numbers is infinite, the subset of all negative numbers is also infinite, as are the subset of even numbers, real numbers, rational numbers, prime numbers and so on. Are you also going to claim that in the infinite representation of even numbers, there is bound to be an odd one? Because it makes about as much sense, really.
Halo 4. Now admittedly I don't really think that game should exist at all so I might be a little biased here but seriously? Really? You beat a boss in a QTE (the entire boss is a QTE), then set off a nuke which explodes with you not 50cm away (that's less than 2 foot I believe) but you survive because cortana has unexplained superpowers which protect you against nukes. Not that Halo's story was ever that great but they ussually ended with some kind of escape from a big explosion, or something not quite as horrible as halo 4. I much prefer the cliffhanger at the end of Halo 2. The only thing I might say in it's defense is that halo 4's story was bad overall so the ending at least doesn't make it much worse.
And ME3 but that has been talked about enough by enough people.
And ME3 but that has been talked about enough by enough people.
Well, since no one said it yet, and I was expecting it to be mentioned here, Lost.
Do I really need to explain it?
Do I really need to explain it?
It started all scientific, people created tons of theory, and then they got a half mystical half soup opera ending with the whole cast meeting in a church after death. Even the Joker finds it weird! It might have been emotional, but it had more holes than 50 cent on a bad day...
I will have to say Paranoia Agent.
The whole premise of the show follows a group of people as they react to a string of violent attacks in their city. Each episode follows a different person or group as they react to the mysterious attacks in their city. They only things that connect the people is that they are assaulted by the "Little Slugger" as the media have been describing the attacker.
The whole premise of the show follows a group of people as they react to a string of violent attacks in their city. Each episode follows a different person or group as they react to the mysterious attacks in their city. They only things that connect the people is that they are assaulted by the "Little Slugger" as the media have been describing the attacker.
The attacks did have a surreal side but a lot was implied to be inside the characters mind, adding an awesome psychosis twist to the story. The show was ultimately grounded in reality. That is until the last episode when the Little Slugger was actually a monster born from the mind of an anxious girl. Said monster then floods the city killing hundreds if not thousands of people.
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Interestingly the original short story does actually end with him on the bus and not finding out if he ever makes it. I'd recommend checking it out if you liked the movie. It's in the book Four Seasons by Stephen King.BigTallGuy said:
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The worst movie ending I can think of is from the "thriller" Nine Dead. Nine people kidnapped in the beginning of the movie and are slowly killed over the course of the movie by some masked guy and tasked only with figuring out what they have in common and why they're there. After exhausting pretty much all their options and many of them dead the guy reveals that it's because his son had AIDS and apparently they all could have magically made it go away if they had helped. No shit they couldn't have guessed that. I doubt any of them even remembered his son given how many people they all see every day. It's kind of unrealistic to expect a miracle and blame it on the every day workers that dealt with you.
I disagree with the first part, as i generally prefer non-happy endings(unless the end is pretty badass), but i agree that Skyline's end was awesome, i thought it was pretty metal when i saw it in theaters, your comment reminded me that it existed, but sadly it seems the best part of the movie hasn't been uploaded to youtubeflying_whimsy said:
And i thought the ending to Nymphomaniac was shit, i was enjoying the movie until that point
The movie's about a Nymphomaniac(duh) who's telling her story to an old guy who found her beat up on the street and took her to his apartment, turns out the old guy is an asexual virgin, and after she tells her story they become friends, and she wants to stop being a Nymphomaniac, then the old guy leaves and turns the light off and stuff so she can rest
Then like 20 seconds later he comes back pantsless and tries to rape her, she kills him, walks out of his apartment, and the movie ends
Then like 20 seconds later he comes back pantsless and tries to rape her, she kills him, walks out of his apartment, and the movie ends
I'm kind of suprised that this movie hasn't come up yet.
Lifeform (AKA: Invader)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116646/
Actually a pretty good litte movie, until the ending, which is a real "wait, wat?" moment.
Below is a really good review of the movie, and even includes feedback from the movies Production Co-ordinator. Including confirming that the reason they ended it so badly was because they literally ran out of money and had to use stock footage to shoot the emergency ending.
http://www.k-bailey.com/unknownmovies/reviews/rev120.html
Lifeform (AKA: Invader)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116646/
Actually a pretty good litte movie, until the ending, which is a real "wait, wat?" moment.
The alien reaches the outer door of the facility and then nukes get dropped. Everybody dies, The End.
Below is a really good review of the movie, and even includes feedback from the movies Production Co-ordinator. Including confirming that the reason they ended it so badly was because they literally ran out of money and had to use stock footage to shoot the emergency ending.
http://www.k-bailey.com/unknownmovies/reviews/rev120.html
Borderlands. The Vault is talked up, and up, and up. The whole journey is towards it. Hey, you're here! Now fight a tentacle beast and get.........nothing! That's right, you spent the last twenty hours working towards.....NOTHING! They redeemed that somewhat in the sequel, where it's revealed Jack was manipulating events the whole time.
Mass Effect series. I know, discussed to death. Still applies. The whole "organics and synthetics can't coexist, no peace in the universe ever" spiel seemed artificial, arbitrary, and tacked on, especially after I just spent ninety hours over the course of three games showing the various races they COULD in fact cooperate and were in fact BETTER OFF doing so. Nope, sorry, we're throwing that all away in favor of setting organic life back a thousand years because an overgrown Speak-'n-Spell says it has to happen. Thanks for playing, we hope you enjoyed how it was all for nothing! Shepard saying "screw you" and walking away would have been better than that.
Battlestar Galactica. God, the last season and a half of this show drove me batshit. But the ending? "Let's throw everything useful we have into the sun and become cavemen!" That's not escape, nor survival. It's sheer idiocy. And the whole "they are our ancestors -- MIND BLOWN!!" thing the writers were trying for Did. Not. Work. At. All.
Lost. I spent all of season six yelling at my TV: "Stop explaining! For fuck's sake, STOP EXPLAINING!" I liked the first couple seasons, when everything was intrigue. Then in the last season they decided to answer everything, and every answer was so weak, so unimaginative, so disappointing....I liked the whole Jacob vs smoke monster thing, it had a timeless, mythical quality, until it was revealed they were just two schmoes who got shipwrecked there 100 years ago! I liked the wine cork analogy for the island, until it was revealed the island's evil was contained by an actual fucking cork! When the fans invent things leaps and bounds better than what the writers come up with, something is wrong. I'm also perpetually offended by the inclusion of "the Christians are right" heaven/hell bullshit in any story. People who want that crap can go read Left Behind.
Mass Effect series. I know, discussed to death. Still applies. The whole "organics and synthetics can't coexist, no peace in the universe ever" spiel seemed artificial, arbitrary, and tacked on, especially after I just spent ninety hours over the course of three games showing the various races they COULD in fact cooperate and were in fact BETTER OFF doing so. Nope, sorry, we're throwing that all away in favor of setting organic life back a thousand years because an overgrown Speak-'n-Spell says it has to happen. Thanks for playing, we hope you enjoyed how it was all for nothing! Shepard saying "screw you" and walking away would have been better than that.
Battlestar Galactica. God, the last season and a half of this show drove me batshit. But the ending? "Let's throw everything useful we have into the sun and become cavemen!" That's not escape, nor survival. It's sheer idiocy. And the whole "they are our ancestors -- MIND BLOWN!!" thing the writers were trying for Did. Not. Work. At. All.
Lost. I spent all of season six yelling at my TV: "Stop explaining! For fuck's sake, STOP EXPLAINING!" I liked the first couple seasons, when everything was intrigue. Then in the last season they decided to answer everything, and every answer was so weak, so unimaginative, so disappointing....I liked the whole Jacob vs smoke monster thing, it had a timeless, mythical quality, until it was revealed they were just two schmoes who got shipwrecked there 100 years ago! I liked the wine cork analogy for the island, until it was revealed the island's evil was contained by an actual fucking cork! When the fans invent things leaps and bounds better than what the writers come up with, something is wrong. I'm also perpetually offended by the inclusion of "the Christians are right" heaven/hell bullshit in any story. People who want that crap can go read Left Behind.
You forgot, if you side with the crazy commander and her alter boys, you somehow magically become the new freaking viscount. Which like a lot of things is also never explained.Laggyteabag said:
his logic is stupid, dude. think about it. if i murder you to keep you from being murdered, how is that logical? and as you said, the Reapers have the ability to kill any synthetics. the Star Child is no different from how people see God. he is this all-powerful thing that can do anything and save EVERYONE, yet chooses to kill everyone instead, while thinking he is doing the right thing.McMindflayer said:
honestly, it would be more logical if he just allowed things to play out. if synthetics rise to power and destroy everyone, then that is part of the natural order. a kind god would try to save everyone, a logical god would let things play out naturally, and an evil god would kill everyone.
so, the logical thing would be to just let whatever happens, happen. if it is natural for organics to create synthetics and then be destroyed by them, then it would be logical to just allow it to happen and leave the synthetics alone to grow, themselves. the Star Child denies them that chance by interfering.
Personal theory -- given the degree to which the movie is about escapism, that didn't actually happen. That's entirely in Baby Doll's head.Evonisia said:
Why do I think that? Everyone who appears in one "level" of reality and is of any consequence is introduced (or at least mentioned, acknowledged to exist) in the "outermost" level in which they exist. For example, the High Roller is the Doctor who performs the lobotomy because the two are analogous at their respective levels -- something that is made much more clear in a scene deleted from the theatrical/TV versions of the movie where the High Roller and Baby Doll have a conversation. He offers her freedom from want, fear, guilt, pain and everything else but in a wholly wrong way at both levels.
The Wise Man only exists at the innermost fantasy level, that's where he's introduced and the only place he's shown at all until the ending. Which suggests that that final scene is Baby Doll's fantasy interpretation of what happened, rather than reality.
If you'd like a piece of mindfuck, watch it again and pay attention to the word "paradise."
Well that's an interesting theory, though Sucker Punch is a bit sloppy (and I didn't watch those extra scenes, it seems).Schadrach said:
I think waiting until at least a week may be best when trying to indulge in that film again. T'was good fun though, I could easily imagine it as some kind of video game (which might be why some found it boring).
The Golden Compass (The Northern Lights) movie.
Now I loved the His Dark Materials trilogy when I was a teenager and I understand that movies vary and alter from their source material but man that ending was such bullshit. They cut the most important, moving, and interesting part of the film completely out. And rather than leaving you wanting the sequel they just let things fizzle out at the end.
Now I loved the His Dark Materials trilogy when I was a teenager and I understand that movies vary and alter from their source material but man that ending was such bullshit. They cut the most important, moving, and interesting part of the film completely out. And rather than leaving you wanting the sequel they just let things fizzle out at the end.
