Area 51. It's a research center, but for what?
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Oddly close to what I believe. The guy whose site I read this on was a particle physicist. It wasn't a conspiracy site, the rest of the stuff was fairly mundane. He didn't make any claims as to its veracity, just repeating what he heard. The guy was at a professional conference in Nevada, and started talking to another physicist who specialized in waves. There was a bar, and after a few drinks, the guy revealed that he worked at Area 51. This is what he said went down.effilctar said:
At the end of Tesla's life, he claimed to be working on a "death ray", which could burn enemy planes out of the sky. The government seized all his work when he died, and tried implementing the "death ray" at Area 51. It worked by using a wave which excited ozone molecules in the air to the point where they combusted. The problem was it only worked reliably in the stratosphere, where ozone is most concentrated, so it was only effective against high-altitude targets. Also, while it did produce an impressive fireball about 10 feet across, tests on dummy aircraft reported a temperature increase of a few degrees, only enough to make a pilot sweat. So the air force had a fancy searchlight. Why all the secrecy then?
Because those plasma globes showed up on radar. They could overwhelm radar-aimed ground defenses with hundreds of false signatures. Ever wonder why the US has always enjoyed air supremacy? Or why the air war in the Gulf War was over so quick? But it only works if nobody knows about it. The supposed prototype was housed in a 400 foot trench that's covered by a tarp during the day. This would also explain how UFOs in the area pull off maneuvers that are impossible for aircraft; they're just projections, basically.
I know the government loves the smokescreen distraction, and I think that's the case with Roswell and the MJ12 papers. But I think there actually is something to Area 51,(or I all likelihood, there was, the program's probably been moved)and I like this explanation. It's plausible, and ties up a lot of loose ends.
Its actually part of one huge experiment to see how paranoid and how little common sense is in America. By occasionally leaking "secret" information and making the place seem like a huge diabolical mystery, and then seeing how many people believe it, they discover who should be left to die and who should be saved when the aliens over in area 47 invade.
My guess is experimental military aircraft. I think i saw a documentary years ago where the US government had tried to build a UFO style craft, but it flew like a brick shithouse. UFO style craft would have been handy for spying on them Ruskies, back in the day before satellite surveillance (less likely to get shot down if the Russians couldn't figure out what the hell it was).
It's where the Govt keep the secret recipes for Coke and KFC, and Delta Force's amphetamine milkshakes.
They've also got a spare box of napalm bats left over from WWII in cryo.
They've also got a spare box of napalm bats left over from WWII in cryo.
Google tells me you're referring to the Central and Southeastern Ohio General Service Assembly of Alcoholics AnonymousMimsofthedawg said:
The infamous 'crash' was the US military dropping a few millions of dollars worth of tax payers money into a hillside in the form of an early ICBM based on the V2 (which was ellipsoid). The 'weather balloon' story was the official attempt at a cover-up, until some local nutter started spouting about aliens - then the counter-intel guys couldn't believe their luck and let the story run, and run, and run.
Everybody who reports a UFO is someone _not_ reporting a test flight, or asking why all that tax money keeps ending up in pork-barrel states.
i could care less, i live near a preety big air force base, and all ihear is alien this and alien that, it gets old fast
Yeah, it's called the "Lucas Films prop warehouse."urprobablyright said:Obviously there's a warehouse containing the Arc of the Covenant and dead aliens...
Seriously though, I 100% don't think that there are aliens there. As for the funky light movements and stuff, the people who saw them probably just embelished their stories...
I do love the alien episodes of the X-Files though... why the hell did they ever make stuff NOT about alien conspiracies in that series
OC: Yeah there probably is an Area 51. And someone wearing a black suit and sunglasses probably is on his way to your house right now just for creating this thread.
I think it's some sort of military testing zone. I forgot when but a bunch of employee's came out and started to sue the government for unsafe working conditions (they all suffered chemical burns).
It's called the Homey Ranch now, you know.
I think Area 51 is where they brew the extra-potent coffee. Nothings screams "ALIENS!" like a good cup o' Joe.
I think Area 51 is where they brew the extra-potent coffee. Nothings screams "ALIENS!" like a good cup o' Joe.
The best way for the government to keep the lid on the alien controversy, if it exists, is to keep it's mouth shut no matter what others say, and let the conspiracy theorists pull the whole thing way into the realm of absurdity. And nobody but conspiracy nuts believe conspiracy nuts, so no harm done.Mimsofthedawg said:
Let's be honest, it probably is a research facility for yogurt development. Have you noticed how much they push yogurt now a days?
