Arkward moments

[The DSM]

Read the title, post your arkward moments.

Mine is my mum looked at my deasktop (Its L from Deatnote) and said "Whos that girl?" I replied "Its a guy" followed by a really akward silence.

Share yours.

Also probably being told to search bar this thread.

 

[Aunel]

when those moments happen to me they usually go along the lines of this
girl: hey what's up, I'm -insert generall name here-
me: hey, I'm -insert my name here- I play bass
girl: oh that's nice, do you like tokio hotel
me: -praying to god that spontanious combustion is true-

 

[Soxafloppin]

'Shes hot!'

'You mean he?'

'What?'

 

[Seldon2639]

Watching "A History of Violence" with my family. Viggo Mortensen killing folks: awesome. Viggo Mortensen having rough sex with his wife: uncomfortable.

We also watched "Chasing Amy"... Okay, movies and my family just don't mix

 

[Zeromaeus]

Trying to explain that one awkward scene in Spiderman 3 to my dad...
You know the one...

 

[Julianking93]

Getting a boner in the middle of class and having the teacher call you to the front.

/thread.

 

[Fox1789]

i was doing "the deed" in my closet (on account i had a friend over for a week and she was sleeping in my bed) my friends thought me and my ex where playing hide and seek so when they swung the closet door open.... well thats self explanatiory..

 

[DuplicateValue]

Getting a boner in the middle of class and having the teacher call you to the front.

/thread.

Oh God, this.

One time, our teacher was calling us up one by one to get our tests back. I figured I could get it down by the time she called my name, but no, I was next.

The *****.

 

[Kyari]

watching bruno with my mother... and NOT the heavily sensored one
and trying to explain how i met my significant other. he's 10 yrs old than me and well lets put it this way world of warcraft.

 

[sagonas123]

'Shes hot!'

'You mean he?'

'What?'

This...
That's why I always ask whether that person in that anime is a girl or a boy.

 

[Kyari]

i was doing "the deed" in my closet (on account i had a friend over for a week and she was sleeping in my bed) my friends thought me and my ex where playing hide and seek so when they swung the closet door open.... well thats self explanatiory..

you should of just slept in the same bed though doing "the deed" in there would have be hellishly more embrassing oh and was she hot?

 

[ScarlettRage]

Trying to explain that one awkward scene in Spiderman 3 to my dad...
You know the one...

wow.. thats like trying to tell your day whay twlight is gay (the new one)

he thought it was something different with the wolfs and motercycles...
but now he knows
or why my dad was trying to tell me not to have sex

 

[DannyBoy451]

Spoiler: Socially Awkward Penguin time

Watching "A History of Violence" with my family. Viggo Mortensen killing folks: awesome. Viggo Mortensen having rough sex with his wife: uncomfortable.

We also watched "Chasing Amy"... Okay, movies and my family just don't mix

I used to deliberatly leave the room to get a snack when I knew the sex scene was coming up, problem solved.

 

[damselgaming]

General word vomit.

Back when I was 14, my parents telling me to come downstairs and my Mum just starts crying. They overheard me talking about the Sims 2 and how I was pregnant. Good times.

I got stuck in a child swing at a park while bunking of lessons in 6th Form. My friend was trying to help me get out and suggested taking off my chunky belt. I broke the best while taking it off, then my jeans started falling down. Not the best day to wear lace underwear. So my friend gets an massive erection, I'm semi naked in a child swing then some grandparents turn up to the park with their granddaughter and a video camera. There was a security camera so I'm sure it's on film somewhere.

 

[Julianking93]

Getting a boner in the middle of class and having the teacher call you to the front.

/thread.

Oh God, this.

One time, our teacher was calling us up one by one to get our tests back. I figured I could get it down by the time she called my name, but no, I was next.

The *****.

Worst part about it was the teacher was explaining certain writing styles and the emphasis put on little things such as a handshake, and he used me as an example to show a proper handshake. He didn't even notice I had something poking out in front of my shorts so he just kept going.

I was up there for 5 full fucking minutes.

It never goes down. You think you can get it down, but it won't go down.

 

[bcponpcp27]

God, I went to a catholic school, and I got close to some awkward moments during the required weekly mass. I would always be like "go down DAMNIT!" about 2 minutes before we had to go up for that stupid wafer and thankfully it always would.

 

[Nemu]

I'm a woman with clipped hair.

My awkward moments are usually immediately preceded by "Excuse me, sir...?"



Tho on a separate occasion, the girl I'd been crushing on for months and I finally went out, but the night we did, instead of being cool I approached her with a "Hi..." and extended my hand for a handshake.

Mercifully, she tackled me with a hug and we've been going strong ever since.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Drunkenly chatting up a work collegue who was 8 years older:

Her: 'Look, you're a nice guy but we couldn't have a relationship, I'm much older than you'

Me: 'I don't want a relationship, I just want sex'

...

...

Didn't get laid that night.