Articulate a shocking truth.

Recommended Videos

feather240

New member
Jul 16, 2009
1,921
0
0
Scarecrow 8 said:
Fumbleumble said:
America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.
Oh so true.
...

'Woah', you're so smart for being able to look down at America. Yeah it's not perfect, but hating it doesn't make you funny or cool. -,-
 

EHKOS

Madness to my Methods
Feb 28, 2010
4,815
0
0
Somewhere, somehow, right this instance...a duck is watching you.
No but really
You could be lying on a metal table right now with scientists standing over you. This could all be a dream. EVERYTHING.
 

Scarecrow

New member
Jun 27, 2010
1,930
0
0
feather240 said:
Scarecrow 8 said:
Fumbleumble said:
America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.
Oh so true.
...

'Woah', you're so smart for being able to look down at America. Yeah it's not perfect, but hating it doesn't make you funny or cool. -,-
um....I wasn't looking down at America. There are things about America I love. I'm just say that he is right with that he says. I'm not smart because I trash America, I'm smart because I dont'.
 

feather240

New member
Jul 16, 2009
1,921
0
0
Scarecrow 8 said:
feather240 said:
Scarecrow 8 said:
Fumbleumble said:
America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.
Oh so true.
...

'Woah', you're so smart for being able to look down at America. Yeah it's not perfect, but hating it doesn't make you funny or cool. -,-
um....I wasn't looking down at America. There are things about America I love. I'm just say that he is right with that he says. I'm not smart because I trash America, I'm smart because I dont'.
Fine, being condescending isn't cool. I get tired of this crap after a while. Little jokes like cash-in of duty or M$ put into the most irrelevant thing just to work as a 'take that' have really been bothering me lately. Maybe I'm just seeing that in your post because I've seen it so many times before, but its just so freaking annoying looking.
 
May 5, 2010
4,831
0
0
Kimarous said:
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
42 is a consecutive 4 and 2.
"Four Two" in Japanese is pronounced "Shi Ni".
The Japanese word "Shini" means "to die".
Hence, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is TO DIE!
Well, maybe in Japan it is. Here in America, we pronounce 42 "four two", which has no other meanings besides possibly "for to", which is, of course gibberish without any additional context. Although this does explain a lot about their...eh....military strategies....during WWII. Also, [REFERENCE TO "LOST" GOES HERE]. I'm too lazy to actually make one.

As for a shocking truth...

Whenever you use a computer, you are simply observing a pattern of lights and sounds. When you use a keyboard, you are just pushing buttons to make the pattern of lights and sounds more favorable. Now think about how much time you've spent on your computer.
 

Scarecrow

New member
Jun 27, 2010
1,930
0
0
feather240 said:
Scarecrow 8 said:
feather240 said:
Scarecrow 8 said:
Fumbleumble said:
America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.
Oh so true.
...

'Woah', you're so smart for being able to look down at America. Yeah it's not perfect, but hating it doesn't make you funny or cool. -,-
um....I wasn't looking down at America. There are things about America I love. I'm just say that he is right with that he says. I'm not smart because I trash America, I'm smart because I dont'.
Fine, being condescending isn't cool. I get tired of this crap after a while. Little jokes like cash-in of duty or M$ put into the most irrelevant thing just to work as a 'take that' have really been bothering me lately. Maybe I'm just seeing that in your post because I've seen it so many times before, but its just so freaking annoying looking.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I didn't mean to make it sound like I was bad mouthing America, I was just saying that like every country, its got some problems. Sorry about the misunderstanding man.
 

uchi mata

New member
Nov 7, 2010
49
0
0
Kimarous said:
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
42 is a consecutive 4 and 2.
"Four Two" in Japanese is pronounced "Shi Ni".
The Japanese word "Shini" means "to die".
Hence, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is TO DIE!
Holy fuck
 

ultrachicken

New member
Dec 22, 2009
4,303
0
0
Sewblon said:
Just because a time traveller is from the future doesn't mean that he/she can break laws with ease. Killing Hitler would still be incredibly difficult.
 

An Inferior

Regular Member
Jun 7, 2010
30
0
11
EHKOS said:
You could be lying on a metal table right now with scientists standing over you. This could all be a dream. EVERYTHING.
Or even worse: It's a dream, inside a dream, inside a dream, inside a dream...
 

floppylobster

New member
Oct 22, 2008
1,528
0
0
The fact that each cigarette may shorten your life is not the problem. I'd happily swap a few years of old age for a bit of enjoyment now. It's the way that you're going to die because of smoking that's more of a concern.
 

FortheLegion

New member
Dec 16, 2008
694
0
0
Dango said:
English is a stupid language. No second person plurals? What were they thinking?
Second person plural: You(all)

Space is big
 

Toriver

Lvl 20 Hedgehog Wizard
Jan 25, 2010
1,364
0
0
Naheal said:
Dango said:
Ahlycks said:
I have a 92 foot long shlong

Oh this is not about you? "whoops"
... Yet another reason to keep you away from that girl!

OT:
English is a stupid language. No second person plurals? What were they thinking?
English is more tonal than Japanese. In English, a tone can completely change the meaning of a single sentence. In Japanese, it's all buried in the language itself.
More Japanese language TRUTH!!!

Not even the average Japanese person can read the majority of the kanji (Chinese-style characters) in their language. In school, they learn around 2000 of about 20,000 that have been adopted or created. There are tests that Japanese people take to see if they can master beyond that, which are similar in idea to foreign language tests. There are plenty of foreigners out there who can read kanji more proficiently than some Japanese (partly because the Japanese language test makes us learn them all better than they know them in order to earn the higher levels.)

Another truth:

I am sure the case is very similar today with English grammar and vocabulary when comparing native speakers to foreign adopters of the language.

Finally:

Apparently I couldn't handle the truth either, because it got away from me too.

EDIT: Damn, Japanese characters don't work in spoiler titles. Had to write it in roma-ji.
 

ShadowsofHope

Outsider
Nov 1, 2009
2,623
0
0
Ahlycks said:
I have a 92 foot long shlong

Oh this is not about you? "whoops"
How the hell do you walk around with that thing?!

OT:

The cake was definitely not a lie. Infact, it was an actual cake. It just had a hooker in it as well, and you killed her when you cut the cake. You suck.

HE IS BEHIND YOU, GODDAMNIT!
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
20,147
0
0
Kimarous said:
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
42 is a consecutive 4 and 2.
"Four Two" in Japanese is pronounced "Shi Ni".
The Japanese word "Shini" means "to die".
Hence, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is TO DIE!
Did you just give me a justification to kill everyone?
I think you did...
Not that I needed one.
*Continues plotting Doomsday*
/Evil post

EDIT: Something seems to have gone completely wrong at the first time quoting...
It should be fixed now.
 

Outright Villainy

New member
Jan 19, 2010
4,334
0
0
siddif said:
also believing that there are no aliens out in space because they havent come to us is also very vain - maybe we are the least advanced creatures in the universe and they take pity on us or treat us like intergalactic pets
More likely:Homo sapiens have only been around for roughly 200,000 years, and haven't been doing very much for most of that time. In fact, only within the last century have we advanced technologically to the point of contacting said Aliens with radio waves.

Now, the main thing here is that space is monstrously fucking huge. What you're asking is for there to be a hugely advanced civilisation, capable of interstellar travel, who would take off at the mere sight of human evolution. Except with light (and any subsequent information) taking so long to get there, it could take millions of years for that information to travel far enough for such a civilisation to see it.

And lets say they do. They see some monkeys standing upright drawing shit on walls.
Are they going to up and leave their planet, and travel untold vast distances, you know, for the hell of it? What would they possibly gain? What could they do instead? Send radio waves.

We've already done that. They haven't gotten very far yet.

I'm assuming that untold millions of years from now we'll pick up a return radio wave that says "hi" in their language.

And we won't know what to fucking make of it. :D

Edit: removed spoiler tags because it fucks with the formatting.
 

Toriver

Lvl 20 Hedgehog Wizard
Jan 25, 2010
1,364
0
0
Kimarous said:
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
42 is a consecutive 4 and 2.
"Four Two" in Japanese is pronounced "Shi Ni".
The Japanese word "Shini" means "to die".
Hence, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is TO DIE!
Instead of a spoiler, you get an...

OBJECTION! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4537197]
 

Padwolf

New member
Sep 2, 2010
2,062
0
0
<link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view>This... thing makes everyone mad the instant they see it.

Wow, what did I do to offend you?

EDIT: damnit, I see what you did there