Ask a stupid question....and have a stupid answer!

[AvsJoe]

Yes, but top-secret scientists tried it once and they will never do it again, because the resulting creature became Steve Jobs.

Who would win in a race to the moon: Google Chrome or a Chrysler Pacifica?

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Google Chrome would rape the Chrysler, and their evil beast child would win...for great justice.

Why do monkeys throw poo?

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

To be like chimps.

Why do people put shit on the radio?

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

to make better songs sound better.

what is love?

 

[Squickster]

a word

how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[BlackJack47]

That completely depends on the tongue.

Where would i find Paris?

 

[Ristoril]

on a map

What is the color of night?

 

[Jaywebbs]

Bright

What is the smell of black?

 

[Disaster Button]

Bright

What is the smell of black?

Coffee with a hint of Void.

The passion's there so it's gotta be right. Right?

 

[Sam G]

No!

What in God's name is THAT?

 

[COR 2000]

That? Oh, that's the D in God.

Do you really expect me to go in there Obama self?

 

[Sam G]

What the hell does that even mean? (both a question and an answer)

 

[COR 2000]

It's a play on words, really.

Must I stop using Play on words as questions?

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Only on days that end in the letter 'y'

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

[SimpleChimp]

No that was a griaffe (typo)



I dont want to know why i am here, i want to know, if im here why isn't every one else here also?