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[sansamour14]

how can i take over the world in three easy steps?

poison the water supply, with you holding the only known knowledge of a antidote.

assassinate all world leaders via a bomb at a world leaders peace meeting.

Address the public as your new leader of the planet.

This domination can only be achieved with force i recommend gaining either the trust or command of all military forces.

hmmmm similar to V for Vandetta

 

[Twilight_guy]

A man builds a house and all four walls point North. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?

I am lying. Is the previous statement true?

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

I don't know what to ask. Could you make a question for me to ask you?

 

[replingham153]

Do you like anime?

I don't hate it, yet i don't basque in its glory. it's OK, i guess.

 

[replingham153]

I don't know what to ask. Could you make a question for me to ask you?

to do so would be hypocritical of my original statement, "Only one Question". However, that rule shall be banished.

your proclaimed question: what will my question be?

the answer: what will my question be

 

[replingham153]

A man builds a house and all four walls point North. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?

I am lying. Is the previous statement true?

nugatory, my chaplin.

 

[replingham153]

is splinter cell: conviction a good game?

is it coming to ps3?

yes, if your into sneaking sort of games. like AC. but with more gun work and a lighting system that annoys me. also no giant world.

No. i think.

 

[replingham153]

Double question, what is the best kind of music, and am I recognized on the escapist?

the sort of stuff that gets under your skin, travels to your brain, wraps a lemon peel around a brick wall then smashes the two together.

cookie for the reference.

and no, i do not recognize you. i recognize Snooty Englishmen and Martyr, though as their opinions are intelligent and do not result in the wrath of a moderator's Banhammer.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

I don't know what to ask. Could you make a question for me to ask you?

to do so would be hypocritical of my original statement, "Only one Question". However, that rule shall be banished.

your proclaimed question: what will my question be?

the answer: what will my question be

If the rule is banished, i'll entitle myself to a new question.

What do you think of my avatar?

 

[replingham153]

Is there intelligent life on earth?
And:
Where does the guy, who invented that annoying laughter-thing, which ruins 90percent of all sitcoms live? And do you think he has bodyguards?

you are part of the intelligent race on this planet. however, following from that question, i suspect otherwise.

Hollywood and yes, many have attempted and failed to breach his home against his bodyguards AKA robot chicken ninja pirate Jesus zombie soldiers (He can afford them!). Exact address is unknown, but im sure you will be able to hear his laughter from a mile away, so he shouldn't be too hard to find.

 

[replingham153]

I don't know what to ask. Could you make a question for me to ask you?

to do so would be hypocritical of my original statement, "Only one Question". However, that rule shall be banished.

your proclaimed question: what will my question be?

the answer: what will my question be

If the rule is banished, i'll entitle myself to a new question.

What do you think of my avatar?

I do not know, why do not you 'axe' him. ha ha ha!!!

no a very impressive axe indeed.

 

[replingham153]

Is P = NP?

I understand we only have one question, but just in case you can't answer the one above:
How many prime numbers are there between 2^(243,112,609) − 1 and 2^(242,643,801) − 1?

and another one:
What is the 10^(17)th digit of Pi? Is it 7? I have a hunch it is.

and a last one:
Is the total chromatic number of a graph really smaller or equal to the maximum degree plus two?

they always said i was the best at maths in my class. they were wrong.

just 1

i have a 1/9 chance of guessing correctly, and i am not one for guessing correctly, nor counting the millions of digits of pi. i think too it is 7. 7 is a lucky number after all.

smaller. maybe. my brain hurts. why cant people just ask what my favorite color is?

 

[replingham153]

What color are the closest oven mitts to you?

red. with white spots.

or blue with a yellow rim. they lie next to each other in the same area so i must say both of them.

 

[replingham153]

why the hell did the chicken cross the road? i never get those jokes!

many answers are on this question, but in all fun, it was simply to get to the other side. i wouldn't call it a funny joke, more or less a modular joke.

 

[replingham153]

Why is making friends so hard sometimes?

because your not a nice person. or you insult them. or doing something wrong. generally your trying to impress. just be yourself and one day you will find a great friend, and maybe more.

 

[replingham153]

Where is a good place to meet guys (other then the bar or net)?

Please don't seem offended when i say Your A Girl (Y.A.G), it's just that unless your avatar is pink and fluffy, i wouldn't know none the wiser.

anyway, i recommend a work place. parties or social gatherings at local town halls, the park, your house, the movies, somewhere where you feel comfortable.

I'm not old enough to understand dating mechanics, but talk. just go to some cute guy, and talk. similarities help, but don't lie. be yourself.

 

[replingham153]

Can I ask you a question?

why it is my pleasure. go ahead, you purple magician of wisdom.

 

[replingham153]

Why, no matter how happy I try to be, am I brought to tears doing anything?

Oh Marter, why?

i always thought of you as my most favorite escapist user, and now you turn out to be depressed? oh this saddens me so much to know of your pain. But i think you know the answer better than i do, my friend but your too afraid to discuss about it. go over this problem with a family member, a psychiatrist or just someone you trust, please!