Ask me a Question!

[replingham153]

im terrible at putting in images, so imagine Jesus sharing a cookie with you. that my friend is a reward enough. if any one can supply a pic(just one, don't want this thread being turned into cookies) and i will answer them two questions.

<spoiler=Cookie supplied>http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/06/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg

thank you! Jesus cookie share for you too. what two questions would you like to answer, or if you have already asked a question, what will your other question be?

What's your favourite anime/manga?

If you don't have one: How's the weather in your area this time of the year?

cloudy, wet, miserable, windy, wet, horrid. I hate winter.

 

[replingham153]

I aim at keeping a good little boy.

That is good to known

Here is an unofficial warning however - try and be more specific with topics of future threads, some other mods disagreed with my decision to let this thread carry on.

wow ah, your a moderator. ah. oops.

 

[replingham153]

Who ate the last bagel?

that new weird guy who just came into work. go ahead, shun him, shun him good!

 

[replingham153]

Does God exists?

no. it is simply of human nature to believe that their is a god who created us. we simply cannot believe we were created for no particular purpose.

note: for those who are heavy religious, this is my opinion. i never would be against a religion just because of their beliefs or ideals, so neither should you.

that means don't report me for this comment.

 

[replingham153]

Do you own an antelope?

no. no i do not own an antelope. i sometimes wish i do. sometimes. when im hungry.

 

[Mr. Gency]

You wake up, alone, in a jail cell. There is a dude standing infront of the cell door. He is wearing combat armor and he is armed. His back is to you. There also a window that is unlocked, but clearly old and it may of may not creek. There is nothing else of interest. What will you do?

I aim at keeping a good little boy.

You want to keep a little boy!? Nasty!

 

[replingham153]

So we can ask you questions, and you answer them?

yes that is correct. ask me a question.

how are you doing today?

i was happy and relaxed for six hours in my bed like a zen master meditating. then i started to play my xbox 360 and this fury returned. I believe this is a sign.

 

[replingham153]

You wake up, alone, in a jail cell. There is a dude standing infront of the cell door. He is wearing combat armor and he is armed. His back is to you. There also a window that is unlocked, but clearly old and it may of may not creek. There is nothing else of interest. What will you do?

I aim at keeping a good little boy.

You want to keep a little boy!? Nasty!

i will sit there in my cell, and think of what i have done wrong and i can repent.

that comment you made there regarding my comment is silly, just plain silly.

 

[replingham153]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

OT(and in keeping with Monty Python): Is the parrot dead?

yes, it has gone to meet it's maker, it has moved on to another land.

 

[Jonluw]

im terrible at putting in images, so imagine Jesus sharing a cookie with you. that my friend is a reward enough. if any one can supply a pic(just one, don't want this thread being turned into cookies) and i will answer them two questions.

<spoiler=Cookie supplied>http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/06/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg

thank you! Jesus cookie share for you too. what two questions would you like to answer, or if you have already asked a question, what will your other question be?

What's your favourite anime/manga?

If you don't have one: How's the weather in your area this time of the year?

cloudy, wet, miserable, windy, wet, horrid. I hate winter.

Hah! You remember when I said it was 30 degrees up here? I was talking in Celsius, not Fahrenheit (30 C = 86 F).

 

[Mr. Gency]

Where is a good place to meet guys (other then the bar or net)?

You've already gunned down both of my ideas.

 

[Mr. Gency]

You wake up, alone, in a jail cell. There is a dude standing infront of the cell door. He is wearing combat armor and he is armed. His back is to you. There also a window that is unlocked, but clearly old and it may of may not creek. There is nothing else of interest. What will you do?

I aim at keeping a good little boy.

You want to keep a little boy!? Nasty!

i will sit there in my cell, and think of what i have done wrong and i can repent.

that comment you made there regarding my comment is silly, just plain silly.

Smart choice, the window would have creaked and there was a second guard around the corner.

 

[replingham153]

What is your quest?

to go through life without dying too early and at least dying nicely or quickly

Have you ever pissed in the dark successfully?

many a time when i don't turn on the bathroom light as my eyes are weird

What is my favorite non-dairy, non-fruit based treat?

beef

How many chips are in a small chip bag?

give or take, 10-17.

Does Hell really run on propane?

no it runs on the souls of the dammed.

am i fat?

nah, not really.

I shall not ask you a question. I shall

you a question. See what I did there?

yes, swapping ask for axe. very intelligent.

What is your favourite milkshake flavour?

caramel.

What is the standard antidote for poisoning by ethylene glycol?

potassium chloride? oh wait that cures radiation. er, vitamin z?

Do you really exist?

yes, otherwise i wouldn't be able to write this thread.

Why???

Why what?

If your grandma is a zombie, how can you use curaga on her without her dieing

by boosting her health.

When people don't contact you and always seem to be busy, am I just catching them at a bad time or are they avoiding me?

What is my favorite non-dairy, non-fruit based treat?

I had to take a stab, is it sex?

both. try every time that isn't the time they eat, watch TV, run or sleep and you will probably be able to have a chat with them then.

What is the limit as x approaches 0 for

((3x - 7)^2(9x^3 +{3/2)))/x

Please Show Work to receive full credit.

1. for 1 plus 1 =2 and 2-1=1.

Is there a Hadamard matrix for every positive multiple of 4?

yes.

 

[JLML]

Will I ever get to meet that person?

 

[Mr. Gency]

Where is a good place to meet guys (other then the bar or net)?

Please don't seem offended when i say Your A Girl (Y.A.G), it's just that unless your avatar is pink and fluffy, i wouldn't know none the wiser.

anyway, i recommend a work place. parties or social gatherings at local town halls, the park, your house, the movies, somewhere where you feel comfortable.

I'm not old enough to understand dating mechanics, but talk. just go to some cute guy, and talk. similarities help, but don't lie. be yourself.

I'd advise against going out with someone you work with one of you can't act professional on the clock.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Will I ever get to meet that person?

Yes...

Maybe...

I hope so...

Good luck...

 

['Aredor]

What is the 10^(17)th digit of Pi? Is it 7? I have a hunch it is.

they always said i was the best at maths in my class. they were wrong.

i have a 1/9 chance of guessing correctly, and i am not one for guessing correctly, nor counting the millions of digits of pi. i think too it is 7. 7 is a lucky number after all.

Indeed they were: it's a 1/10 chance (you forgot the 0).

smaller. maybe. my brain hurts. why cant people just ask what my favorite color is?

Alright then, what's my favourite colour?

 

[JLML]

Will I ever get to meet that person?

Yes...

Maybe...

I hope so...

Good luck...

That's no real answer =.="

 

[Mr. Gency]

Will I ever get to meet that person?

Yes...

Maybe...

I hope so...

Good luck...

That's no real answer =.="

Then, there is no pleasing you.