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[dlawnro]

If a chicken and a half could lay an egg an a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
(Always love to hear people's answers to that one)

 

[replingham153]

Can I ask another question?

yes, what exactly is it.

for future notice there is no point in asking that question, just say your question.

actually that was it but I think I'll ask another one.

What do you think of my first review. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.214642-Sacmans-Sac-tastic-Anime-Review-Serial-Experiments-Lain]?

i am not a man of Anime, nor really a man of the internet, aside from wikis, g mail, you tube and some other stuff that isn't acceptable on the escapist. cough.

so i cannot breach to you an opinion. also i have to go to dinner now. overall, it was a piece of writing that you put time and effort into. i recommend writing more.

 

[Sacman]

Can I ask another question?

yes, what exactly is it.

for future notice there is no point in asking that question, just say your question.

actually that was it but I think I'll ask another one.

What do you think of my first review. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.214642-Sacmans-Sac-tastic-Anime-Review-Serial-Experiments-Lain]?

i am not a man of Anime, nor really a man of the internet, aside from wikis, g mail, you tube and some other stuff that isn't acceptable on the escapist. cough.

so i cannot breach to you an opinion. also i have to go to dinner now. overall, it was a piece of writing that you put time and effort into. i recommend writing more.

Why thank you.

 

[Last Bullet]

Is the grill I'm supposed to be assembling going to explode? I'd like to know whether or not I should take the time to use remote ignition.

 

[replingham153]

Does the Higgs Boson exist ?

after having a secret meeting with it, i have concluded that it does not exist.

 

[replingham153]

Can I ask another question?

yes, what exactly is it.

for future notice there is no point in asking that question, just say your question.

actually that was it but I think I'll ask another one.

What do you think of my first review. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.214642-Sacmans-Sac-tastic-Anime-Review-Serial-Experiments-Lain]?

i am not a man of Anime, nor really a man of the internet, aside from wikis, g mail, you tube and some other stuff that isn't acceptable on the escapist. cough.

so i cannot breach to you an opinion. also i have to go to dinner now. overall, it was a piece of writing that you put time and effort into. i recommend writing more.

Why thank you.

no problem.

 

[replingham153]

If a chicken and a half could lay an egg an a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
(Always love to hear people's answers to that one)

1 and a half days, for the ways of the universe are strange to those unfamiliar of its teachings, the words that whisper in the wind and reach into your brain and move you beyond belief.

how does it feel now to be confused yourself?

 

[IBlackKiteI]

Why did Grunt and some other guys I dont really care about die on my first Mass Effect 2 go?

I would also ask whether coke or pepsi would win in a fight but ya only get one question so...

 

[replingham153]

Is the grill I'm supposed to be assembling going to explode? I'd like to know whether or not I should take the time to use remote ignition.

Get a Pyro Technician in and let him take a look at it. trust me, not your odds of survival.

 

[replingham153]

Why did Grunt and some other guys I don't really care about die on my first Mass Effect 2 go?

I would also ask whether Coke or Pepsi would win in a fight but ya only get one question so...

you must gain the trust of your teammates as them not trusting you may result in their death. also choosing the right people for the job is essential. I will say no more as it would ruin your experience.

hard to decide, i would go for a draw.

 

[IBlackKiteI]

Why did Grunt and some other guys I don't really care about die on my first Mass Effect 2 go?

I would also ask whether Coke or Pepsi would win in a fight but ya only get one question so...

you must gain the trust of your teammates as them not trusting you may result in their death. also choosing the right people for the job is essential. I will say no more as it would ruin your experience.

hard to decide, i would go for a draw.

Yeah the whole loyalty thing...

Finished the game two times after that will all squaddies intact, too bad my first game was my only male character.

I just dislike his voice for some reason.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I am facing the mighty C'thulu, yet all I have is a forty five degree galvanised steel connector joint, even though this is the greatest weapon In the universe how do I defeat him.

 

[replingham153]

Oh Marter, why?

i always thought of you as my most favorite escapist user, and now you turn out to be depressed? oh this saddens me so much to know of your pain. But i think you know the answer better than i do, my friend but your too afraid to discuss about it. go over this problem with a family member, a psychiatrist or just someone you trust, please!

I'm not depressed. I just for some reason can not keep myself from being brought to tears from anything. I have no idea why this is, and I know that psychiatrists are useless. I'm of the belief that anyone has the power to fix their life themselves, and outside interference only helps people who do not realize this, and only helps to make them aware of that.

I thank you for saying I was your "most favorite escapist" though. ^_^

if you said that only you can solve this problem, then the only person stopping yourself is you. think about happy thoughts, my man.

 

[replingham153]

I am facing the mighty C'thulu, yet all I have is a forty five degree galvanized steel connector joint, even though this is the greatest weapon In the universe how do I defeat him.

jam it into his/her/its throat. stop it from breathing then falcon punch it in the face.

 

[replingham153]

Why is marmalade not called orange jam?

because even i don't know why they call it JAM. why?

anyway, probably because jam is a silly word made by silly people.

 

[replingham153]

Do you love me?

I love all those that don't anger me, so yes. yes I do.

 

[replingham153]

Have you ever played The Suffering?

No. why, is it good. what is it like?

 

[replingham153]

OK, can you finish this sentence?
I wish, I wish I was a _______.

Bonus Points: If you can guess what TV Show it's from, you win an internet cookie

pony

and the escapist. because this place is full of pony lovers.

 

[not_the_dm]

Man si minna?