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The Arc of Eden

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Sometimes I dream about my parents having sex, and then i wake up, and i feel really frustrated for some reason. Why is this?

If you only have one nut left, is it still just your left nut?

My head is snoring, can you please make it stop?
 

replingham153

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The Arc of Eden said:
Sometimes I dream about my parents having sex, and then i wake up, and i feel really frustrated for some reason. Why is this?

If you only have one nut left, is it still just your left nut?

My head is snoring, can you please make it stop?
because you feel that you want their love, but them having sex is a sign that they don't love you perhaps? or maybe it is because you wanted something else to dream about but got that instead.

depends. if you did have one testicle left then i guess it would only be one, as you gave left and right to show the individuality of the two, by giving them direction IE left and right, so no it would just be your nut.

also too rude

also, describe the feeling in medical terms, would you kindly. your head snoring is something the human anatomy cannot achieve. perhaps.

also nice user name, very assassin's creed like.
 

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DarkenedWolfEye said:
replingham153 said:
DarkenedWolfEye said:
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What is your opinion on Satanic philosophy, as told by Anton Szandor LaVey? (Rest in peace, you incredibly interesting person. Shemhamforash!)
And I'm not just asking this to be 'edgy'. I'm serious.
well, I'm not part of that group and i know not much about him. i can however say, knowing relevant knowledge that like him or not we need him. he should get a medal. seriously. What thing would have the strength of the likes of him to try and keep hell in one piece. He's very special, but I'm not one to pray to him by killing goats and sacrificing there heart on the "altar of sacrifice". what band does that song? and bonus point for the album name.
Hm. I'm glad you aren't knee-jerk hateful, as most people are when I bring this up. However, I feel the need to say that it goes against Satanic belief to sacrifice living creatures; we never kill needlessly, especially not for a ritual.
And, um, what band are you talking about? I don't believe we are on the same page ...
oh OK then. BTW it was Slayer, Album Reign In Blood. but seriously what do you think of this "Satanic" stuff? because it seems you have a good understanding of it...
What do I think of Satanism? I fully agree with the philosophy; in fact, I would describe myself as a Satanist, and not one of those faking jerks who wear inverted crosses, either. An actual Satanist, who owns 'The Satanic Bible', written by the man I mentioned earlier, Anton LaVey (A fascinating book, by the way). He was the founder of Satanism as I know it.
Oh, and to clarify, Satanism is not devil worshiping. That's something else entirely.
As to my actual thoughts on it, I honor the philosophies it promotes, but it pisses me off to see people going around claiming to be Satanists just for the shock value, who don't even know who Anton LaVey is. They don't know what they are saying about themselves when they call themselves Satanists, and know nothing about the religion. It's people like that that keep it from being taken seriously, the way it deserves.
Also, it's a little difficult to call it a 'religion', because there aren't any religious beliefs; nothing concerning gods or the afterlife. Satanism is really just a philosophy for living your life here and now.
Of course, that begs the question "Why is it named after Satan if they don't believe in deities?" It's named after Satan because of what he represents from a purely objective standpoint: the seven so-called 'sins', all of which ultimately lead to physical or emotional gratification. Really, Satanism is about reaching your full potential while still indulging yourself the pleasures of life, because this life is all we're getting; only the fools would squander it by abstaining from sex, good food, and the chance to be lazy (Anton didn't think much of Christians, that much is obvious). In Anton's words, "I do not believe in Satan in the literal, physical sense, but more as a reservoir of power to be tapped at will (here he is referring to Satanic magic) and a symbol of human right to seek the carnal pleasures of life."
I edited a little, so it would be easier to understand, but that's essentially what he said.
Wow, I typed a lot ... Get me going on Satanism and I can talk for a while.
In a nutshell, I agree with and practice true Satanism. THAT is what I think of it.
Oh, and 'Shemhamforash' is an old Hebrew word meaning 'the explicit name' or 'the evil name'. It's used in Satanic rituals, in case you were wondering.
dude. wow. just wow. there is nothing in the dictionary that can describe my feelings and opinions on this. my brain hurts reading it. i think you know a lot about this. I recommend you tell the fake-its about the real deal and see if they are committed to Satan or not. yeah. wow. just WOW!!!
 

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This thread needs moar AskThatGuy-esque answers.

If "Where's Waldo" and "Carmen Sandiego" had a kid, how hard will it be to find him?

[sub][sub][sub]Here's an AskThatGuy-esque question.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

The Arc of Eden

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replingham153 said:
also, describe the feeling in medical terms, would you kindly. your head snoring is something the human anatomy cannot achieve. perhaps.

also nice user name, very assassin's creed like.
Your head can snore, thats generally where it happens in fact.

I tend to akin it more towards an MSF like structure from MGS: Peace Walker. But Assassin's Creed would be cool too. Thanks for saying something, most people don't give a crap.
 

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replingham153 said:
DarkenedWolfEye said:
replingham153 said:
DarkenedWolfEye said:
replingham153 said:
DarkenedWolfEye said:
What is your opinion on Satanic philosophy, as told by Anton Szandor LaVey? (Rest in peace, you incredibly interesting person. Shemhamforash!)
And I'm not just asking this to be 'edgy'. I'm serious.
well, I'm not part of that group and i know not much about him. i can however say, knowing relevant knowledge that like him or not we need him. he should get a medal. seriously. What thing would have the strength of the likes of him to try and keep hell in one piece. He's very special, but I'm not one to pray to him by killing goats and sacrificing there heart on the "altar of sacrifice". what band does that song? and bonus point for the album name.
Hm. I'm glad you aren't knee-jerk hateful, as most people are when I bring this up. However, I feel the need to say that it goes against Satanic belief to sacrifice living creatures; we never kill needlessly, especially not for a ritual.
And, um, what band are you talking about? I don't believe we are on the same page ...
oh OK then. BTW it was Slayer, Album Reign In Blood. but seriously what do you think of this "Satanic" stuff? because it seems you have a good understanding of it...
What do I think of Satanism? I fully agree with the philosophy; in fact, I would describe myself as a Satanist, and not one of those faking jerks who wear inverted crosses, either. An actual Satanist, who owns 'The Satanic Bible', written by the man I mentioned earlier, Anton LaVey (A fascinating book, by the way). He was the founder of Satanism as I know it.
Oh, and to clarify, Satanism is not devil worshiping. That's something else entirely.
As to my actual thoughts on it, I honor the philosophies it promotes, but it pisses me off to see people going around claiming to be Satanists just for the shock value, who don't even know who Anton LaVey is. They don't know what they are saying about themselves when they call themselves Satanists, and know nothing about the religion. It's people like that that keep it from being taken seriously, the way it deserves.
Also, it's a little difficult to call it a 'religion', because there aren't any religious beliefs; nothing concerning gods or the afterlife. Satanism is really just a philosophy for living your life here and now.
Of course, that begs the question "Why is it named after Satan if they don't believe in deities?" It's named after Satan because of what he represents from a purely objective standpoint: the seven so-called 'sins', all of which ultimately lead to physical or emotional gratification. Really, Satanism is about reaching your full potential while still indulging yourself the pleasures of life, because this life is all we're getting; only the fools would squander it by abstaining from sex, good food, and the chance to be lazy (Anton didn't think much of Christians, that much is obvious). In Anton's words, "I do not believe in Satan in the literal, physical sense, but more as a reservoir of power to be tapped at will (here he is referring to Satanic magic) and a symbol of human right to seek the carnal pleasures of life."
I edited a little, so it would be easier to understand, but that's essentially what he said.
Wow, I typed a lot ... Get me going on Satanism and I can talk for a while.
In a nutshell, I agree with and practice true Satanism. THAT is what I think of it.
Oh, and 'Shemhamforash' is an old Hebrew word meaning 'the explicit name' or 'the evil name'. It's used in Satanic rituals, in case you were wondering.
dude. wow. just wow. there is nothing in the dictionary that can describe my feelings and opinions on this. my brain hurts reading it. i think you know a lot about this. I recommend you tell the fake-its about the real deal and see if they are committed to Satan or not. yeah. wow. just WOW!!!
Well, um ... I'm glad that you liked it.
 

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replingham153 said:
Go on, ask me. just nothing that would strike as an insult to the mighty ban hammer gods
Why do the people on the Escapist seem far more intellectual than the average U.S Citizen?
 

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replingham153 said:
Go on, ask me. just nothing that would strike as an insult to the mighty ban hammer gods
Question: Did you set up this thread just to increase your post count?

Question: If the answer is no, do you just have nothing else to do in your free time?

Question: If the answer is yes, do you realize how devilishly clever you are?
 

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Deep Question :p: I still have deep feelings for my ex girlfriend, Do I just give up/move on (something that I don't believe in, especially when it comes to love)to make my friends happy and potentially get out of this horrible rut i'm in right now.
Or should I keep fighting for her and to make her realize that i'm meant for her
 

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NinjaB0b said:
F*cking magnets, how do they work?
OK well the Magnet is a object that creates a magnetic field that pulls or repels objects(Or not at all for that matter), depending of course on the object. when a magnet goes near say iron it would attract it. you see?

Issurru said:
Deep Question :p: I still have deep feelings for my ex girlfriend, Do I just give up/move on (something that I don't believe in, especially when it comes to love)to make my friends happy and potentially get out of this horrible rut i'm in right now.
Or should I keep fighting for her and to make her realize that i'm meant for her
Ask your heart, think not what your friends want but what you think is best. talk to some people about this, gather their opinions. remember, it is your decision in the end.

LustFull0ne said:
Should I get Red Dead Redemption, Killzone 2, or go see Inception?

replingham153 said:
Go on, ask me.
What should I do?!
Well, i have seen inception and i quite liked it. confusing, but in a matrix kind of way. i personally don't like the looks of RD:R and i do not own a ps3 so killzone i will never buy, however buying rd:r would mean a lot of time taken up, while killzone is a nice fps, with multiplayer of course and inception is a 2-3 hour thing that will keep you talking for a couple of days. depends if you are looking into enjoyment, amount of time spent on it, general opinion on what you want. In my eyes i would rent inception, but i am not sure which game you should buy. I say killzone.

Redlin5 said:
replingham153 said:
Go on, ask me. just nothing that would strike as an insult to the mighty ban hammer gods
Question: Did you set up this thread just to increase your post count?

Question: If the answer is no, do you just have nothing else to do in your free time?

Question: If the answer is yes, do you realize how devilishly clever you are?
Q1: no

Q2: i have art homework, maths and course selection for next year to worry about. i am playing fallout 3 At the mo but it is nearly 11pm so yeah i have plenty of time to crack some fingers and get typing.

Michael Dagastino said:
replingham153 said:
Go on, ask me. just nothing that would strike as an insult to the mighty ban hammer gods
Why do the people on the Escapist seem far more intellectual than the average U.S Citizen?
well unlike sites such as 4chan, the moderators are extremely tight when it comes to their job. they want this place to stay civilized and welcoming for the weary traveler to rest his head and express his views and opinions on things without getting trolled. so everybody has to stay intelligent so they don't do something well stupid. so there you have it.

Daipire said:
How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
42. duh. nah just kidding, you understand the reference it's all good.

hyperhammy said:
What does the 42 mean?!
it is a reference to The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, about a man who travels around the stars with some quirky people.

hyperhammy said:
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
this question has already been answered. look for the answer along the old Q's to find it.
knowing the majority of people are lazy however, my answer is a lot.

fearofsleep said:
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
it is not banana in my pocket, and i am always happy to see people who ask me lovely questions.

ShrooM_DoughKiD said:
Is The Bird really and truly the word?
well apparently it is so very much the word. ha ha ha family guy reference all the way!

Fraught said:
This thread needs moar AskThatGuy-esque answers.

If "Where's Waldo" and "Carmen Sandiego" had a kid, how hard will it be to find him?

[sub][sub][sub]Here's an AskThatGuy-esque question.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
he wouldn't be found, even at birth for he would be invisible. and soundless. and light less. in fact he would only show a shadow, hence his nickname and name "Shadow"

Amphoteric said:
Presuming that God is real, Why won't he heal amputees?
Because his not a master of the puppets but merely an observer to this wonderful experiment.