when she's not paying attention, unzip your fly and piss on her. That makes her your territory.
Asking a girl out
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Ask her what she is doing after school. Then ask her if she wants to join you for some coffee down the street. Make a few corny jokes and make sure she knows you're trying to be corny. Maybe shoot some pool if there's time.
How is it hard to tell between the Alterans/Ancients and their replicator creations/Asurans?
That doesn't strike me as Stargate nerd so relax
Just make sure you talk to her for a week or 2 before actually asking her out this will let you know A) if you have a chance B)what kind of person she is
Edit: SGU in under 2 weeks, woot.
That doesn't strike me as Stargate nerd so relax
Just make sure you talk to her for a week or 2 before actually asking her out this will let you know A) if you have a chance B)what kind of person she is
Edit: SGU in under 2 weeks, woot.
hahaha do what I did....the dumb thing and come to school completly smashed and ask her out.
(oh god Im so ashmed of that)
(oh god Im so ashmed of that)
You fail to make a simple mind connection here. Do you know how much brainpower it takes to be a nerd? Do you think the average man (and I recommend you also read this article in reference to this if you haven't already (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/context-sensitive/6570-Easy-Should-Be-Easy) can grasp as many concepts as any nerd? Let it be said plain, even though in this critical time called adolescence nerds are usually undermined as being different and weird simply because we appreciate the value of something they cannot (and by they I obviously mean anyone that thinks nerds or geeks are weird (which one day will belong to us(MUAHAHAHAHA). People who end up having jobs as profound and deep as computing, engineering, etc... also develop an interest for what we geeks appreciate. Just because the term has become widely misused doesn't mean it's bad. I'm a geek and proud to be, sure I get shunned much at school, but I know I can easily pass all my exams whilst they fail due to overpartying. As a matter of fact, we are always looking for new experiences, whilst they merely focus on getting frunk and laid as much as possible. Sure, sounds like an interesting premise, but tell me how much longer than them you are going to live when they have a combination of cirrhosis, AIDS and brain damage due to ethilic commas.SO! If the girl is half intelligent, she might even be interested in all that which you appreciate (just don't be too keen, try to make it easy for her to digest). You also can't rely on making her a geek, that is improbable, but people that truly like each other will at least try to show interest in the other's hobbies and passtime activities (sadly not something much common in teenagers, but you still find it). Find out what she likes, try giving her something of that, go along with the flow. I felt pretty clumsy my first time with a girl, but after the first five minutes is just a roll if you are simply yourself and start talking out loud about anything. Excuse the cliché, but if you are not an attractive human (I don't know this, but I most certainly know I'm not (physically at least), you have to become an attractive person.Cortheya said:
Get it?
Good luck man, trust me, we've all gone through that
Except the pretty faced gangsta boys which will end up in the hospital I'll be working as a surgeon in
AND THEN!
If you're anything like me, the problem isn't thinking of something to say. I usualy have a million ideas in my head on how to ask someone out. The problem is gathering the courage to do it.
I've never been a confident guy. All of my spur of the moment courage comes from a song.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
you've watched me grow since I was small
So what will I regret the most;
The things I do, or the things I don't?
- "SoulCatcher" by The The
Sure, rejection is a possibility, but what would you rather remember; being rejected by some chick, or never having the guts to find out?
EDIT: Btw, don't do something retarded like confessing that you love her if you don't know her personaly. It's not love, it's attraction. So get to know her first and take it from there.
I've never been a confident guy. All of my spur of the moment courage comes from a song.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
you've watched me grow since I was small
So what will I regret the most;
The things I do, or the things I don't?
- "SoulCatcher" by The The
Sure, rejection is a possibility, but what would you rather remember; being rejected by some chick, or never having the guts to find out?
EDIT: Btw, don't do something retarded like confessing that you love her if you don't know her personaly. It's not love, it's attraction. So get to know her first and take it from there.
Not really true. If they sense insincerity they might be put off by it. But if you get nervous and can be honest about why, it can really melt the heart of a woman. If she likes you back in the same way, then you might just have gotten yourself a girlfriend. If she doesn't then she'd have to be the most sociopathic and mean-spirited ***** on the face of the earth if she found the nervousness to be anything but adorable. And if that's the case then she won't be worth the trouble anyway.Roxilla84 said:
That being said. There's nothing you can do to "make" a woman like you back in a romantic way. Either she does like you back in the same way, or she doesn't. Being insincere and trying to come off as someone you're not will just complicate things for the worse.
So don't fake not being nervous if you do feel nervous. Chances are she'll see right through it (due to the twitching, stuttering, flushed face, and all the other telltale signs of nervousness) and just think that you're being a dick for not acknowledging that you like her.
ask her if she wants to go do bumper cars... with eachothers genitals.
Haha, I joke, but seriously just ask her out and hope it goes well. I mean, the worst she can do is say no, and then you just pour hot sauce on her (or however you get over rejection) and find a new chick to mind-lust at
Haha, I joke, but seriously just ask her out and hope it goes well. I mean, the worst she can do is say no, and then you just pour hot sauce on her (or however you get over rejection) and find a new chick to mind-lust at
i guess the best way would be to get to know the other party better-start off as frens maybe? a grp date may be a gd solution since that way the both of u wont be in a akward position where both of you don't know each other. have a grp of frens that both of u know or something. that's prob stage 1.
stage 2: when you do know her well enough-well, go for it. ask her out directly. that's all i can really say. but in any case take note: while this may be the preferred method from where i come from, the culture from where you are may be different, and therefore such a tactic may therefore fail in your context. but it's just an idea for you to think abt.
stage 2: when you do know her well enough-well, go for it. ask her out directly. that's all i can really say. but in any case take note: while this may be the preferred method from where i come from, the culture from where you are may be different, and therefore such a tactic may therefore fail in your context. but it's just an idea for you to think abt.
Yep, I find it best to wear a crotch-peice before asking a girl out, or insulting one for that matter.Last of the Chinchillas said:
Your asking nerds for advice on girls? Smart Choice.
ot:Girls love jokes.Try to be as funny as you can when your around her
ot:Girls love jokes.Try to be as funny as you can when your around her