Assassin's Creed 3

[ThatDudeThere]

'Desmond, we have our target'
'Who is it?'
'THE SUN'
*Cue Rocketman*

 

[hoov]

Isn't safe to assume that a thread titled "Assassin's Creed 3" might mention some of the events in the previous game?

 

[anon_10]

many people die every year of skin cancer time to fight back...

prefered weapon;:;throwing nife

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I can't wait to backstab the sun and have it collapse into a black hole!

Probably how it destroyed the first civilization.

 

[Riobux]

Space assassins?

That sounds surprisingly and unintentionally cool as hell.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I don't think Da Vinci's flying machine will carry Ezio that far.

Spoiler

Dammit! He can TRY!

 

[soapyshooter]

many people die every year of skin cancer time to fight back...

prefered weapon;:;throwing nife

throwing knifes are oneshot kill so i guess the same rules apply to the Sun. ROFL. this thread might be the biggest unintentional WIN i have ever seen

 

[ProtoChimp]

throwing knifes are oneshot kill

Not true. sometimes it takes 2 and then the target sees you then gets all the guards to jump on you. So the sun would... I forgot where I was going with this. It would be a fucked up death scene though, desmond holding the sun in his arms. Ouch. Oh and welcome to the escapist, I cant beleive no-one's mentioned the basement. Oh dear god don't go in the basement.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Interesting, good theory, but did you also notice that BLOOD is RED? The same color as your enemies? Maybe we will assassinate the sun, and fight off swarms of blood!

Wait, isn't that essentially God of War?

 

[ThatStrangeDude]

Uh, the sun? I don't know, mate... xD To be honest I think it'll take more than a hidden blade and a trendy five o'clock shadow to take that motherf%&#er out y'know. xD

In addition I think the plans for Assassin's Creed 3 are bullshit. Why are we playing Ezio again? That's ridiculous. Finally we got a que that the next big adventure would be in Desmond's shoes and in the bloody future! And now they're buying us off with the same ol' bullshit again? Sheesh... And what are they gonna do to make it seem different than AC2? Give us -three- hidden blades?

 

[Walkchalk]

Uh, the sun? I don't know, mate... xD To be honest I think it'll take more than a hidden blade and a trendy five o'clock shadow to take that motherf%&#er out y'know. xD

In addition I think the plans for Assassin's Creed 3 are bullshit. Why are we playing Ezio again? That's ridiculous. Finally we got a que that the next big adventure would be in Desmond's shoes and in the bloody future! And now they're buying us off with the same ol' bullshit again? Sheesh... And what are they gonna do to make it seem different than AC2? Give us -three- hidden blades?

Of course. The newest innovation in hidden blade technology... The tongue blade!

 

[Davrel]

Can you imagine the hassle of getting to the target if it was the sun? Takes 8 long boring minutes IF you're going at lightspeed.

That is the only issue I have with "assassinating" the sun.

 

[Strangerman518]

I just hope the sun won't have some crappy dialoge after you shank it.

 

[Byrn Stuff]

Space assassins?

That sounds surprisingly and unintentionally cool as hell.

Assassin's Creed 3: Assassins in Space

I smell Mass Effect crossover. Minerva turns out to be an Asari matriarch.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Well, the sun was yellow to begin with, so I doubt it.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

maybe there's a special mechanism like in halo XD to blow entire universes...

 

[Zeroresistence]

Are you high?

 

[CheckD3]

While everyone has already stated stuff about this...maybe it's possible that the "gold" sun is a sign of the main target of the next game

But that's just guessing, probably not, and this person is just weird