Assassins Creed Mod?

[The Franco]

Make all the NPCS that can't kill altair into a 50/50 split between those fucked up lepers and the beggar women. And then disable the "killing innocent people hurts you" mechanic those pacifist programmers put in. Maybe then the game would really play like "Grand Theft Auto, but...in the middle ages" Also, for some added chaos, replace all the roof guards with 3 lepers per replaced roof guard.

 

[tdous]

World Speed-Climbing Championships 2008, talk about niche market.

Or since this is a mod, maybe it's best to go with World Speed-Climbing Championships 2017 to avoid redundancy.

 

[Ruffythepirate]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

 

[jezz8me]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

 

[Kitari]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

 

[JakubK666]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

 

[Frapple]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

 

[JakubK666]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

 

[Shatners Bassoon]

All those quotes make a pretty pyramid. Puurrrty.

 

[Fire Daemon]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

 

[Kogarian]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

And the Rebel alliance will be malaria-infected chickens.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

And the Rebel alliance will be malaria-infected chickens.

And Luke is the One chicken without malaria.

 

[Joos]

I think the engine would really lend itself to a game set in Frank Herbert's Dune universe. Eagle vision could easily be explained as spice induced premonition of some sorts. The throwing knife system could easily lend itself to the odd gunfight and close combat system is already pretty damn good. Would be cool to add the system of the forcefield sword duels.

You could be playing as a Freman of Dune during the Jihad, doing special missions for Muadib or even a House Atreides prince before the start of the books, when the Atreides family set itself up as a major house.

The possibilities are endless!

 

[bermyduck]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

And the Rebel alliance will be malaria-infected chickens.

And Luke is the One chicken without malaria.

Except that really he's just a memory of his own malaria-free future chicken ancestor whose been captured by the goats

 

[slyder35]

i'd like the CORRECT HORSE GALLOP MOD please

this mod will make a horse galloping actually look realistic instead of looking like the horse is going up and down on a Carousel

thanks

 

[Joos]

i'd like the CORRECT HORSE GALLOP MOD please

this mod will make a horse galloping actually look realistic instead of looking like the horse is going up and down on a Carousel

thanks

That would be pretty awesome, too.

 

[Fangface74]

Make water NOT the most lethal thing on the planet!

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

And the Rebel alliance will be malaria-infected chickens.

And Luke is the One chicken without malaria.

Except that really he's just a memory of his own malaria-free future chicken ancestor whose been captured by the goats

And the goats have an elaborate plan to eleminate all of the pultry.