Assassins Creed Mod?

[JakubK666]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

And the Rebel alliance will be malaria-infected chickens.

And Luke is the One chicken without malaria.

Except that really he's just a memory of his own malaria-free future chicken ancestor whose been captured by the goats

And the goats have an elaborate plan to eleminate all of the pultry.

And they have an ongoing conflict with Cows...because the main character would be a cow.

 

[Kogarian]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

And the Rebel alliance will be malaria-infected chickens.

And Luke is the One chicken without malaria.

While the Emperor is a fox with malaria vaccines.

 

[JakubK666]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

And the Rebel alliance will be malaria-infected chickens.

And Luke is the One chicken without malaria.

While the Emperor is a fox with malaria vaccines.

But he has Super-Malaria so he wants to have all the vaccines for itself.

PS:Just bumped here....

 

[unusedaccountdeleteme]

World Speed-Climbing Championships 2008, talk about niche market.

I like that idea.. like a climbing race mod?
A bit of an Assassins Creed twist on Burnout Paradise - where you get given a starting point and a finishing point, and you have to improvise to get to the end first.

 

[Ultrajoe]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

And the Rebel alliance will be malaria-infected chickens.

And Luke is the One chicken without malaria.

but he is really a goat in disguise, so he ca use the one actually functioning jetpack

 

[Pontjacko]

The best mod for this game is clearly a multiplayer mod

 

[LordBag]

Robin Hood mod/conversion ~_^

 

[xitel]

Low Grav. Everything is better with low grav.

 

[spacecowboy86]

how about insted of playing as altir you play as Master Chief. That would be intresting to say the least.

And change all the building textures into Forerunner structures.

And make every NPC a goat.

A Nazi goat with Phasers.

And it has a lot of vibrant colours, just to piss everyone off.

And the goats can fly...on jetpacks

But the jetpacks dont work and the fall on you all the time.

But if you're fast enough you can dodge them using rocket boots.

I thinks we has us a mod!

And if you manage to avoid the falling goats, they have a random chance to explode into a hundred tiny goats that you can step on.

But be careful, they gonst tah get cha!

and those goats have jetpacks so you get a hailstorm of little goats

I'm only posting this to continue the line of quoting ^^

But you get a lighsaber to chop the tine goates into smaller pieces(the ban hammer is upon us)

And instead of a sync bar you have a massive quote

Every guard is a sheep and they have a massave war.

And one of the levels would be aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer.(Joe's wrath is upon us!)

Darth Vader will be a cow, this is a pretty pyramid.

And the Rebel alliance will be malaria-infected chickens.

And Luke is the One chicken without malaria.

but he is really a goat in disguise, so he ca use the one actually functioning jetpack

and his jetpack never malfunctions.

 

[captaincabbage]

NNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNNJJJJJAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

funnily enough, I've probably been ninja'd on this idea XD