Assassins storm the building you are in, How do you escape

[OutforEC]

Glancing over my shoulder at the assassins entering the room, I casually turn off my cell phone and slide it into the breast pocket of my shirt. Slowly I stand, taking the jacket draped over the back of the seat and pulling it around my shoulders, tugging downward twice to tighten it over my frame. As the closest assassin moves forward, I hold up a single finger, motioning him to wait. I carefully open up the left side of my jacket to show an inner pocket, which I reach into for a cigarette and lighter. Flicking open the lighter with a *clack*, I light and enjoy a deep drag. A few more and the cigarette gets dropped and snuffed out under my shoe.

Hopefully by this time the security team that monitors this place will be arriving, and as they deal with the intrusion I can get back to my work.

 

[-Dragmire-]

How do I escape?

Alcohol.

 

[proctorninja2]

well if they have melee weapons i could perhaps hold them off with my katana but im screwed if they have guns

damn Captcha dose not fuck around

 

[Riddle78]

Well...I'll wake up. If that doesn't work,I'm boned,because it's impossible to leap out the window,and even if I could,the assassins would have a perimeter around the building.

So,if it ain't a dream,I'm boned.

 

[Christian Krueger]

Take them out in an epic fight sequence, then get knocked out as I try to jump from the building before it detonates... oh... wait... Flash Forward...

 

[The-Bad-Blooded]

i can't escape, THEY'RE ASSASSINS!
they'dve dealt with me before i would've known what's going-on!

 

[Titan Buttons]

I'm sleeping over my mates place, in his room on the second floor, we both reach under his bed and pick up his real scale replicas of the Buster Blade(me) and Masamune(him) and just destory the house in the following battle to the death.


OT:Both are real swords but the Masamune is only one properly sharpened because of the Buster large shap, though the Busters tip is sharp and the force of being hit by such a large hunk of metal would, at the very least, break something.

 

[Railgun88]

I could jump out my window. Or since I have two sets of three throwing knives on me at all times, I'll just use them and aim for their throats. And my room is small enough, I can grab my buck knife and wait for the others.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

I'm in my study second story. I run into my bedroom, get my alluminum baseball bat and wait for them in the room. They come in, wham, bat to the face, take their gun and make a mess of my house with lead, hopefully insured for that.

 

[Nimbus]

Ha! This is why I keep a sword in my room! Bring it on, Assassins!

 

[BlackStar42]

Cast invisibility, run away and summon a Daedroth to cover my arse. Never fails in Oblivion.

 

[Eldarion]

I hit a button on my chair that sends me down a chute into my GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT.

They are so fucked.

 

[smearyllama]

You know the movie Shoot 'Em Up?
You know the scene in Smith's apartment?

Exactly like that.
Baby optional.

Here's a music video that includes parts of that scene:

 

[Vanbael]

Convince them I'm on their side as another assassin (You didn't say that they weren't the Assassin's Creed type assassins).

If that fails, then its a terrible day to be me.

 

[Gaiseric]

I sleep next to a cabinet full of guns.
They'd be the ones trying to escape.

 

[StellarViking]

Grab the axe from my wall and work myself into a rampaging fury instilled within me by Odin.

 

[The Night Shade]

I'll use an Escape Pod

 

[warrcry13]

Probably perform sexual favors for them.

 

[trigz04]

Anything is possible with portals.

 

[Quazimofo]

well, if they storm a building, they likely stormed all of the obvious entrances. unfortunately, my house is very small. it is 3 floors, but it is only a little bigger than some condos, and since only 3 rooms have doors (besides the bathrooms) and the central staircase allows you to talk with people on the top floor from the basement with relative ease, they could hear any efforts i made at trying to escape and kill me in an instant. not to mention all of my windows (besides 2 in the kitchen) are able to easily fit a man through if he tucks his head in slightly, and all of the doors are glass with a wood frame.
so, every entrance is obvious, and they are all really close together. in short, im fucked unless the miss the window right next to me, and i can get the damn thing open fast enough (that glass is thick as shit. im too weak to break that. and to afraid of being cut). and even then, it just rained and i have to jump to a slippery metal rail just outside of the window to get on the walkway to run, and by the time i get there they can be out the front door and in front of me with weapons drawn. (my whole complex has everything really damn close together. its very convenient, but makes it hard to escape anything but a single man)