Assassins storm the building you are in, How do you escape

[Blair Bennett]

*Draws katana*
I don't.

 

[cryogeist]

im in a 4 roomed apartment...i would be dead before i was able to do ANYTHING

 

[ryai458]

Go for my hunting knife and try to kill them.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!

 

[ilspooner]

Hide, and cry like a little baby. Cause thats probably what I would do.

 

[LCP]

Break the window, grab samurai sword, grab car keys, grab phone, go to my truck (5 meters) HAUL ASS.

Set house into panic mode (home automation). All lights will flash and loud sounds will play over all the speakers

 

[Prometheous]

I don't...

I make sure they know they are the ones who need to escape

 

[iblis666]

I'll use an Escape Pod

Escape in my Bobs Big Boy shaped escape pod

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

It depends what kind we're talking about here.
If they were really worth their salt then I would have been shot from my window without ever knowing but as I am clearly in an engagement with the mercenary,they better be good at dodging close up .357 bullets to the head at close range from a python because they are not doing it right!I would then call the police and explain to any survivors that the we call 911 after the fact sign stands for a reason.

 

[teh_Canape]

like this


top-hat wearing assassins and shit

 

[geck0816]

DO A BARREL ROLL! Everyone dies!

 

[captaincabbage]

What are you talking about? I'm leading the attack!!

 

[icyneesan]

Remove clothes and masturbate FURIOUSLY hoping they all get so disgusted that there blood rage is quelled.

 

[Paksenarrion]

They're not very good assassins if they have to crash into a building. That gives me enough warning to pick up my water bottle to use as a makeshift bashing weapon.

I've pounded nails into place with my water bottle. It's quite sturdy.

Dammit, what a bad time to be assaulted by assassins. I'm in shorts and shirt. No flexible body armor whatsoever.

 

[Boom129]

talk
I'm cool with the assassins, so its probably a misunderstanding
I mean, look at my avatar! it has their logo

 

[JordanXlord]

...*press Buttion*

*Crysis 2 Nano Suit Pops out of the Wall with with a Sniper Rifle*

Lets Do This!!!

 

[TheTim]

i'd run my ass out the back door and start wall hopping.

 

[AssassinJoe]

I'd try to fight my way out. I have a 20 oz. hammer next to my bed, I'm pretty sure I could do some damage with that.

 

[Caligulove]

Assassins suddenly burst through the door while I'm sitting in the front foyer, surfing the web.

Totally unprepared and surprised- ie I'm dead.