Assassins storm the building you are in, How do you escape

[emeraldrafael]

I dont, I stand and fight. My family never runs, we stand and fight (and die if need be).

If I chose to run, I'd create a hole in the ceiliing and crawl till I reached the elevator shaft. Then I climb on the elevator, and in it then calmly walk outside. Or I just go out the window.

 

[McNoobin]

If it was right now... First I would jump up in surprise, then sit back down and finish typing this before my escape. To escape I would go super saiyan and fly away.

 

[Radiantskys]

Use my amazing cloaking abilities and kill them all cause they can't see me because I'm invisible.

 

[teebeeohh]

if they are good assassins i won't hear them coming, if they indeed knock down my front door i am pretty much fucked, it takes about 3 sec to the door of my room and then they would have a clear field of fire and i have literally nothing to hide behind.

 

[WanderingFool]

Three words: Pulowski preservation shelter [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Pulowski_preservation_shelter]

 

[crystalsnow]

I'm a ninja. What the fuck do I care?

 

[shasqueebo]

I have more than enough weapons in my room to take down at least the first 2 entering through the door. After that, who knows, but at least I'd take some of them with me.

 

[Chaos Inverse]

I'm at home,many sharp objects in reach. So I would grab weapons hop out the window and fight on the street.

 

[JRCB]

I light myself on fire, then jump out the window. After stopping, dropping, and rolling too, I get in their car and drive off.

 

[Ghengis John]

Well if it's seiged then they might have a perimeter right? But all the same I'm taking my chances with jumping out the window.

Dammit, what a bad time to be assaulted by assassins. I'm in shorts and shirt. No flexible body armor whatsoever.

If movies have proven anything it's that the less clothing you're wearing, the better able you are to fend off assassins. You should be good.

 

[health-bar]

awesome, my computer is playing the Kill Bill theme and the Matrix is on TV.

this should be one hell of a fight.

 

[white_salad]

CRAWLSPACE HO! There's a part of the floor that I can move and slide under the house, then replace that panel quickly. I highly doubt that assassins would know about it. Plus it's dark as fuck under there and basically impossible to get down there and even harder to shoot, since I refuse to believe any assassin would use a weapon that isn't a gun.

I also always have a pocket knife on hand, so if they even try to get down there I'd stab them, since you can only get down there by crawling, and I'd already be in position to get at them.


Though I really doubt assassins would bother with me, I'm barely important to anyone to be hunted by assassins.

 

[Android2137]

Jump out the window.

Its the second floor, its not that big of a jump.

What he said.

Not that it'd help me any. I'd be in terrible pain immediately after and they can catch up and kill me easy.

 

[Womplord]

I'd climb out the window and onto the roof, and from there I'd climb onto a tree and hide in a dumpster.

 

[capin Rob]

Shit my pants and Pray for Sam Fisher and/or Solid Snake to save me...

They always have my back.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

yeah, Halo's AI is the best...

Spoiler

 

[willofbob]

I'm not a Templar, so they're obviously not here for me.

 

[Eomega123]

I'm in my second story bedroom, so...
flip around the corner and into the bathroom, locking both doors. Climb out the window and jump off the garage onto my neighbors brick fence. Run down the fence and into the creek, then get down.

 

[fenderstrat]

i'd burn the house down. if im dying, im taking them with me.
or maybe they'll see the fire and escape, in that case, ill do the same