Assault Rifle you would use to defend a woman you like

[Valkyira]

I'm a real man, I fight with my fists.

/thread.

I will walk up to the problem with a BFG9000 and smash it's face!

This will do just fine...<.<

What is that? Losely reminds me of Famas.

I dunno I typed in crazy assault rifle and this came up...

Says Concept Art in URL so must be from a game or a movie. Place your bets! I says Modern Sci-Fi-ish so maybe District 9. The placing of the ammo looks a bit unreliable though...

It looks like the assault rifle for the 'bad guys' from Killzone 1 and 2. It's the Helghast rifle I think.

 

[Mozza444]

Well i suppose that i would use this:

 

[Dwarfman]

I'm a real man, I fight with my fists.

That's right kids! Get 'Chuck Norris' on their ass!

Besides knowing my luck, I'd wind up shooting everything else except the bad guys. Recoil on Assault rifles for the untrained civilian can be a *****!

 

[Dwarfman]

My bear hands.

No, I did not spell it incorrectly.

Hey! That only means your a big boy and you might need a shave. I'm not going to judge you >

 

[Captain Pirate]

Beretta Cx4 Storm.
So sleek... stylish...

 

[hecticpicnic]

Good ol' AK

I second that, especially because that is the only assault rifle i have ever shot

i third that!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Screw assault rifles, all I need is this:

 

[DTWolfwood]

23Inch long MTAR 21 Micro-Tavor. most easily concealable AR for all you sticklers out there <.<

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Well i suppose that i would use this:

So...pink...*vomits*

 

[Flames66]

De Lisle Carbine:

Silenced weapon used by British WWII Commandos.

 

[Mozza444]

Well i suppose that i would use this:

So...pink...*vomits*

Ahh, shame it said assault rifle..

Or i would use this:

 

[tris4992]

Duh, FM P90

Yes, it's ugly as dirt, but unbeatable in so many respects. Nothing better than this for actually defending something/one. Anything non-bullpup is good maybe for cover fire.

That's a submachine gun...<.<

nope its a pdw (Personal Defense Weapon) as weird as it sounds that actually makes a difference (hint its all in the ammo)

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Well i suppose that i would use this:

So...pink...*vomits*

Ahh, shame it said assault rifle..

Or i would use this:

Are you trying to make me empty my bowels? Must...recover...manliness. *watches an episode of Man Cooking* HAAAAAAAR!!!

 

[Horizontalvertigo]

Assault rifle to save you and your love's honour? I don't think so buddy, I'm going to have to take a page out of my samurai ancestor's play book and bring a Katana and Tanto combo to the party. If the very impersonification of righteous fury swinging a metre long razor sharp blade at your throat doesn't make one reconsider their actions, then nothing will hahaha

 

[CykelSlips]

That's a submachine gun...<.<

It always trips me off when people make this mistake... It's actually a PDW. Still better assault capabilities than most 'assault rifles' anyway. And many categorize it as one.

PDW? Pennsylvania Department of Welfare? srsly?

 

[Mozza444]

*Snip*
Are you trying to make me empty my bowels? Must...recover...manliness. *watches an episode of Man Cooking* HAAAAAAAR!!!

Well then maybe i should post this..

Or.... this?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

*Snip*
Are you trying to make me empty my bowels? Must...recover...manliness. *watches an episode of Man Cooking* HAAAAAAAR!!!

Well then maybe i should post this..

Or.... this?

DAMN YOUUUUU!

 

[gl1koz3]

And AIM FOR THE HEAD. And other parts.

Make sure they're not there.

 

[Mozza444]

My job here is done.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

I Win....... XD