Assault Rifle you would use to defend a woman you like

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Zhukov

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Umm... A Styer AUG I guess. No idea if it's any good, but it's the only one I know how to use.

Also, I just know that someone, somewhere, is jerking off to this thread.

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Probably several someones.
 

emeraldrafael

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dahmerszombies said:

C7A2 all the way

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emeraldrafael said:
But Since I'm assuming that wont fly So I would go with the m16. I enjoy a classic gun.
http://student.elon.edu/lrosen2/M16.jpg
Thats an M4 not an M16
Well, I'll change it then. i didnt google it, I just asked my friend to send me a link to one.
 

Link XL1

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http://www.operatorchan.org/k/arch/src/k85623_Steyr_AUG_A3.jpg

could someone please tell me how to get the actual picture on here. then i can give a proper post
 
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Link XL1 said:
http://www.operatorchan.org/k/arch/src/k85623_Steyr_AUG_A3.jpg

could someone please tell me how to get the actual picture on here. then i can give a proper post

click quote and see what i did
 

Spencer Brower

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AK 74. cheap and stylish. this is assuming I don't have to fight against armies of swat teams.
 

Caligulove

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Even better, bring 2 and give her the other one.

Who says the lady can't get in on the action and have yourselves an egalitarian bloodbath? Ridiculously hot.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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Sgt. Sykes said:
Duh, FN P90
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Yes, it's ugly as dirt, but unbeatable in so many respects. Nothing better than this for actually defending something/one. Anything non-bullpup is good maybe for cover fire.
Nice choice, but it's not an assault rifle, it's a SMG.

Mine is the Sig 552: compact, and uses the lower recoil 5.56 rounds.

 

Nukey

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I'm moderately skilled in using an M4 Carbine, so I'd likely use that, with an under-slung shotgun for good measure.
 

BonsaiK

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Filled with mace, or urine, or something else unpleasant, it'd buy me enough time to grab her and GTFO without any of that messy 'killing' business and associated legal trouble that in my experience girls tend not to dig.

However, if I must use a real weapon, I'd probably pick the My Little Pony Carbine. What girl doesn't like ponies?

http://www.glamguns.com/mylittleponycarbine.html

Which of course isn't complete without the Rainbow Brite Ammo Loader Kit:

http://www.glamguns.com/rainbow-brite-ammo-loader.html
 

Xorph

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SCAR-H all the way, baby (I have a pic, but I'm not exactly that forum-smart D: )
 

The Black Ghost

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You guys are all so insecure with your fancy new "Automatic weapons".

I, on the other hand, prefer something more practical.

 

ultrachicken

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Communist partisan said:
Sacman said:

This will do just fine...<.<
Fucks that?

I only know it looks really awesome....
I believe it's the... MA52 from Killzone? Did I get the name right?

alittlepepper said:


Love this thing. Compact, reliable, 5.56mm round for high accuracy, and a better GL under the barrel than the M203. (It's all in the loading.)
Ninja'd.