Austraila Gets Drunk, Winds Up In North Atlantic.

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

NRL > AFL. Sorry. AFL is the gravesite of most other games. Too confusing. And it requires advanced maths to figure out the score!

How the fuck is AFL confusing? They run, kick and handpass the ball from one end to the other with the aim of kicking it through the big sticks. NRL is fucking confusing! They stop every 2 seconds, then they line up and push each other forward and lift each other up and some bs, then they run the ball and get tackled but they keep the ball, then they get tackled again and lose it. And sometimes it hits the deck and its play on, sometimes they keep possession and sometimes its a turnover and then you can't pass forwards (which makes no sense since the idea is to move the ball forward) you can only kick it forward, which they do very rarely because it usually turns it because the other team is all there, And between League and Union I've no no fucking clue how your scoring works, then there's the fact that there r like 2 teams that don't come out of NSW or QLD, SA don't even have a team and we're expected to understand this shit? AFL is the national sport, every (real) state has one team and soon to have two at least when West Sydney and Gold Coast come in, AFL gets better TV ratings and I'm sure you can name some AFL players (don't lie) honestly I couldn't tell you 1 NRL player who still plays, might be able to have a crack at a Wallaby but all I know from NRL is Andrew Johns and the guy who fucked off to France.

Then of course we come to the punch line: Ahm. What's the difference between AFL and NRL? AFL has shitty umpires and NFL has gang rape. Thank you Thank you I'm here all year.

PS. Remember drinking

 

[Kuhly]

Why would Australia want to get any closer to the Failed States of America, cause what does America provide these days since Australia beats it in the economy, sports and culture.

 

[siege_1302]

That made me laugh so hard, thanks for that.

I spilled my beer, too.

 

[CargoHold]

Ha, great. It's so true- thanks for the post.
[sub]*21 million[/sub]

 

[Harlequin_Z01]

Saw that when it was first written but its still classical, cheers Radelaide. Good to see we Aussies have a fair representation on these forums too.

Also, I'm not a huge AFL fan but I can watch it. Watching Rugby in any of its various forms makes me feel like I'm watching a game of blernsball.

 

[Radelaide]

NRL > AFL. Sorry. AFL is the gravesite of most other games. Too confusing. And it requires advanced maths to figure out the score!

How the fuck is AFL confusing? They run, kick and handpass the ball from one end to the other with the aim of kicking it through the big sticks. NRL is fucking confusing! They stop every 2 seconds, then they line up and push each other forward and lift each other up and some bs, then they run the ball and get tackled but they keep the ball, then they get tackled again and lose it. And sometimes it hits the deck and its play on, sometimes they keep possession and sometimes its a turnover and then you can't pass forwards (which makes no sense since the idea is to move the ball forward) you can only kick it forward, which they do very rarely because it usually turns it because the other team is all there, And between League and Union I've no no fucking clue how your scoring works, then there's the fact that there r like 2 teams that don't come out of NSW or QLD, SA don't even have a team and we're expected to understand this shit? AFL is the national sport, every (real) state has one team and soon to have two at least when West Sydney and Gold Coast come in, AFL gets better TV ratings and I'm sure you can name some AFL players (don't lie) honestly I couldn't tell you 1 NRL player who still plays, might be able to have a crack at a Wallaby but all I know from NRL is Andrew Johns and the guy who fucked off to France.

Then of course we come to the punch line: Ahm. What's the difference between AFL and NRL? AFL has shitty umpires and NFL has gang rape. Thank you Thank you I'm here all year.

PS. Remember drinking

You get points for trying! You've got a handpass straight out of volleyball, you bounce it like it's a basketball! At least in NRL you kick and pass it! Passing the ball back and still advancing is quite challenging, but still better than NRL.

Hehehe xD

 

[NimbleJack3]

NRL > AFL. Sorry. AFL is the gravesite of most other games. Too confusing. And it requires advanced maths to figure out the score!

-snip-

You get points for trying! You've got a handpass straight out of volleyball, you bounce it like it's a basketball! At least in NRL you kick and pass it! Passing the ball back and still advancing is quite challenging, but still better than NRL.

Hehehe xD

It's not bounced at all like a basketball, the damn thing is an ellipse. You have to bounce it at the right angle with the right amount of force otherwise it goes all over the place. And you need to bounce it every three steps if you have possession. It's a game in itself.

 

[Radelaide]

NRL > AFL. Sorry. AFL is the gravesite of most other games. Too confusing. And it requires advanced maths to figure out the score!

-snip-

You get points for trying! You've got a handpass straight out of volleyball, you bounce it like it's a basketball! At least in NRL you kick and pass it! Passing the ball back and still advancing is quite challenging, but still better than NRL.

Hehehe xD

It's not bounced at all like a basketball, the damn thing is an ellipse. You have to bounce it at the right angle with the right amount of force otherwise it goes all over the place. And you need to bounce it every three steps if you have possession. It's a game in itself.

Exactly! NRL is simple! Tackle, pass, run. Tackle, pass, run. Try, convert. Tackle, fight, scrum, run.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

NRL > AFL. Sorry. AFL is the gravesite of most other games. Too confusing. And it requires advanced maths to figure out the score!

-snip-

You get points for trying! You've got a handpass straight out of volleyball, you bounce it like it's a basketball! At least in NRL you kick and pass it! Passing the ball back and still advancing is quite challenging, but still better than NRL.

Hehehe xD

It's not bounced at all like a basketball, the damn thing is an ellipse. You have to bounce it at the right angle with the right amount of force otherwise it goes all over the place. And you need to bounce it every three steps if you have possession. It's a game in itself.

Exactly! NRL is simple! Tackle, pass, run. Tackle, pass, run. Try, convert. Tackle, fight, scrum, run.

Every 16 Steps*

Scrum? Seriously what the fuck is that? It's like watching a guy try and shove another guys head up another guys arse!!! Convert? What the fuck you just scored a Try why do you get another chance? NRL is fucking anything but simple! Full of rapists and pedo's! At least people like Fev give the AFL a good name

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

That was a good party.

 

[Jaythulhu]

NRL > AFL. Sorry. AFL is the gravesite of most other games. Too confusing. And it requires advanced maths to figure out the score!

What the fuck have you been smoking, and where can I get some? NRL = Thugs who like shitting in hotel hallways, raping teenaged girls, and punching the fuck out anyone who doesn't bow & scrape to them.

Whilst the ARL is barely above those NRL fucktards in human living standards, don't try to give either of them superiority. They're all a bunch of egotistical wankers with no social responsibility and far too many apologists. They're like the fox news of Australia.

As for the OP, what the fuck were you trying to achieve? I can barely make heads or tails of your post, and I achieved straight A+'s for all of my high school and university subjects. All I can suggest is that you lay off the crack pipe and american television, it's messing with your Aussie-ness.

 

[El Poncho]

NRL > AFL. Sorry. AFL is the gravesite of most other games. Too confusing. And it requires advanced maths to figure out the score!

-snip-

You get points for trying! You've got a handpass straight out of volleyball, you bounce it like it's a basketball! At least in NRL you kick and pass it! Passing the ball back and still advancing is quite challenging, but still better than NRL.

Hehehe xD

It's not bounced at all like a basketball, the damn thing is an ellipse. You have to bounce it at the right angle with the right amount of force otherwise it goes all over the place. And you need to bounce it every three steps if you have possession. It's a game in itself.

Exactly! NRL is simple! Tackle, pass, run. Tackle, pass, run. Try, convert. Tackle, fight, scrum, run.

What about original football, pass it shoot, pass it shoot. Dribble if your good, tackle pass shoot

 

[Radelaide]

*snip*

Ah, but see now you're not talking about the game. You're talking about things OUTSIDE the game. I love NRL, but I think the players are complete knuckle draggers who I wouldn't let near me or my friends without a swift kick.

NRL > AFL. Sorry. AFL is the gravesite of most other games. Too confusing. And it requires advanced maths to figure out the score!

What the fuck have you been smoking, and where can I get some? NRL = Thugs who like shitting in hotel hallways, raping teenaged girls, and punching the fuck out anyone who doesn't bow & scrape to them.

Whilst the ARL is barely above those NRL fucktards in human living standards, don't try to give either of them superiority. They're all a bunch of egotistical wankers with no social responsibility and far too many apologists. They're like the fox news of Australia.

As for the OP, what the fuck were you trying to achieve? I can barely make heads or tails of your post, and I achieved straight A+'s for all of my high school and university subjects. All I can suggest is that you lay off the crack pipe and american television, it's messing with your Aussie-ness.

Now you, read the bit above this to explain the first part of your post.

Now, as for my OP. Good for you for receiving straight A+'s, I like seeing over-achievers, but you obviously don't grasp satire. READ THE SOURCE. I was trying to make a few people have a laugh. Which I've accomplished. And why don't you lay off the American television, it's dumbing you down.

 

[Bernzz]

Made my day, mate. Made my day.

 

[Ignatius87]

Oh, SatireWire, I'd forgotten about that site. And how did this become a thread about sports?

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

*snip*

Ah, but see now you're not talking about the game. You're talking about things OUTSIDE the game. I love NRL, but I think the players are complete knuckle draggers who I wouldn't let near me or my friends without a swift kick.

AFL is full of top blokes and is a much better game. It's faster cos they don't stop every 2 seconds (unless Mark Williams is coaching) and it requires about 100x more skill than NRL, as you don't merely bash and crash your way through a tackle before throwing it blindly behind you at the last second. I have played rugby for my school for 3 years and I still don't properly understand the game (though they were one off carnivals cos nobody cares about rugby in SA lol) AFL is a better, faster, more skillful and high scoring game, while rugby doesn't suffer from "soccer syndrome" it is not often that you see more than 3-4 Try's by a team, in a match for seeing score on the news, as opposed to football where the average is 10+ goals per team in a match depend on conditions and who is playing (but you will usually get 20+ goals in a match combined) AFL may not be International but its certainly a better sport and honestly where do NRL fans get off calling it football?! IT'S NOT FUCKING FOOTBALL! YOU DON'T EVER KICK IT!

I realize I've pretty much turned this into an AFL v NRL thread but I'm drinking so fuck you

 

[Jaythulhu]

Now you, read the bit above this to explain the first part of your post.

Now, as for my OP. Good for you for receiving straight A+'s, I like seeing over-achievers, but you obviously don't grasp satire. READ THE SOURCE. I was trying to make a few people have a laugh. Which I've accomplished. And why don't you lay off the American television, it's dumbing you down.

I don't watch tv. I read books instead. Your post makes no literal sense to someone like myself, it reads as broken nonsense. There is no context, no fact, no basis, and the story itself is lacking in any form of structure. I wish I could get a laugh from it. I really do. I cannot, however, find a linked string in the original post. What, exactly, is your point? What is your premise? Where, pray tell, is the punchline? I may be an overachiever, but I've had numerous standing ovations when I've done open-mic comedy nights. I just cannot fathom what your post is supposed to achieve.

If you feel I've missed something, please point me to the exact phrases I've missed or misinterpreted, but for all I can tell, you're trying to slag off Australians and promote the vegetative retardation that is rugby league football.

 

[Saskwach]

I have little to add to that superb piece except "Good find, Radelaide." It was such a good piece you deserve some congratulation just for linking it.

 

[Superlordbasil]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Captain+Planet+goes+to+Copenhagen/

reminded me of this.

 

[magic8BALL]

...advanced math for AFL? NRL is worse:

AFL
6 points for a goal, 1 point for having a go. (Good on ya!)

NRL
4 points for a try, with an additional 2 if you convert the goal posts from a position determined by the last tackle and the placing of the try. Also, you may score 1 point for a feild goal drop kick, if you keen and reckon the bloke on the other side wont hit you before the ball hits the deck. Good luck. (1 point seems a bit cheep for the risk, perhaps this is why they don't do it)

Real football keeps it simple (so footy's, you should take it up: real easy to count, but it may require some foot-eye coordination, so be careful!): 1 point for a goal. Football's great.

(Also, it is football, not soccer. The Australian Football Association tell's us so in this fine nation, and FIFA does internationally)