Australia bans small breasts

[DRTJR]

The Australian government needs a goddamn hobby.

Like a war or something.

Quoted for the Truth

 

[RatRace123]

What the fuck?
Is Mussolini secretly running that country or something?

 

[Plurralbles]

I'm an unashamed boob fetishist, so I can't get up the motivation to protest. Any attempts to cheer for small-breasted women just come up limp. Sorry I can't get the job done here. You take the red pill, I need to take a blue pill.

That post was awfully full of win.


Good day sir.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Has anybody else noticed that Australia is slowly becoming that evil British government in the V for Vendetta comics?

 

[teisjm]

Next thing will be that if you have sex with a woman who hasn't started to get gray hair yet you're a pedophile.

Australia, where only G-MILFS are allowed to make porn.

 

[azzamatazz]

you know, im starting to grow intense feelings of HATE towards this government, its making me not want to live here anymore, really.

why must it be MY generation that the australian government wants to make misirable with all this over-censorship of everything. no shit, this keeps up and we are gonna end up like china, with a nationl intranet and everything we see or hear or say will be controlled by the government.

 

[jimduckie]

gee what's next ,shaved privates illegal ? ... i've always believed that more than a mouthful is a waste ,

 

[Flos]

Has anybody else noticed that Australia is slowly becoming that evil British government in the V for Vendetta comics?

Actually Britain is becoming the evil British government from V for Vendetta.

They're going to put cameras in the sky.

 

[13thforswarn]

I think the Australian government doesn't know the meaning of the word "priorities".

 

[Treblaine]

Well so long Australia, I think with bullshit like this you are well beyond the point of no return. Enjoy living in the 19th century.

 

[joe the janitor]

Ummm...... ok. I don't really understand why small breasts are hurting Australia. I'm glad I live in Canada.

 

[skyfire_freckles]

What is with all of the big boob hatred going on in this thread? It's not fair! Each woman is endowed according to her genes and there's little she can do about it. Saying that big boobs are gross and unattractive is just as bad as banning small ones!

You people make my nipples hurt.

 

[Klepa]

I read "Australian Sex Party", and thought, man those guys are open minded there. Then I realized it was a political party.

This article made no sense whatsoever, and I thought the world was going mad, but then I read paedophilia, and it all became clear.

Spoiler: Mandatory Think of the Children picture.

http://bitchspot.jadedragononline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/think_of_the_children.jpg

The ASP seem like decent lot though. ACB? .. not as much.

 

[Wayte]

....Seriously? Every time I hear something the Aus government has done, I become more convinced that parliament meetings consist of the members sitting on a porch in rocking chairs and shaking their canes at things, then banning all the things that provoked oldie outrage.

 

[I am Jack's profile]

I have a way to start the revolution and fix this. On the next plan the next big release of halo, WOW and Modren warfare on the same day in austraily. But... Cover the game in naked girls with small boobs and A large amount of gore.

The fan basses of games will riot uncontrolably and overthrow the goverment

Days till Michael Atkinson Passes the Enabling Act: 289


Back in reality

... Ughhh... umm... wahahh.. U...

...

*face getting increasingly weirder*

 

[Flos]

Has anybody else noticed that Australia is slowly becoming that evil British government in the V for Vendetta comics?

Actually Britain is becoming the evil British government from V for Vendetta.

They're going to put cameras in the sky.

And everyone will be wearing burkas or whatever the fuck those islamic fundamentalists wear. Accepting Shariah laws, WRONG MOVE EUROPE. Ban those bitches and, yeah, that's it. They don't deserve special treatment.

I'm not entirely sure what you're talking about. If you're interested in discussion religion, perhaps the Religion and Politics subforum is more your style?

 

[ender214]

Women with small tits encourage pedophilia? I thought pedophiles generally liked 9 year olds and the like. And I certainly hope that tit size isn't our only way to tell whether a girl is older than 9.

 

[wikicated]

when i read the title i said "what?"
then read it again and said "what?"
Then a third time and said "WHAT THE FUCK?"

but yes this is ludicrous. i personally like larger breasts but hey to each man his own.
i don't live Australia myself but still this is silly.