I love Australia day, I remember this one time we almost got in a fight and it was resolved by cricket. We'd been drinking and swimming (a winning combination), this semi-emo kid that a mate of mine didn't like rode past. My mate yelled an expletive at him.
The kid came back with a bunch of other guys for a fight, mainly his neighbors, turns out we knew all of them quite well. I offered them a beer, my other mate asked another to bowl. Couple minutes later we were all playing cricket and the kid was whining about wanting a fight before heading off alone.
zen5887 said:
This has got so bad that whenever I see someone with an aussie flag on their car or a southern cross tat
I'd get a southern cross tattoo, but that's because my family and I are staunch republicans (way different in Australia, its a leftwing party) and admire the Eureka Stockade thing.
carnkhan4 said:
What happens on Australia day? why is on this day? (I'm a Brit and this is new to me)
I get crowned as king of Australia (with a bucket), wave a scepter around (actually a corona bottle and yes its not Australian, but its the only bottle long enough) and order everyone in the pool to make a whirlpool, screaming "faster, I demand MORE SPEED!"
Reaperman Wompa said:
You are Australian if you live here and love the country, fuck all that lamb chops and a stubbie bullshit.
Pumps the brakes son, lambs a national treasure. But seriously we have a huge lamb industry affected by the drought, so while you don't have to eat it, don't "fuck all that" it. And what is wrong with a nice cold stubby on a hot summer day (which it usually is). Everything in moderation.
Puppeteer Putin said:
I honestly think "Aussies" takes the patriotism too far because they don't have a such a rich heritage, other than the aborigines of course. So to justify their Australian existence they have to take things to the extreme, they don't know what makes them who they are and their affiliation to their country.
Thats a little harsh. We're overly patriotic because we're awesome.
Actually you try living in a land that is majority desert or jungle, is a quarter mile from the sun, has the most poisonous everything, spider, snake, jelly fish etc and is desperately running out of water.
But instead of the nervous wrecks you'd expect we're amazingly sanguine and this shines through on our national holidays. Sometimes way too much when you throw in too much alcohol...
Also yes Australia is a small and young nation, but we do know who we are. We paid for our national identity with sons and daughters in two worlds wars.
Edit: I understand the hypocrisy in being King of Australia and a republican.