Avatar + Badges = ?

[SweetShark]

So I thought to create another Thread about Avatars. It is after all one of my favorite kind of Threads.

Lets imaging for a second a specific situation your own Avatar involved into somehow.
What kind of situation you ask?
Your Badges you have right below your Avatar, will help you to create a story.

Take for example my Avatar and the Badges I have right now:

Avatar: A black Shark with yellow tattoos for eyes.
Badges: Two different coloured flames,Morpheus from Matrix, a glass of Beer, a pencil.

Mmmmmmm....heh.

Story:
My Avatar and Morpheus decided after they get drank, to start drawing colorful flames of Hell. Each of these flames have the corresponding colorful MLP G4 pony get toasted by them.
My Avatar love toasted ponies. I didn't expect Morpheus will be like my Avatar.

So...........what kind of story have to tell me with these rules I set?

please write down the Avatar and the Badges you now using, so in the future your story make more sense. Thank you

 

[tippy2k2]

Avatar: A cartoony form of myself
Badges: Fire, beer, Morpheus, a golden E, and an Axe

After a night of heavy drinking, tippy2k2 got into a fight with Morpheus on the value of gold. Things escalated quickly as a lamp gets knocked over, setting the bar on fire. tippy2k2 grabs an ax and chops his way out of the building since the door was blocked by flaming debris and saves the day!...even if he initially caused it by knocking over the lamp while wasted but we don't tell the cops that

>.>

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Avatar: A dragon
Badges: three dragons, a magnificent beard and a studio chair

I've created Reign of Fire.
[sub][sub]God what have I done!?[/sub][/sub]

 

[JoJo]

Heh, great idea for a thread OP. Let's see, as a record for the future, using this avatar:

and these five badges:

How's this:

Neo sat quietly, observing the two figures sitting opposite him silently sipping at their beers. The pair couldn't look more different, one a small blond boy with a piercing gaze and the other a hulking behemoth of metal and man, a monstrous creation often referred to as a 'Big Daddy', but the bond between them was clear. Neo took a swig of his own glass and then spoke.

"Did you bring the badges?"

The boy nodded silently and brought out a handful of colourful squares. Before he could do anything more though, suddenly a passing patron gasped and collapsed onto the table, something in his stomach bulging. Neo jumped backwards and whipped out his pistol, pointing it straight at the patron.

"It couldn't be... not again," he thought. At that moment the patron's stomach ripped open and a tiny beast leapt out with it's teeth knashing. Neo fired his gun instinctively but the bullets only ended up missing the alien as it leapt towards him. His last thoughts as the creature ripped apart his throat were 'I never did like Xenomorphs,'

As this happened, the boy had already been scooped up by his armoured protector and the pair were dashing for the exit. They found to their horror that the only door was blocked. Looking around, the boy saw that the Xenomorph had already finished devouring Neo and was heading toward them.

"Mr Bubbles do something!" he cried. Then they heard a voice above them.

"Take my hand," the sunglassed man said calmly.

"Who are you?" the boy asked.

"I'm the Cyber Celeb, come with me if you want to live,"

 

[SweetShark]

Avatar: A cartoony form of myself
Badges: Fire, beer, Morpheus, a golden E, and an Axe

After a night of heavy drinking, tippy2k2 got into a fight with Morpheus on the value of gold. Things escalated quickly as a lamp gets knocked over, setting the bar on fire. tippy2k2 grabs an ax and chops his way out of the building since the door was blocked by flaming debris and saves the day!...even if he initially caused it by knocking over the lamp while wasted but we don't tell the cops that

>.>

I expect a lot of Drunk Morpheus on Fire make an appearance in the next responses XD

 

[SweetShark]

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I also suggest you to write down the Avatar and the badges you used, so the future generation understand why this story exist. XD

 

[JoJo]

I also suggest you to write down the Avatar and the badges you used, so the future generation understand why this story exist. XD

Appreciate the gif, yeah, I'll edit those in now

 

[username sucks]

Avatar: THE AVATAR OF BADASSITUDE MR TORGUE!!!!!!!!!
Badges: Morpheus, Gavin Dunne, Goatin Dunne, pink fire and a pencil.

Mr Torgue and Morpheus were having a badass fight while Gavin played badass music. Suddenly, Gavin noticed that he should base a song off of this fight instead of just playing his old songs. He picked up his pencil and started writing the "Song of Ultimate Badassitude!". The song defied all natural laws that limited the badassitude per meter, so the paper badassfully exploded into pink fire, transforming Gavin into a goat-man hybrid. Thus began the Badass Wars, which bards would scream like goats about for centuries to come.

 

[SweetShark]

Avatar: A dragon
Badges: three dragons, a magnificent beard and a studio chair

I've created Reign of Fire.
[sub][sub]God what have I done!?[/sub][/sub]

Or the Movie "How to train your Dragon".
Better movie in my opinion.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Avatar: A dragon
Badges: three dragons, a magnificent beard and a studio chair

I've created Reign of Fire.
[sub][sub]God what have I done!?[/sub][/sub]

Or the Movie "How to train your Dragon".
Better movie in my opinion.

You're right... I feel better now

Besides no beard in Reign of Fire could ever compete with this

Spoiler

 

[Aerosteam]

Avatar: Amaterasu, Derpy, a cup of caramel frappe, a taco, a spinning Santa hat, Aliens: Colonial Marines
Badges: Fire, Forum Vagabond, a crown, a crowd of people, a megaphone

Oh man, let's see what I can do...

The two vagabonds, Amaterasu and Derpy, team up while wearing a Santa Hat and crown respectively and use the aid of a megaphone to rally up a crowd of people to kill Aliens: Colonial Marines with fire from the spiciness of the taco and caramel frappe.

The End.

 

[sky14kemea]

I am only writing this text so in the future don't get a penalty if the system of this site detect I only posted a gif and the site find it somehow hazarous for it.

The site doesn't use a system, all the Moderators (like me) are human. Having said that, if you know it's low content, try not to "cheat the system". =P

Since I like your idea though, I'll have a go myself.

OT:

Since my avatars change a lot I'll post mine up here too.

Sneaky female santa is a spy for the Golden E corperation. She's sent to kill Dr Strangelove, using her calling card: A golden hammer! The assassination was a success, and she recieved a gold star for her efforts! At the end of the day, she celebrated with some tall pints of beer.

 

[RJ 17]

Edit: Evidently I forgot to name my badges and avatar.

Avatar: The Wraith (An incarnation of death)
Badges: The Riddler (Batman), Joker (Batman), Scar (Lion King), Hot Topic Flame, Spinny Page Button

The Joker and The Riddler get into a fierce argument in a warehouse about the best way to stop Batman.

Riddler: You're just an attention-whore, Joker! All you do is come up with some convoluted scheme to get Batman's attention so he'll come and beat your ass again. What's your over-all goal? To have him kill you and thus break his "One Rule"?!
Joker: HA-HA-HA!!! You're one to talk, Matthew Lesko! At least I've GOT a plan with a definitive goal! All you ever do is come up with convoluted schemes that involve telling Bats how to defeat you!
Riddler: *whacks Joker with his cane* They're RIDDLERS! The point is to prove that not even the world's greatest detective can compete with my vastly superior intellect!
Joker: Pfffft, everybody prefers jokes over riddles! You know why? Because jokes have PUNCHlines!*punches Riddler*

It's at this point a sleek lion with a black mane and a scar over his eye pounces on The Joker and chews his face off before promptly using his claws to rip open The Riddler's stomach, spilling his innards all over the floor. At this point there is an explosion of ethereal flame from which materializes The Wratih. As an incarnation of death itself, he has come to guide the souls of the Batman villains to their eternal resting place. He casts his soul entrapment spell, drawing the souls of Joker and Riddler into a spinning, swirling vortex of madness and despair before kicking the lion in the balls and disappearing in another burst of ethereal flames.

 

[SweetShark]

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If you can, please write down the Avatar and the badges you are using now.
Your story will make sense in the future if someone want to read again This Thread.

 

[SweetShark]

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Oh no, I knew there was human mods in the sites. But I though at the same time was a system that automatically detect a Thread if it doesn't had a text.

I get a lot of warnings in the past only for that reason....

 

[sky14kemea]

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Oh no, I knew there was human mods in the sites. But I though at the same time was a system that automatically detect a Thread if it doesn't had a text.

I get a lot of warnings in the past only for that reason....

Nope, it's all human run. We're a busy lot.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Lets see.

HK 47, Captain Martin Walker, Corvo Attano, Auron and Axton crash land in The Imperium of Man, the Forge World Stygies VIII to be precise.

A homicidal assassin droid, a shell-shocked Delta Force member, a man blessed (or cursed) with the attention of an elderich abomination, a man whose death didn't stop him and Axton verses a planet devoted to the creation of war material and the collection of knowledge.

Hilarity Ensues.

 

[SonofaJohannes]

Yui is hugging Azusa when they suddenly get attacked by the king of the terrible lizards, the powerpuff girls come to their aid, as does Batman who was in the middle of a conversation with fellow rich guy Scrooge, and then the lizard turns into ponies or something like that.
Gimme a couple of minutes and I'll turn that into a real story.

Spoiler: This is what I've got so far

It was a day like any other in the light music club's clubroom, except for the absence of 3/5 of the club. Remaining were the band's two guitarists, Hirasawa Yui and Nakano Azusa.
"Azu-nyan!" Yui shouted as she glomped her underclassman. "Yui-senpai, stop that! I can't breathe!" responded Azusa as she felt her ribs being crushed by her her senpai's loving, but painful embrace. "Besides, we need to practice for the festival."

However, before Yui had a chance to come up with any excuses to not practice, the wall behind them ceased to be behind them, and was instead now around them in the form of broken pieces, and the space where the wall had been was now occupied by something else entirely. It was none other than the King of Terrible Lizards, a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
"Rawr! I have come to steal your cakes!" it roared with a voice so strong it caused the entire school to rumble.
"Oh no!" the two girls exclaimed.

 

[Pinkamena]

Rainbow Dash uses bedroom eyes to lure Keanu Reeves

and Ed Wood

into a hot

threesome. They then venture into ponychat

and get hammered on beer

.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Here goes nothing-

Queen Chrysalis newest plan to take over Canterlot involved a Gundam and then Neo appear in a burst of flame planning to stop her. They battle it out by playing Guild Wars 2 via a PVP match, Queen Chrysalis as a Mesmer and Neo as a Thief.