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[Wickatricka]

Good idea for a thread but I don't really feel like writing a whole story so. My avatar is in your dreams you just don't see him .

 

[Someone Depressing]

Avatar - Apple wearing sailor fuku
Badges - Candy Corn, Lolipop, Face with a name (mask), Forum explorer (Compass), and Make yourself at home (Sofa)

A high school attending apple sat on a sofa after she came from the theatre doing The Phantom of The Opera, and had to use a compass because she forgot where she lives...?

 

[username sucks]

I would just like to say you do a good job of writing in character that I had no choice but to read it in Torgue's voice.

WHAAAT!?!?! IF I WAS TELLING THAT STORY OF BADASSITUDE I WOULD HAVE SPOKEN IT IN CAPS LOCK!!!! NOBODY IN THE FLEXINGTON FAMILY HAS THE PHYSICAL ABILITY TO USE LOWERCASE LETTERS!!! HOW DARE YOU BE SO F****** INSENSITIVE!?!?! MAYBE I SHOULD TEACH YOU TOO BE A PROPER GENTLEMAN[footnote]LIKE THE MAGNIFICENTLY BADASS GENTLEMAN MR TOOOOOORRRRGGUE!!!!![/footnote] BY BLOWING YOU THE F*** UP!!!! WITH TORGUE GUNS!!!! GUNS THAT EXPLODE S***!!!! YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A RETARD TO NOT BUY TORGUE GUNS!!!! MEEDLYY-MEEEDLLY MAAAAAAOOWOWOW!!!!

[color=EXXPLLOOOOOSIOOONNSS!!!!]DID YOU KNOW THE FORUMS HAVE A COLOR CALLED "EXXPLLOOOOOSIOOONNSS!!!!"?!?!?!? I AM SPEAKING MOTHERF****** EXPLOSION RIGHT NOW!!!! THAT'S BADASS!!!! [/color]

[sup](This message from Mr. Torgue does not reflect the views of the Torgue© corporation)[/sup]

[footnote](Now I just hope I don't get modded for a caps lock post outside of forum games. I still stand by my decision. It was completely necessary to use caps lock when writing for Torgue)[/footnote]