Avatar Fights

[Incompl te]

As I am a dog apparently, I use my Chinese star sign powers to contact the dragon and make it eat you. Goodbye now.

 

[Jav3lin]

i interrupt the sign and the dragon eats you instead and invites me in for some tea

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I stuck arsenic in your tea.

Sweet dreams.

 

[Jav3lin]

i discover your plan and force that tea down your throat along with some acid

 

[Incompl te]

While you are having sweet dreams I strangle you with my roses.

 

[Jav3lin]

i wake up and stick them down your throat you choke to death

 

[Incompl te]

I regurgitate them back up and they fire at you like an RPG.

 

[Jav3lin]

i explode but then i rezz back cuz mario loves me and i send mario to kill you with his plumming hat! HAhA! an undefeatable plaaaan

 

[Incompl te]

I steal marios hat and he slowly dies for some reason (mario 64/mario 64 for DS if anyone recalled this happening). I then tak your scarf making you DIE! somehow...anyway i look sexy in my new scarf/hat combo.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Sits back and wacthes as Dkozza brutally stabs out your viscera

 

[Incompl te]

I feed the dragon beer. It becomes drunk and cannot attack me properly. I jump into an ocean and it attempts to follow. Following original Spyro game physics, you drown in the water.

 

[Jav3lin]

i save the dragon and it eats you, me and the dragon go and have some tea

 

[Incompl te]

I poison the tea

 

[Malkavian]

Luckily for me, the tea was poisoned. Funny that, that the tea would be poisoned, just when I was about to fight you. I do that you know. Luck.

EDIT: Also, I'm too slow, it seems. you, my little white friend, receive a thrown knife through that little white head of yours.

 

[Jav3lin]

you look too much at the sun and therefor your eye explodes, you die

 

[stormcaller]

while your watching him look at the sun and die I smash you in the head with a brick.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Physically impossible, rock would have to be 600 feet wide to smash open a Dragon's skull.

You obviously aren't of Cthulhu-size so you fail. And I electrocute you with my breath.

 

[Jav3lin]

i train you as my pet then i eat you