Avatar Fights

[Jav3lin]

kevin huh? i look you up on eBay find nothing, so i put you there!

 

[sky14kemea]

^i annoy you to death by constantly pointing at you
and my different colour eyes shoot rays and melt you? ^w^

 

[NeoAC]

I think the ever popular poison eclair should take care of you. (Sorry that's all I remember from brief glimpses of that show.)

 

[Jav3lin]

i show you your portrait and you die, (ripoff from League of extraordinary gentlemen)

 

[Jesterz]

I stare you down until too much of my awesome intelligence fills your brain and subsequently explodes it. I then eat you.

 

[Velocirapture07]

V might be able to defeat a bunch of dudes with pistols with only knives, but he's never faced a dinosaur with a pet fly has he! The fly distracts him, the dino eats him, simple.

 

[Mr. Fister]

I simply get the answer from the back of the book.

After which, I remove the dark magic inside you, turning you back into a human. You're so grateful that you decide not to fight me, and I leave.

 

[Whiskyjakk]

I drop a cog on your head, squishing you until you are the size of a block of tofu.

 

[Incompl te]

I shove tofu sticks in your mouth and being a carnivore you gag and die...

 

[Mr. Fister]

I simply get the answer from the back of the book.

After which, I remove the dark magic inside you, turning you back into a human. You're so grateful that you decide not to fight me, and I leave.

That sounds alot like the plot of the Legend of Zelda- Twilight Princess...

*waits for the obvious to hit*

Dkozza: I say "no" to your question of "will you be my Valentine?" I then turn around and leave you heartbroken.

 

[bad rider]

I go <url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg> monty python on your ass, then go drink some tea with a dragon. Which is really wierd considering the dragon keeps getting killed.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

I sic the white rabbit on your rabbit

it dies

I win

 

[Jav3lin]

i bring the whole army of iceland and we kick your ass, also i do ninja tricks and youre all like oooooooooo and then i stab you in your brainfucked head.

 

[Incompl te]

the army of Iceland is bribed by my promise of cake.

 

[sniper0501]

I go take a nap with a do not disturb sign put up on my hotel door.

 

[bad rider]

I trap you in a cave using me as bait. Unfortunately rabbit doesn't have the nutritional sustenance to keep you alive.

Check and mate.

 

[Incompl te]

you're already dead...nuff said?