Avatar Fights

[Random Argument Man]

I hit you with a dictionary. You die in a slow death.

NOTE* It doesn't have anything to do with my avatar. Your english skills are terrible.

 

[Combined]

I trip you up in an extremely dangerous moment and you fall head-first into the bubbling bowels of Mt.Doom and are consumed by the flames and lava. Evil villain laughs diabolically and returns to his scheme.

 

[Mr. Fister]

I give the rose I just picked up to you. The gesture of goodwill warms your heart, and you let me leave in peace.

 

[LiL'Tic]

i use my special black people powers to distract you with a peice of raw meat and then trap you in a bear trap

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Launch the letters I, H, P, Y, A, T, and M at your ship. This destroys the ship, with some left over letters.
Then, I unleash my dino at you to destroy ans eat all life boats.

 

[captain awesome 12]

Your Dino scares my kitty, and you don't want to scare the kitty...

Anyway Happy Time Dino is now dead.

 

[ZDP Buckshot]

A Mecha....Thats Pure Platnium... Hmmmm

 

[Random Argument Man]

Q:Now pay attention 007. Here's the TSD Platnium avatar. Under the shield, you will find a red button. What ever you do..DON'T touch it!

Bond a.k.a me: What, this one? BOOM! Woops...

 

[Klagermeister]

Link slices your avatar's throat like Thanksgiving turkey.

 

[NeoAC]

Since I only see one wing, I cripple it, meaning you can't fly, and since you can't fly, you become very easy prey for my steam-powered lawnmower/zamboni.

 

[Yog Sothoth]

the avatar above me is already dead. so i do nothing.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Bullet+Auto Rifle + sick tentecal shooting skills= DEATH!

 

[Incompl te]

You appear to be a painting. I doodle all over you with my pen. You are now very very sad.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Onion Knight casts flare. 'Nuff said.

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty flies in on his pelican and blows your ass up!

 

[Bibliomancer]

The Bruins are destroying you in the playoffs.