Avatar Fights

[the monopoly guy]

Well, I would probably write my good friend Dr. Breen about this neat little town of yours, he would then proceed to "bomb the shit out of them" with rockets containing headcrabs. Only a deranged monk would survive.

 

[Berethond]

Well, using my keen powers of discernment, I ascertain that your only weakness would be a sniper bullet in your cranium. So I use 'Chief-in-a-box' to have Master Chief put a bullet in your head.

 

[Higurashi]

Naomi? Anyway, no you're not. I'll distract you with my unmatchable cuteness, scream your head off with my megaphone when you've let your guard down, let Trinity kick the SHIT out of you, and finish you off by chucking my Forum Explorer star to lodge itself in your fragile skull, you dangling thingie. Don't even need to chug my potion of health.

Edit: Beat to the punch. Heh, that's okay, Resistance. I'll just chug my potion then.

Oh yeah, I forgot she's Trinity, it's been a while since I saw The Matrix.

Yup. Naomi is the badass African-American who used to be in a relationship with Morpheus.
<spoiler=Further off-topic bullshit>I really like her. She's one of few characters with a personality. This shows even more if you play Enter the Matrix where you also get more acquainted with Ghost, who is also pretty cool. He wouldn't be able to beat Trinity though, as he does in that game. However, he IS living in celibacy, and is a pretty philosophical character, which makes me like him even more.

 

[Vivaldi]

The pre planted Claymores take out your One up and the Tactical Walrus squad comes in from all sides and executes you as well and then take up denefsive postitions in preparation.

 

[The Sorrow]

I rip your bloody tusks off and ram them up your bums. Every single one.

 

[Fightgarr]

I would spawn about six goliaths, a few wraiths and a battlecruiser, then shoot your sunglasses to shit.

 

[EvilJester1214]

I'd swarm your goliath with tanks from Left 4 Dead with joker makeup

 

[Berethond]

I use my mask to disguise myself, and then stab you in the back while Trinity distracts you.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I use Emu-vision to see through the mask. Then... I use my awesome beak to peck out your eye. HAW

 

[Combined]

Being combine, I call in backup. Then arrest you for ...er... birdicide, blaster firing, breathing, being a non-combine sergeant, roasting emu, using illegal drugs (Namely HP restorers). Then, after the really really long stun-stick beating, we drag you off to prison.

 

[Knight Templar]

Locking up a innocent killer? That will not do, I'm putting a crusade on your arse, lets see how that mask deals with a beating old testament style.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Pick you up with my stomach tentacles and rip you apart, while I rip your bibles and use them as pea shooter ammo

 

[Fenixius]

The Moon falls on you, Adam Jenson. GG.

 

[Dinnj]

Cheesegrater, did you know Grey Knights had utility belts for on the spot cooking?

 

[dalek sec]

Daleks are supreme, Humans are weak! Using my powerful beam weapon I stop Dinnj with a single shot.

 

[Mr. Fister]

Since Daleks can't be killed by modern Hylain technology, the only way to stop you is by banishing you to the Twilight Realm, which I've already done. Enjoy not having any light for all eternity!

 

[Bling Cat]

I think it's really obvious to all involved how I would take care of any situation my avatar was placed in. Notice the massive sword? And the fact that he's a god? Yeah, I gut Midna/Mr. Fister like a fish.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Snake jumps out of the box, while Link hits you whit his sword.