So... I'm a guy, you're a - wait; are you a girl? I can't tell with all those clothes in the way...
Awful pickup lines
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Well, I suppose I should get this in as soon as possible.
From the mouth of Cpt_Oblivious: [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Cpt_Oblivious]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van
Never heard truer words.
From the mouth of Cpt_Oblivious: [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Cpt_Oblivious]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van
Never heard truer words.
This conversation's giving me an erection, wanna make use of it?
All I have, but the chloroform one is great!
I sometimes say random cheesy pick up lines to one of my best friends (who is female, obviously) just to see how cringeworthy they are.
One I have used on her, which she found dodgy, was:
Your mum's a dog
Your dad's a duck
Forget all the poetry
When can we f**k?
Unless they are easily insulted, use it to show off your poetic brilliance, I dares ya.
All I have, but the chloroform one is great!
I sometimes say random cheesy pick up lines to one of my best friends (who is female, obviously) just to see how cringeworthy they are.
One I have used on her, which she found dodgy, was:
Your mum's a dog
Your dad's a duck
Forget all the poetry
When can we f**k?
Unless they are easily insulted, use it to show off your poetic brilliance, I dares ya.
That one is so awesome, I always laugh when I hear that.hazabaza1 said:
OT: "I have lost my little puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into a cheap motel room.."
'Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.'
OR
'Does this drink taste like rohypnol to you?'
OR
'Does this drink taste like rohypnol to you?'
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.
Not to much a pickup line as a threat I guess XD
Not to much a pickup line as a threat I guess XD
Girl: Did you just call me a pole dancer?
Me: No, but I'd love to see you try.
I don't know where that came from at the time, but the look on her face was priceless.
Me: No, but I'd love to see you try.
I don't know where that came from at the time, but the look on her face was priceless.
I once overheard a girl say, "I'd beatus your vir". Substituting the latin out and it's roughly, "I'd bless your man". I managed to not laugh.
"I think you need to be introduced to my friend, Mike Hawk"
also (this one gets 'em every time)
"Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause you look magically delicious
also (this one gets 'em every time)
"Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause you look magically delicious
