Awkward and Useless Superpowers

[kouriichi]

Engulfing yourself in fire gives you the ability to control water.

 

[The Last Gaijin]

The ability to transform into a slug

 

[SEXTON HALE]

The power of being a fat italian plumber with no powers at all.

 

[Powereaver]

The Ability to predict the past! now thats pointless

 

[Lizardon]

I've got very mild superpowers!

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Your powers only use when you'e died.

 

[angryfish]

Having an otherwise useful superpower without any of the required secondary powers:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RequiredSecondaryPowers

A good example being the guy that appears in 20:28 - 21:42 of this video:


If for whatever reason you don't want to / can't watch it, the guy has superspeed, but not super reflexes (first thing he does is run into a tree), stamina ("good grief, my muscles are going to be sore again tomorrow"), or control of inertia (he runs into a rainstorm at superspeed and it shreds him)

 

[Aidan Goldthorpe]

Having an otherwise useful superpower without any of the required secondary powers:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RequiredSecondaryPowers

There goes my evening.

OT: Being immune to fire, when you're on the sun.

 

[Razor Z7]

You can walk through walls. But only if you are standing still.

 

[Auron225]

You can have control over someones mind, but only when your finger is up their ass...

'They call me... ZE PUPPETEER!!! Muahahahahaha!!'
Heh, but yeah...
Um...
Probably the power to know every fact there is about anything, but only when it's completely irrelevant.
That and Batfink.
Oooohhh Batfink. How we laugh at you.

Ahahaha!! You just made my day!! XD

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Spoiler: You have the super power of contortion but only when men are watching you.

 

[IamQ]

You can have control over someones mind, but only when your finger is up their ass...

Oh man, you don't know how much that made me crack up.

OT: The power to create food right in front of you, but it only works when you take a shit.

 

[370999]

The ability to produce copious amounts of mucus.

The ability to implode, killing yourself but not harming anyone else.

 

[Monkeybald]

The power to change both butt cheeks into an extra pair of arms.

X-ray vision, but the only things you can see are socks.

The ability to fly, but only when making noises like an emperor penguin.

The power to shoot freeze rays out of your nostrils.

Change large bills into pennies (or lowest form of currency) by touching them.

 

[3quency]

The power of ham.
Not the ability to produce ham, or the ability to be a large ham, just the power of ham.

 

[Jedamethis]

The power to sprout tentacles from your nether regions. They die and start to decompose after a few minutes.

 

[Agow95]

and now for another example of being blessed with amazing superpowers

 

[ProperRussian]

Taps man.
burnt face man.
mashed-potato-in-a-sock man.
Have-a-nice-day man.