Just be polite and respectful. Alternatively, you could wrestle a bear in front of them to prove you are dedicated to protecting their 'little girl'. That always goes over well.Evil Smurf said:
Edit: By the way, your avatar disgusts me.
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Edit: By the way, your avatar disgusts me.
What eps was that :S. I am talking the episode when Milhouses parents get a divorce (A Milhouse Divided). I don't really watch new episodes anymore so if it is past season 14 or so I likely never saw it so that explains why I don't know the line.Jenvas1306 said:
Also I hear ya me n my gf have been together for 6 1/2 years and I am glad we don't really fight. The only time we fight is when she has mood swings which she usually just apologizes for after 10 min anyways.
I was quoting Homer, the greek poet, not homer simpson. you know, to go full smart-assaba1 said:
well, my hormone level is stable, but I got such moods too, but luckily my bf doesnt get into fights over that. If there is need for a talk, we do so when we are both calm. I guess it comes down to actually wanting a relationship with someone, not just fun and drama...aba1 said:
I have a question, how do I make a good impression on her parents? Her mum likes me but I have only met her mum at the party me and my girlfriend hooked up at. She is going to ask me to meet her parents sooner or later, I don't want to stuff it up.
manic_depressive13 said:Just be polite and respectful. Alternatively, you could wrestle a bear in front of them to prove you are dedicated to protecting their 'little girl'. That always goes over well. There is a shortage of bears in Australia, will a crocodile or large spider work?
Lies!manic_depressive13 said:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ok033pQP1r63pb5o1_250.gif
OMG! the cats, all the cats! I didnt notice before, but OMG! all the cats!Evil Smurf said:
I'm alright no worries. Well make her happy. good parents wont care about too much else and bad parents.. who cares?
Evil Smurf said:You could tackle a wombat- those little feckers are vicious. Or I guess you could punch a koala. They look sort of bear-like.manic_depressive13 said:Just be polite and respectful. Alternatively, you could wrestle a bear in front of them to prove you are dedicated to protecting their 'little girl'. That always goes over well. There is a shortage of bears in Australia, will a crocodile or large spider work?
You make me sick.Evil Smurf said:
I have carefully crafted my badge order to be cats only XD Cats are the best animal after allJenvas1306 said:
well thats your opinion, I'm more a dog person.Evil Smurf said:
On the other hand, someone who does that is either a nice person or something to worry about. So hide your crazy or show your nice and her parents are probably gonna be alright.
But doesnt this feel like there is a bad pussy joke just waiting to fall off the ceiling?
Not always, one of my ex's dad just stared at me and said "A bear? You some kind of poofer?"manic_depressive13 said:
He was far more impressed when I whipped a shark to death with a taipan.
I have carefully crafted my badge order to be cats only XD Cats are the best animal after all
I'll just be my charming, funny and generous self then
I will end you!
*hides dead bodies* I think that should do it.Jenvas1306 said:
I'll just be my charming, funny and generous self then
http://gifs8.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img2339.gifmanic_depressive13 said:
I will end you!
http://2012bloghoax.s3.amazonaws.com/koala02.jpgRhombusHatesYou said:
I don't know, this looks pretty angry. Where the hell am I going to find a shark in the suburbs?
Pffft... The biggest threat a koala poses is making you retch from the stink... or possibly if one fucks you and give you chlamydia (a large percentage of koala's have it... leading to some very entertaining theories on how that happened)Evil Smurf said:
Not that I have anything against koalas. I've never shot one nor crush one's skull with my boot. That would be illegal.
You'd be surprised.
You know what 'trolling' is as fishing term? It's where you drag a bait behind your boat at high speed to see what attacks it (it's also the origin of internet meaning of trolling... and before anyone tries to interject, I don't mean trawling, that's completely fucking different)... anyyyyyyyyyway...
Okay, so what you want to do is chain a homeless person/tourist/lawyer to the towbar on your car and take it for a spin around, preferably following the main drainage lines. Pay attention to sudden drag and when you feel a big jolt, get out with a cricket bat and be ready to stun your catch.
Or if you're in Brisbane, there're bullsharks in the river (and one in a water hazard/mini-lake thingy at a golf course)
What turns me on is typing my men up and repeatedly hitting them in the testicles with a baseball bat. I'm a total ***** if a man doesn't let me whack his bits.DevilWithaHalo said:
Seriously though, you have no right to say she needs to cater to your desires if she doesn't want to do it. If they don't want to, you can't make them, or try guilt trip them, that's a pretty self destructive thing to do.
I absolutely hate feet. If I had a partner who had a fetish for his feet being sucked he can either go fuck himself, do it himself, find someone else, or make do with the other ways I can please him.
If someone asked me to dress up in tight leather, I'd laugh in their face. I want to feel sexy too, not looking down and seeing how horrible I'd look in something like that. There's usually compromises you can work on though.
Some people are a bit funny about sucking cock for example. I know I was at one point, I mean, it's where the guy pees from? and it touches the toilet bowl when they sit down to go to the toilet? As long as my mans clean I don't care now. It can't really be helped if some ladies don't want to put it in their mouths (or you know, wherever on her body you stick it, I'm not here to judge) it's not always because they don't want to please you. Or if it is, and she's a selfish lover, I would try talk to her about it or get rid.
OT: I just can't stand being lied to. It'll hurt me less if you tell me you want to fuck Susie from work from the start so I can let you do that and leave before I'm cheated on.
Another thing is lying when I have blatant proof of the crime. If you put one toe out of line, I will always find out. Always.
And here I've always been taught that all gay men were extremely effeminate, had zero inhibitions and are obsessed with how everyone and everything around them looks at all times.Dags90 said:
Are...are you suggesting the movies lied to me all these years?
A lot of birds will tell you it's a hygene issue or that they hate 'falling in' when they forget to check if the seat is down... but through long and arduous seconds of totally making-shit-up, I've come to the conclusion that most birds are just jealous that they can't piss standing up.Shanicus said:
I am a very good cook. My mum is a cook and she taught me, I moved out when I was 18 and I cook home-made meals almost every night. I now also do baking in my spare time. Sucha woman...Shanicus said:
As for your toilet seat question, it makes sense to keep it down. 3 out of 4 times it's down (women have it down to pee and number two, men have it down to number two and up to pee) even if the woman is outnumbered, that still stands unless she lives with men who don't have arseholes.
Dirty laundry on the floor annoys me more /: