awsome wepons that you have thought of

[Riddle78]

A watermellon,which follows the victim around,spouting obcenities in a high pitched voice with a high rate of occurence,at almost three curses a second (Wow...Sounds like your average Xbox LIVE player...). The more you try to escape, the louder, more high-pitched, and more frequent the curses become. If you try to destroy the watermellon, it'd behave like the Hydra of myth; replicate. That's right;it'd split in half and then there would be TWO Cursemellons! The only way to be rid of it permanently is to eat it, and once eaten, it explodes with the force of 5 kilogrames of C4 plastique explosie. Prices start at $150.00 CDN. Any takers?

 

[Jake0fTrades]

An AIDS implant, neurotoxin released into your bloodstream that not only gives you immunity but also the ability to give other people AIDS by touching them. What could possibly beat walking up to someone and yelling...

"Guess what? BOOM! Now you have AIDS."

 

[potatowave]

I wish youtube still had this video clip from Fist of the North Star, there were these bad guys with sniper rifles that SHOOT KNIVES.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I've been kicking an idea around for a few years. A bomb that converts the nitrogen in the air into liquid nitrogen and freezes everything. I call it the Cryo-Bomb

 

[Look-a-Hill]

An octopus that throws sharks with swordfish in their mouths. 8 at a time, and get some serious spin going and everyone is going to die... assuming you're in the ocean.

Though its not really a weapon.

 

[SpireOfFire]

"FORM BLAZING SWORD!!!"

how about a gun that shoots chainsaws.

 

[Discrodia]

A rifle that shoots sprays of glowing derby hats!