Bacon

[Sexy Street]

I was arguing with my brother and somehow the topic got off track. I was eating bacon, and like an asshole, my brother attacked me for it. He said that nothing good can come from eating bacon. He than looked at my computer and attacked that saying it ruins lives. He than drove away from my house, as I was confused, reading my emails and eating my breakfast.
So... anything good about bacon/computers?
List em.
Internet does not count/ games do not count.

 

[Ciarang]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

 

[3rd rung]

what?

 

[mokes310]

Bacon makes everything better!

 

[Sexy Street]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

because it is delicious but I cant say anything about nutrition

 

[GodofDisaster]

Um bacon is tasty and the intenet provides entertainment for bored people.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well
Bacon- Bacon. Normally a good thing. at least you're not eating Humans.
Computer- Technology. Bow down to the machine! Do not hide your worship!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Bacon makes everything better!

I just looked up 'bacon' in google, and found a picture of a woman in a bacon bikini. Your point has been proven.

 

[APPCRASH]

So your brother attacked you over bacon and computers and you didn't emasculate him or beat the shit out of him?

You don't deserve the right to consume the holy bacon.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Your brother attacked bacon and your computer?. Then you want to know if there is anything good about bacon/computers?.

...

Ok!..

..Um, Bacon is yummy and computers let you play games and go on the interwebs.

Edit: Oh and punch the frakker in the throat the next time he attacks you when you're eating!.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Bacon on a subway sub.

 

[TheZapper]

So, your brother just randomly attacked two of the greatest things of all time?

Just ignore him and enjoy your bacon and computer.

 

[BenzSmoke]

Bacon is a red meat so it helps muscle development. Computors and the internet let you ask strange questions to people you don't know.

 

[Sexy Street]

So your brother attacked you over bacon and computers and you didn't emasculate him or beat the shit out of him?

You don't deserve the right to consume the holy bacon.

Well he drove off before I could do anything...

 

[Urgh76]

Welcome to the Escapist! Feel free to post shit like this that makes absolutely no sense in the most aggravating manner!

OT: bacon is delicious and disgusting

 

[Jedamethis]

Computers let you do work and calculate things
Bacon gives you sustenance, keeping you alive.
All good!

 

[Amnestic]

Spoiler: Obligatory XKCD comic

If I have a bacon sandwich for breakfast, my day generally ends well. If I don't, there seems to be a higher likelihood of something going wrong.

Clearly, therefore, we can extrapolate that Bacon is meat made out of Luck.

 

[Jaranja]

Pork, it's the meat of kings.
It's made from swine so it sure tastes fine.

Internet has porn? And, without the internet, email wouldn't exist, everyone would have to write things down and send them to each other.

 

[wikicated]

well computers have advanced many other subjects such as the sciences medicine and have helped mathmeticians
/proffesional

*clears throat for attention*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

 

[APPCRASH]

So your brother attacked you over bacon and computers and you didn't emasculate him or beat the shit out of him?

You don't deserve the right to consume the holy bacon.

Well he drove off before I could do anything...

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one.