Bacon

[chefassassin2]

Bacon is meat candy.
There is really no other way to put it.
I pity your brother now.

And I love my computer too. It brings me here!

Yupyup, this right here. Bacon has to be, in my opinion, one of the greatest food items ever created by whatever created, y'know, everything. It truly is meat candy. They even have Bacon flavored edible undies and Bacon gumballs! Genius!! As for the computer, without it, I'd have to keep track of all my orders, inventory, and timekeeping for everyone on paper, which would cause me to lose at least a couple hours each day that could be spent making sure my guests and customers are having an enjoyable meal. So yeah, Bacon=Awesome, computer=quite necessary.

 

[Magnatek]

Bacon is delicious, especially on chicken covered with melted mozzarella cheese. I always have it with waffles whenever I can. As for the computer, without it, you wouldn't have been able to type this, would you? In fact, unless you had a old time typewriter, you wouldn't be able to type even the most basic letter. Sure, you could write it, but I think that typed letters seem more professional.

 

[Ciarang]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

Can I ask you a question then, good.
Is a Vegan the same thing as a Vegetarian? I just want to make sure I'm getting it right.?

No, vegetarians don't eat animals, but eat animal products ( milk, cheese ect.. )

But vegans don't eat any animals or animal products.

Which are you? I'm guessing Vegetarian. What do you think of the kind you aren't? Has anyone ever thrown meat at you?

Ok, I must confess, I eat fish, but not meat. I think it's a peskitarian, don't ask me why, I was brought up like that, I just say vegetarian because then I get less abuse blasted at me.

I do know many vegan people, and they're... normal people?
I mean, their diet can be a bit restrictive, but you wouldn't spot them in a crowd.

And oh, people have often held pieces of meat annoying near me, sometimes intentional, but no one has ever gone as far as to throw something at me... yet.

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

-snip-

I should've probably said "I don't understand why it's so popular" or something.

And I don't really think much of it, I mean, I was brought up not to eat meat and questioned it a bit, just to find that I was fine with it.

Y'know, I really have to hand it to you, I looked at my post again and thought "Oh great, I sound like I'm trying to pick a fight" even though that's absolutely NOT what I was trying to do. I'm not a troll by any stretch of the imagination...

You could have jumped down my throat and said all kinds of nasty things but you didn't, you reaffirmed your beliefs and explained your reasons, and for that I salute you!

Does this mean there's hope for Herbivores and Omnivores to live together in harmony after all? Should we dare to dream?

BTW, I love vegetarian cooking, just not the politics knowwhatImean?

Oh no problem, I always try to reason with people instead of snapping at people.

And yes, it'd be nice if Herbivores and Omnivores could live in harmony, but I doubt it's going to happen any time soon... *sigh*
Also, vegetarian cooking is wonderful .

[small]Holy carp I spent ages writing this...[/small]

 

[ottenni]

Yes, your brother may leave you in anger, but the bacon will always be with you. And is tasty.

 

[gbemery]

Bacon makes the world go round

 

[General Vagueness]

Why didn't you just tell him you were saving that bacon?

 

[LeonLethality]

Bacon on a subway sub.

*drools* good thing there is a subway close or I would hate you for making me want some x.x

 

[Gavmando]

I'm a vego, but I used to love bacon. T'was good stuff.

I dont think I could have brought myself to eat this stuff though.

 

[thom_cat_]

My freind has created the website "www.yourmum.in/bed"
and we have a bacon page.
http://www.yourmum.in/bacon

its a free to edit encyclopaedia of awesome.
Don't worry, if someone messes with a page we'll revert it back to it's previous awesome.

 

[recoverytwo]

without computers we wouldnt have the office (i hate it but everyone elss loves it)
Star wars came out of computers

bacon is deliscious

The End

 

[Arcadia2000]

Bacon makes burgers better, and computers make homework easier and allow us to explore worlds too small or fine for human ability. SCIENCE! And WORDPROCESSING! And DOUBLE BACON BURGERS!