Bacon.

[SixWingedAsura]

All right, show of hands.

Who here (besides myself) thinks that bacon can make EVERYTHING better? Seriously, the stuff goes good in ICE CREAM. (Thank you Denny's).

And if you don't think it makes everything better, what food item can it not improve?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Bacon makes everything better. It is the greatest meat in the world. Anyone who believes otherwise is mistaken.

Mistaken.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

you get bacon ice cream now?
damn britain. i want bloody bacon ice cream! is it just ice cream with a slice of bacon on the top, or is it crispy bacon...
damn you, OP, youve made me 'bacon hungry'.
be right back...

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I like bacon and all, but I've never been a bacon fanatic.

Pepperoni though, hot damn...

 

[lord.jeff]

I don't think it could improve a fruit pie.

 

[blaqknoise]

I don't think it could improve a fruit pie.

You never know until you try.

 

[yookiwooki]

Bacon on ice cream? Where do I sign up?

 

[renegade7]

I used to crumble up bits of bacon and put it in scrambled eggs...was pretty damn good

 

[Kuchinawa212]

It's so good that's why you should always care Tactical Bacon

Real product if you can believe it

 

[EBonhawk09]

Have you ever had bacon in mac n' cheese? It's delicious! Now I'm really hungry for bacon...

 

[Lashus]

for my last birthday I got bacon vodka!

 

[zombiestrangler]

Bacon is awesome. Epic Meal Time is like porn.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

The only way you can play the Oregon trail is to load up on nothing but bullets and bacon.

 

[infohippie]

as far as i know the only food stuff bacon cannot make better is in fact bacon itself.

Of course it can! More bacon is inherently better than less bacon, right? Therefore adding more bacon will make bacon better!

 

[FamoFunk]

Currently cooking Bacon as I type. Truly is the food of Gods. Gotta be the right Bacon, though.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Fuck my arteries. I'm going to eat Bacon 'til the day I die.

 

[Ddgafd]

Spoiler: I don't like bacon

It's good, but I don't think it's the best thing ever.