Bad habits you aren't quitting

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Reading forums. Smoking (and yes I am aware of the effects). Cracking any joint that will pop. Biting nails (they irritate me for some reason). Eating foods cooked in grease.
Why do I not stop doing these things? Because I feel life is to be enjoyed. Maybe some of these things will prolong my life. However, I do not feel that a long life equates a good life. If I live long and enjoy my life thoroughly I can die happy. If I live a shorter life because some of the things that make me happy may shorten my life, then I will STILL DIE HAPPY.
But I will not quit the things I enjoy to add a few more years (potentially) to my life.

BTW: reading forums was supposed to be the joke, but perhaps its too late for me to be humorous without more caffeine.

 

[Sirisaxman]

Smoking weed, watching porn and playing video games. =)

 

[The_Amazing_G]

I should be doing my homework now.. Bad habit...

I also crack my knuckles, neck, and back constantly.

 

[instantbenz]

I crack my knux and neck all the time. I smoke cigars, but I'm in it for the taste so I don't inhale it. I sleep too little, but if I sleep too much I get headaches. And lastly energy drinks. I don't drink them daily, but every few days I'm just a sucker for a monster or a nos.

I think that's all I got .

 

[auronvi]

Currently trying not to masturbate to porn all the time...
But I don't WANT to quit... but I think I do it too much.
HELP ME!

 

[sheic99]

Sometimes I don't blow up a credit card building.

What about destroying museums with other buildings?

 

[SimuLord]

My cardiologist told me I'd better give up caffeine and fast food if I want to live to 50.

It's very obvious I don't want to live to 50.

You don't seem either old enough or fat enough to warrant a cardiologist...unless there's something else. I know I wasn't supposed to have caffeine growing up because I had a messed up tricuspid valve. I've been a bit of a caffeine junkie since middle school. Also nail biting, back cracking, etc.

Thank you for the kind words (such as they were), but I had a heart attack at thirty---due largely to stress, since apparently the problem was not one of blocked arteries but of an arrythmia gone horribly, nearly fatally wrong. The docs said "the only thing we can think of is stress---have you been having a lot of work stress?" I laughed and said "Care to put that in writing so I can literally tell my boss he's been killing me?"

 

[tavelkyosoba]

Same man I gotta stop cracking. If the old wives tale is true then I want to be able to use my hands when I'm older.

Yeah I've heard that cracking actually prevents arthritis.

As far as I know there's only been one case study on knuckle cracking which was performed by an orthopedic surgeon who, for sixty years, cracked the knuckles on his left hand but not his right...and he noticed no difference.

A life well spent if you ask me.

My bad habits, procrastinating on the computer and nail biting. I don't consider grilling in my skinnies a "bad" habbit, I enjoy it too much.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Smoking. Drinking. Nail-biting. Neck-cracking.
And, of course, internet.

I am incorrigible. Fuck you everyone else.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Sometimes I don't blow up a credit card building.

What about destroying museums with other buildings?

Oh, I do that everyday.

 

[FurinKazanNZ]

Procrastination, maybe finger joint clicking. They're the only things I'm really bad at not doing.

 

[Sovreign]

World of Warcraft.

Though... I think with the recent patch I may finally have had enough.

hopefully next tuesday they will fix that crap...

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Well, I crack my knuckles. That's not really a bad habit though. From what I've read it doesn't cause problems like people think... >>'

I suppose a bad habit I have... I don't plan on quiting my being anti-social? If anything it's getting worse. I mean... I'm still making friends, and I like don't even know how it's happening. However, with more friends the less social I need to be. If that makes any sense... So yea, I don't plan on socializing much anytime soon.

 

[Dags90]

Thank you for the kind words (such as they were), but I had a heart attack at thirty---due largely to stress, since apparently the problem was not one of blocked arteries but of an arrhythmia gone horribly, nearly fatally wrong. The docs said "the only thing we can think of is stress---have you been having a lot of work stress?" I laughed and said "Care to put that in writing so I can literally tell my boss he's been killing me?"

Neato (obligatory "Did it hurt?"). Every now and then I get palpitations and think "This is probably just the caffeine..." with the small shadow of a doubt my heart may explode (quite graphically) at any moment.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

I masturbate endlessly to necrophilia.

Yeah, that joke sucked. I have a lot of bad habits but currently only one comes to mind; I sniff markers. Dunno why, I just like the smell and I'm not very observant so without even noticing I'll had it in my left or right hand.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Can I say mastubation? I'm kind of hooked on it, well least it isn't doing me any physical harm. And it's great stress relief!

 

[starhaven]

the internet and games i spend to much of my time on both

 

[cWg | Konka]

fucking other peoples girlfriends, i know its wrong but it feels so good. alot more fun then single girls

 

[blankedboy]

Fap.

That, and joint cracking, nail biting/ripping, etc...

 

[Turtlecatpurrz]

Procrastination.... Internet... nail biting, and picking... Too many sweets... Staying up too late.. waking up too late.. lack of motivation... cracking my ankles.. Those are just the one's I'm willing to share with the internet.