Bad Ideas for Modern Warfare 3
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"Well we thought we'd ask the fans, so we joined random games online and started asking people. All the people who didn't have their mics turned off loudly and squeeckily anounced that the next installment should include more grenade launchers, RPGs, and akimbo shotguns. In responce, online match making will include nothing but grenade launchers, RPGs, akimbo shotguns, one man army pro, and comando pro. We've also decided to add plenty of blind corners, and long hallways in the maps."
ALL RADAR ALL THE TIME! 70% of the screen is a radar showing all other players with their current weapon, remaining ammo and health.
new perk 'FUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN THE ASS YOU ***** ASS MEXICAN FUCKING JEW LIZARD SHITCUNT ****** BASTARD NOOB' you are invisible, all guns are akimbo and have underslung bayonet launchers with infinite ammo, you can shoot and look down sights while sprinting, select any player on the radar to instantly teleport and stab them from behind, anyone you kill respawns with no weapons and killing you deonates a nuke which ends the game and rewards all kills to you. other players cannot mute your headset mic.
new perk 'FUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN THE ASS YOU ***** ASS MEXICAN FUCKING JEW LIZARD SHITCUNT ****** BASTARD NOOB' you are invisible, all guns are akimbo and have underslung bayonet launchers with infinite ammo, you can shoot and look down sights while sprinting, select any player on the radar to instantly teleport and stab them from behind, anyone you kill respawns with no weapons and killing you deonates a nuke which ends the game and rewards all kills to you. other players cannot mute your headset mic.
That, really.Irridium said:
I didn't actually mind MW2. It's certaintly nowhere near as bad as almost everyone here makes it out to be. But there are problems that could have been easily fixed, I'm not deluded.
FUCK! I was gonna say that but in this way: "a really bad idea is acculy to make it."^^Karim Saad said:
Wait wait wait wait!... Wait! Have you even played World at War?VelvetHorror said:
The two last kill-streaks it had were EXTREMELY overpowered, and very easy to get.
Artillery-strike (5 kills) made a rather large area totally inaccessible for about 15 seconds and was fully able to be placed in spawning-areas.
Dogs (7 kills) spawned a large pack of attack-dogs, flooding the whole map for about 20 seconds, insta-killing enemies on contact, too fast to run from and even if you managed to kill one, it would be replaced with a new one instantly.
Getting artillery on a big server could start the circle of grieving, with that person quickly getting 3 more kills from the falling bombs, getting dogs, die, wait out for the dog to kill 5-7 people and then start over.
Its a nice game.. But the dogs ruined it :/
1. Zero recoil for every weapon.
2. Any damage from a shotgun is an instant kill.
3. Commando is a default player trait.
4. 2 more perk slots that contain perks such as "Psychic"(displays enemy positions with a red glow like SitRep at all times, unlocked at level 2) and "Sharp Bullets"(all projectiles travel through walls until they exit the map boundary, if players haven't hit anything they are awarded a free kill on the enemy player doing the worst)
5. All weapons have an M203 that is fully automatic with a capacity of 10.
6. Sniper rifles are a 1 hit anywhere on the body except the chest, neck and head.
7. All killstreaks are perks available from the start once every life.
8. Players start with 3 grenades that can be detonated manually at any time.
9. Auto-aim.
10. You choose exactly where you spawn after you die.
11. More points awarded for kills achieved while standing still behind the enemy.
12. After every game those who did the best are put on a single team while those who did poorly are put on another team with penalties on movement speed, weapon damage and are restricted from communicating.
13. Inability to quit.
14. Silencers make guns more powerful.
15. At the start players spawn in full view of the enemy team.
16. Riot shields with guns on the front with poison tipped bayonets.
17. Homing throwing knives that pass through walls.
18. Every single map is a remake from past CoD games.
19. Online subscription fees.
20. Single player sold seperately (2 hours long at full retail price).
2. Any damage from a shotgun is an instant kill.
3. Commando is a default player trait.
4. 2 more perk slots that contain perks such as "Psychic"(displays enemy positions with a red glow like SitRep at all times, unlocked at level 2) and "Sharp Bullets"(all projectiles travel through walls until they exit the map boundary, if players haven't hit anything they are awarded a free kill on the enemy player doing the worst)
5. All weapons have an M203 that is fully automatic with a capacity of 10.
6. Sniper rifles are a 1 hit anywhere on the body except the chest, neck and head.
7. All killstreaks are perks available from the start once every life.
8. Players start with 3 grenades that can be detonated manually at any time.
9. Auto-aim.
10. You choose exactly where you spawn after you die.
11. More points awarded for kills achieved while standing still behind the enemy.
12. After every game those who did the best are put on a single team while those who did poorly are put on another team with penalties on movement speed, weapon damage and are restricted from communicating.
13. Inability to quit.
14. Silencers make guns more powerful.
15. At the start players spawn in full view of the enemy team.
16. Riot shields with guns on the front with poison tipped bayonets.
17. Homing throwing knives that pass through walls.
18. Every single map is a remake from past CoD games.
19. Online subscription fees.
20. Single player sold seperately (2 hours long at full retail price).
Forget Painkiller! Lets go, Crack Addict! Make it so your character never feels pain, but needs to buy some more every death!