bad news for guys with a gamer girlfriend

[FirmartheTrilby]

...I've got one question...So what? Even if they REALLY enjoy games more than sex, I still don't see the problem. Is this just kind of pointless or I am missing a point?

 

[Gudrests]

Why are these numbers surprising to anyone? A game can go all night without a break, all the next day, and into the next night...a guy, well, not so much....;-) And it is very irritating to have someone feelin ya up when you are trying to beat a level.

I don't think I would have much of a problem with someone I'm dating feeling me up when I'm trying to finish a level....Sounds pretty awesome if you ask me lol. Then again I don't date ugly....WEll I guess no one does ya know the whole Beauty in the eye of the beholder thing but still...I don't date no ugly lol

 

[Rabish Bini]

Why are these numbers surprising to anyone? A game can go all night without a break, all the next day, and into the next night...a guy, well, not so much....;-) And it is very irritating to have someone feelin ya up when you are trying to beat a level.

You clearly haven't met me

OT: Yeah, seen this before. These women clearly haven't met me either

 

[Weaver]

That's what happens when you're polling teenagers.

 

[Blow_Pop]

On the other hand, this is kind-of good news for us girls with gamer girlfriends!

Exactly. And why not combine the two? Sex and videogames are amazing together. Though truthfully I enjoy both equally. Now off to finish some more of inFamous!*wooshes away onto her non-facebook games*

Just 70% of women enjoy sex?

Is there something up with them, or are they just with really, really terrible guys?

and yes we are with really, really terrible guys apparently......or at least I have been.......

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I'm sorry, but that image made me laugh waaaay more than it should have. I'm on break at work and people are turning to look at me wondering why I am laughing my ass off.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I say screw statistics and long live common sense. If statistics showed me anything it's that we live in a either verry depressing or plain dumb world so I wouldn't worry about it. I just relate to what I see and not what some random statistic shows me.

Also it's not like you can't combine the 2

exactly. that just means there are 5% of gamer women who dont enjoy sex. that means that nearly 27.5% of all women dont enjoy sex. and take out lesbians and asexuals, remove gay men from the equation... theres lots of girls left over for the fucking.

 

[Detective Prince]

Yes but 100% women in that survey have not been with me. Gentlemen with a few contact details from Doritos i intend to fix these statistics!

im so sorry i coudnt help but make the obvious joke = P seriously though im more concerned that more women prefer shopping over sex! I hate shopping :/

Also i wish some of these women gamers would buy headsets. Im sure theyd have something more interesting to say than 90% of the gobshites on xbox live. Plus it cant hurt to have a more vocal role in the online gaming community

The gobshites are the reason we don't buy headsets. Honestly I've had my Xbox for over 2 years now. Had my headset for the same amount of time. It's pristine and still in it's bag. XD

OT: Why do we care what Doritos say?

Real men will never compare to the ones found in games anyway. *sigh* We just have to make do with the real ones. The game ones we can turn off when they get annoying. XD

 

[Kirkby]

Yes but 100% women in that survey have not been with me. Gentlemen with a few contact details from Doritos i intend to fix these statistics!

im so sorry i coudnt help but make the obvious joke = P seriously though im more concerned that more women prefer shopping over sex! I hate shopping :/

Also i wish some of these women gamers would buy headsets. Im sure theyd have something more interesting to say than 90% of the gobshites on xbox live. Plus it cant hurt to have a more vocal role in the online gaming community

The gobshites are the reason we don't buy headsets. Honestly I've had my Xbox for over 2 years now. Had my headset for the same amount of time. It's pristine and still in it's bag. XD

OT: Why do we care what Doritos say?

Real men will never compare to the ones found in games anyway. *sigh* We just have to make do with the real ones. The game ones we can turn off when they get annoying. XD

Ah thats actually a very good point, now i think about it i only ever use my headset to talk to my friends in party chat. Maybe the gobshites are the only ones speaking is cause all the normal people are in parties. Perhaps we should all start talking more so we can meet normal people and start enjoying the online community more (lol how idealistic of me).

Also we listen to doritos cause they make a damn tasty crisp = P Idk why theyv suddenly developed an interest into gaming and sex.. time will reveal all

 

[Detective Prince]

Yes but 100% women in that survey have not been with me. Gentlemen with a few contact details from Doritos i intend to fix these statistics!

im so sorry i coudnt help but make the obvious joke = P seriously though im more concerned that more women prefer shopping over sex! I hate shopping :/

Also i wish some of these women gamers would buy headsets. Im sure theyd have something more interesting to say than 90% of the gobshites on xbox live. Plus it cant hurt to have a more vocal role in the online gaming community

The gobshites are the reason we don't buy headsets. Honestly I've had my Xbox for over 2 years now. Had my headset for the same amount of time. It's pristine and still in it's bag. XD

OT: Why do we care what Doritos say?

Real men will never compare to the ones found in games anyway. *sigh* We just have to make do with the real ones. The game ones we can turn off when they get annoying. XD

Ah thats actually a very good point, now i think about it i only ever use my headset to talk to my friends in party chat. Maybe the gobshites are the only ones speaking is cause all the normal people are in parties. Perhaps we should all start talking more so we can meet normal people and start enjoying the online community more (lol how idealistic of me).

Also we listen to doritos cause they make a damn tasty crisp = P Idk why theyv suddenly developed an interest into gaming and sex.. time will reveal all

Normal people are no fun though Just people who aren't gobshites is a good enough start. I accidentally spoke on my friend's headset playing MW2 ages ago.

Wow they don't take too kindly to a girl getting the winning kill...

They do make good crisps but try mixing doritos, sex and gaming and you end up with a mess and my friend's ever-classic pick-up line "You can pull my right trigger if you want me to fire..."

*cringes* That was a bad experience.

 

[Flauros]

Well, if Doritos says so....

 

[Kirkby]

Normal people are no fun though Just people who aren't gobshites is a good enough start. I accidentally spoke on my friend's headset playing MW2 ages ago.

Wow they don't take too kindly to a girl getting the winning kill...

They do make good crisps but try mixing doritos, sex and gaming and you end up with a mess and my friend's ever-classic pick-up line "You can pull my right trigger if you want me to fire..."

*cringes* That was a bad experience.

HA its now my new mission in life to successfully use that pick up line. Nd they took badly too it? Dicks. Though the amount of abuse i get for sniping is unreal. I think they just moan when they arnt winning = / Though it is CoD its hardly known for its friendly atmosphere

 

[Detective Prince]

Normal people are no fun though Just people who aren't gobshites is a good enough start. I accidentally spoke on my friend's headset playing MW2 ages ago.

Wow they don't take too kindly to a girl getting the winning kill...

They do make good crisps but try mixing doritos, sex and gaming and you end up with a mess and my friend's ever-classic pick-up line "You can pull my right trigger if you want me to fire..."

*cringes* That was a bad experience.

HA its now my new mission in life to successfully use that pick up line. Nd they took badly too it? Dicks. Though the amount of abuse i get for sniping is unreal. I think they just moan when they arnt winning = / Though it is CoD its hardly known for its friendly atmosphere

XD It's like owning a vagina makes it impossible for you to pick up a controller, move an analog stick to aim and then push a button to fire. -.-

If you ever use that line successfully you must provide evidence!!!

 

[Shiny Rabbit]

There are ways of getting your girlfriend/boyfriend away from a game, you know

 

[Revolution -X-]

Doritos?
The company that makes the Doritos snack?
Why would they do this?

I was wondering that, too.
Somebody? Anybody? Nobody?
Got an answer for this?