bad pickup lines.

[THEMILKMAN]

I would buy you a drink, but I'd be far too jealous of the straw.

Best one ever, kudos to you sir.

 

[DigitalSushi]

That's a smashing blouse you've got on there...................

Reference cookie?

Bottom? With Rik Mayall?

-SNIP-

-SNIP-

strange, what with all the other avenue's of conversation he could have pursued instead, such as

"so you've got a bra on, hows that working out?"
"my mother is a woman, like you!, wanna meet her?"

Also, for the forest pickup line? Very smooth.

I was shocked that it worked really.

You, sir, have made my night! XD!
Although, that bra one might have worked.

*takes notes*
OK bra one is good, go with that one.

I'll be going out this Friday and shall report back on Saturday with a full debriefing, unless it went really well and I'll be a gentleman about it... and put an anonymous message on craiglist instead. Actually regardless of how it goes I'll still brag to my friends how well it went and how manly I am.

Seriously though, Bra one might have worked?

 

[maninahat]

"How old are you?" Yes, I used it, and no, I won't reveal the circumstances.

Did she reveal her circumstances?

 

[Mcupobob]

"that shirt looks good, but it would look even stuffed into the neck of a vodaka bottle and flung buring through our office building's window. Let fucking do it and never look back"

 

[jackyjack13579]

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Um you messed this one up a bit...I think it's supposed to go like this, Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*takes notes*
OK bra one is good, go with that one.

I'll be going out this Friday and shall report back on Saturday with a full debriefing, unless it went really well and I'll be a gentleman about it... and put an anonymous message on craiglist instead. Actually regardless of how it goes I'll still brag to my friends how well it went and how manly I am.

Seriously though, Bra one might have worked?

Well, it depends on how you say it. If you don't say it like an ass, then you should be good to go. I mean that line is gold!

 

[DigitalSushi]

*takes notes*
OK bra one is good, go with that one.

I'll be going out this Friday and shall report back on Saturday with a full debriefing, unless it went really well and I'll be a gentleman about it... and put an anonymous message on craiglist instead. Actually regardless of how it goes I'll still brag to my friends how well it went and how manly I am.

Seriously though, Bra one might have worked?

Well, it depends on how you say it. If you don't say it like an ass, then you should be good to go. I mean that line is gold!

Like you mean, "hows the bra?", "fit well"?

And hopefully if all goes well then I can reach around and fumble with the bra strap and make a mess of things as usual.

You know what when I was 15 I tried that and it reminded me of reaching around my TV fumbling to get the scart to go into the socket... so I've not tried it since, although I get worked up and hot when hooking up my PS to my TV now ....

 

[ddon]

"nice shoes..."

If you dont know the rest, You have been living under a rock.

Me and my woodlouse friends would very much like to know what comes next.

I've been living in a closet, not under a rock, but still, I'd like to know too.

you might hate my brother then. he has really long and curly hair.

 

[SnipErlite]

That's a smashing blouse you've got on there...................

Reference cookie?

Bottom? With Rik Mayall?

But of course *cookie*

Bottom is genius

 

[Super Six One]

I want you to see my bedroom.....it'll be much easier if you don't struggle.....



haha

 

[Da Joz]

For use at a bar on a Fri/Sat night: "Wanna go back to my place? I make a damn good breakfast"

 

[Distorted Stu]

Lets DO EEETTTTTTT.

Ive had a lass come up to me at the uni bar before and she said "Nice glasses, wanna fuck?"

I was scared ;_;

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

But of course *cookie*

Bottom is genius

One of my favourite and funniest shows of all time. *eats cookie*

Like you mean, "hows the bra?", "fit well"?

And hopefully if all goes well then I can reach around and fumble with the bra strap and make a mess of things as usual.

You know what when I was 15 I tried that and it reminded me of reaching around my TV fumbling to get the scart to go into the socket... so I've not tried it since, although I get worked up and hot when hooking up my PS to my TV now ....

Yes, like that.
I'll tell you one thing, we design some bra-straps as a test of will and skill for most men.
Have fun. XD

 

[Ren3004]

I'll tell you one thing, we design some bra-straps as a test of will and skill for most men.
Have fun. XD

I knew it!

*takes notes*
OK bra one is good, go with that one.

I'll be going out this Friday and shall report back on Saturday with a full debriefing, unless it went really well and I'll be a gentleman about it... and put an anonymous message on craiglist instead. Actually regardless of how it goes I'll still brag to my friends how well it went and how manly I am.

Seriously though, Bra one might have worked?

Well, it depends on how you say it. If you don't say it like an ass, then you should be good to go. I mean that line is gold!

Like you mean, "hows the bra?", "fit well"?

And hopefully if all goes well then I can reach around and fumble with the bra strap and make a mess of things as usual.

You know what when I was 15 I tried that and it reminded me of reaching around my TV fumbling to get the scart to go into the socket... so I've not tried it since, although I get worked up and hot when hooking up my PS to my TV now ....

You just made my day! Here's a 1199x1104 cookie for you.

Spoiler

OT: Hey, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I couldn't help noticing how beautiful you are from across the room so I came over to take a closer look.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Yes, like that.
I'll tell you one thing, we design some bra-straps as a test of will and skill for most men.
Have fun. XD

I know a girl that actually pinches the "c clip" on her bra strap to make sure its tough as nails to take off, she does it after hearing so many guys "claiming" to be able to undo a bra strap one handed. I once saw her boyfriend in a sweaty stressed out mess on a sunday morning and I could have sworn its her doing.

OK back to bad pick up lines, I'm ditching the forest foxy line and going with

"your place or mine?"
"your place baby, I wanna fumble with your scart socket"

 

[AWAR]

"Your resistance only makes my penis harder"

 

[Discord]

Hey... the word of the day is "Legs" Why don't we go to your place and spread the word.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Weeell.... [http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/35_dating_list.html]

Also;

Wait, what's the seconf one (on the picture) making fun of, I've never heard that one before.

Was your father a thief because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put them in your eyes.

or something like that. And I think that's just a really cheesy line

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Weeell.... [http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/35_dating_list.html]

Also;

Wait, what's the seconf one (on the picture) making fun of, I've never heard that one before.

Was your father a thief because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put them in your eyes.

or something like that. And I think that's just a really cheesy line

It is pretty fudging cheesy, but I'd never heard it before, so had no idea what he was on about...